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Experiment Which language would you want to know instantly?

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Which language and why?
 
Rn Swedish because im learning it anyway.
 
Chinese so I can communicate with the other half of the world, its the most value language in the world but fucking hard to learn
 
Probably Japanese so I can move to hikikomori heaven :owo:
 
German but I don't even know why am I learning it, terrible social skills.
 
Classical Latin so i can recreate the Roman Empire (in bideogaym)
 
Probably spicnish.
 
Not sure maybe spanish
 
German but I don't even know why am I learning it, terrible social skills.
I'm German but there are only 7 countries* in the world where German is spoken. Also I wouldn't recommend Germany to live. You just want to learn it for fun?

*Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Luxemburg, Belgium, Italy (Südtirol)
 
I'm German but there are only 7 countries* in the world where German is spoken. Also I wouldn't recommend Germany to live. You just want to learn it for fun?

*Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Luxemburg, Belgium, Italy (Südtirol)
I know. I'm Spanish, but I have some Swiss-German relatives. I want to communicate better because although not all of them speak perfect Spanish, they do speak it, so it feels kind of disrespectful not learning theirs. That’s the main reason. Ngl, besides my German uncle, I don’t see my other German relatives very often, and if you don’t speak perfect German to a Swiss-German, they’ll switch to English. So yeah, learning a language is an escape for me, because I discovered that it's one of the few things I’m actually good at.
 
Im considering moving there in the future.
I don't recommend it unless you're moving to the countryside. I've been living in this country since i was born. It's a western world dystopia, full of LBTQ-propaganda, feminism, immigration from the 3rd world. Everyone has a slave mindset. Please think of it one last time before deciding. Even in small towns there are immigration from the 3rd world. It's not an incel-friendly country either.
 
Japanese, most likely.

I've really wanted to learn it for some time now, mainly so I can interact with the Japanese side of the internet. That's not to say that it's the only language I'm interested in—I really would like to learn German, I think it sounds nice!
 
I know. I'm Spanish, but I have some Swiss-German relatives. I want to communicate better because although not all of them speak perfect Spanish, they do speak it, so it feels kind of disrespectful not learning theirs. That’s the main reason. Ngl, besides my German uncle, I don’t see my other German relatives very often, and if you don’t speak perfect German to a Swiss-German, they’ll switch to English. So yeah, learning a language is an escape for me, because I discovered that it's one of the few things I’m actually good at.
ah that makes sense
 
The answer may surprise you but Hebrew.

I want the uncover the secret about those who control the world.
 
The answer may surprise you but Hebrew.

I want the uncover the secret about those who control the world.
Plus the Jews are going after Asians. Its an advantage to know what our enemy (they make it that way) is up to
 
I don't recommend it unless you're moving to the countryside. I've been living in this country since i was born. It's a western world dystopia, full of LBTQ-propaganda, feminism, immigration from the 3rd world. Everyone has a slave mindset. Please think of it one last time before deciding. Even in small towns there are immigration from the 3rd world. It's not an incel-friendly country either.
I see, i live in an eastern european shithole full of horrible scum and i often fantasize about moving to a better european country, i know Sweden has some probems with sandnigger gangs but i thought thats only in the biggest cities.
 
I wouldn't want to instantly know a language rather have very good talent and speed in learning one.

If you already can speak fluently with no effort there's no satisfaction with knowing it, but learning it each day and seeing progress is a dopamine booster
 
There are a couple in my mind but I'd choose Italian. What about you OP?
 
Chinese so that I can enjoy chinese xitter
 
German or Russian very much so because i adore their literature and cultuer in general. but i am too retarded to read a language! what a shame. i ought to end my subhuman life
 

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