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Which is the better melee weapon? A knife or a hammer?

Which is the better melee weapon? A knife or a hammer?

  • Knife

    Votes: 15 75.0%
  • Hammer

    Votes: 5 25.0%

  • Total voters
    20
Clavicus Vile

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To slit a throat, or to crush a skull?
 
I choose knife, harder for people to defend against.
 
I would say knife, both are extremly dangerous, but you can at least try to grab the hammer to make it less dangerous while the knife.. well you will lose some fingers
 
hammer mogs
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Hammer is dangerous because it can puncture organs and is more painful

Knife is dangerous because it is more lethal and can end fights more quickly (it can also puncture organs too)

Overall knife is honestly a better melee weapon.
 
To slit a throat, or to crush a skull?
immo hammer honestly, idk why tho. I think hammer is fastest takedown if you land a good hit. A knife will almost never lead to instant take down even if you stab neck or chest. Hammer to head its over + depending on hammer length you can have huge reach compared to knife. Also you can combine hammer + knife into knife hammer thing and then its gg
 
the shit men talk about btw lmfao women never talk about hypotheticals like this at all, zero hypotheticals
like that old comedian patrice o neal said years ago
guys will be debating dumb shit like would you fuck a girl with no nose?
women dont get that at all
 
Long or even normal knife is much better in current times since nobody really wears any armor, it's also much easier to conceal, while hammer would be a much better weapon in medieval times due of people wearing at bare minimum light or medium armor that would protect you from cuts while even plate armor won't do shit about concussions and spike hits to the head
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The Mario RPG games told me the hammer is the best melee weapon
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the shit men talk about btw lmfao women never talk about hypotheticals like this at all, zero hypotheticals
like that old comedian patrice o neal said years ago
guys will be debating dumb shit like would you fuck a girl with no nose?
women dont get that at all
Women are unironically the closed minded gender even though they accuse men of being just that
 
Anyway Spear mogs them all
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:chad: unless you wear armor then i'm running away :feelskek:
 
guys will be debating dumb shit like would you fuck a girl with no nose?
I would create a nose out of my sticky cum. They call me a Semenman and can repair anything with my seed.
 
I would create a nose out of my sticky cum. They call me a Semenman and can repair anything with my seed.
:lul: :lul: :lul:
does your sticky cum possess both the properties of rubber and cum?

hunter x hunter GIF
 
:lul: :lul: :lul:
does your sticky cum possess both the properties of rubber and cum?

hunter x hunter GIF
but of course we can even use it as a handcuffs to kidnap misandrist foids and put them into Semen prison funded by my organisation
 
Hammer is easier to wield for the average person.
 
The most dangerous melee weapon obviously is the nunchaku in the heads of a martial arts master like Bruce Lee :bigbrain:
 

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