Which Do You Save? A Woman or a Bottle of Beer That's About To Fall.

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Which do you save?

(1) A woman who is in a car, dangling over the edge of a cliff

(2) A Bottle of beer, at the edge of a table, that's about to roll off?

 

[Nakuro]

Woman so after that i forced hER to.make snuh snuh then i trrowh hER into the abyss

 

[Cuyen]

A Bottle of beer, at the edge of a table

 

[Guest2]

Depends if it's a nice car or not...
Throw the woman off the cliff; steal the car; drive the car off the cliff with a blazing gasoline tank and die in glory.

 

[Firefly]

Which do you save?

(1) A woman who is in a car, dangling over the edge of a cliff

(2) A Bottle of beer, at the edge of a table, that's about to roll off?

Even if I were to choose (1) how can you actually save her? It's not like I have the strength to pull a car dude xD

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

The state of this forum

It's sad to think that there are some people who would actually choose to save a woman over a bottle of beer.
I don't even drink.

 

[Ratboy]

It depends... If she's cute and she's gonna be thankful and be on your side the rest of her life, then yes, I would safe the woman.

It depends... If she's cute and she's gonna be thankful and be on your side the rest of her life, then yes, I would safe the woman.

What was I thinking?! That would never ever happen. Even then she would instantly jump in to the arms of the next Chad she sees

 

[StaroRavager]

Depends if it's a nice car or not...
Throw the woman off the cliff; steal the car; drive the car off the cliff with a blazing gasoline tank and die in glory.

The only legit answer

 

[heroinfather]

The woman so i can RAP battleE her

 

[FaceandHFD]

The woman so i can RAP battleE her

My nigga

 

[heroinfather]

My nigga

 

[ReasonableResolver]

Edgelord

"Hahaha I made fun of you for being edgy in the blandest fucking way possible because I'm a dumb boring fuck, yet I'm so much better than you guys!"

 

[Wonder]

I don't drink beer and I'm not risking my life for a woman so neither.

 

[FinnCel]

Hard question.
At least the beer would not accuse me of rape

 

[ReasonableResolver]

Only an autist would reflect on things like the way you did right now

Only a fakecel failed normalfag like you would insult incels for being autistic. What's next, you are gonna brag about how you got that redhead chick's number?

 

[SwordsmanAlt]

I save both. Unlike some of the depraved people on here, I still value human life. Maybe not my own though

 

[Cuyen]

I save both. Unlike some of the depraved people on here, I still value human life. Maybe not my own though

You need to get blackpilled more my friend

 

[heroinfather]

Yeah im gonna do it because i have had my fun here now its going downhill when the autism escalated here

I kind of agree but don't take a moral high ground when you are still more autistic and scummy then 90 percent of the population

 

[ReasonableResolver]

Yeah im gonna do it because i have had my fun here now its going downhill when the autism escalated here

You are welcome to take your brainlet 1-word verbal diarrhea of a reply and fuck off. Dumb fucking failed normie.

 

[Incelhope]

I kind of agree but don't take a moral high ground when you are still more autistic and scummy then 90 percent of the population

Im treating people the way they want to be treated, whats wrong with that?

 

[Ignas]

Can't decide lol. She might as well jump off from the cliff after I saved her upon seeing my face and manletism. And I'm not a big fan of beer

 

[Insomniac]

I would save the beer bottle. I think it would appreciate me saving it more.

Only an autist would reflect on things like the way you did right now

t. nt

 

[SirIncel]

I'd save the woman tbh.

 

[Hate_my_life]

I'd save the woman tbh.

Goodluck on your #metoo goals of 2019.

 

[Michael15651]

A bottle of beer any day.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

I’d save the Bottle of beer lmao wtf Water is wet-tier question

I wouldn’t piss in a foids mouth if she was dying of thirst. Wouldn’t shit in her mouth if she was dying of hunger.

If the beer bottle falls, I have to be sad for a few seconds then get up and walk all the way to the fridge, get a new one, open the drawer, get the opener, open it, bla bla bla I have something to lose if the bottle falls.. if the foid dies I don’t lose anything... It’s a GOOD thing lol I’ll enjoy my beer knowing a cum drinking toilet failed tutorial mode.

Anyone who says they would save the foid should be banned immediately.


Edit: this thread is def gonna make it to IT.

Edit: the bottle doesn’t even have to be full tbh could be empty. I would just hate to have to clean up all that glass.. maybe I could just kick it into the foid car wreckage after she plummets to her death

 

[OccidentalRebel]

The foid ngl, I mean come on dudes you will probably get financially rewarded and famous. Get a nice plague, grant from the municipality, and normies to think you're cool and shit. I know y'all be edgy and shit and let the foid die, but its just one whore and wont have any effect on the relentless hypergamy of society.

 

[Mainländer]

Neither tbh.

 

[Remyx]

If the beer bottle falls, I have to be sad for a few seconds then get up and walk all the way to the fridge, get a new one, open the drawer, get the opener, open it, bla bla bla I have something to lose if the bottle falls.. if the foid dies I don’t lose anything... It’s a GOOD thing lol I’ll enjoy my beer knowing a cum drinking toilet failed tutorial mode.

Anyone who says they would save the foid should be banned immediately.


Edit: this thread is def gonna make it to IT.

Edit: the bottle doesn’t even have to be full tbh could be empty. I would just hate to have to clean up all that glass.. maybe I could just kick it into the foid car wreckage after she plummets to her death

Take all these fucking stars
★★★★★

The foid ngl, I mean come on dudes you will probably get financially rewarded and famous. Get a nice plague, grant from the municipality, and normies to think you're cool and shit. I know y'all be edgy and shit and let the foid die, but its just one whore and wont have any effect on the relentless hypergamy of society.

If anything she'll somehow get all those rewards while you'll be lucky not to be accused of putting her in danger

 

[SchrodingersDick]

The foid ngl, I mean come on dudes you will probably get financially rewarded and famous. Get a nice plague, grant from the municipality, and normies to think you're cool and shit. I know y'all be edgy and shit and let the foid die, but its just one whore and wont have any effect on the relentless hypergamy of society.

You’ll just get #metoo’ed lmao. god forbid you accidentally touch her ass while pulling her from the wreckage. Foid would probabaly turn down being saved by an incel though tbh;; she’ll scream for help and when you run to save her she’ll go “no not you teehee someone else”

“HELP! SOMEBODY!! SOMEBODY OVER 6 FEET WITH AN INTACT HAIRLINE PLEASE SAVE ME IM DYING”

 

[OccidentalRebel]

You’ll just get #metoo’ed lmao. god forbid you accidentally touch her ass while rescuing her. Foid would probabaly turn down being saved by an incel though tbh;; she’ll scream for help and when you run to save her she’ll go “no not you teehee someone else”

Don't get me wrong I wouldn't be doing it for any reasons of caring about the foid, id just be interested in getting rewarded for saving them from the foid and her family as well as the government and maybe some other normies, especially if I put myself in danger. You're right maybe it wouldn't happen but that would be my driving reason if I did intervene.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Don't get me wrong I wouldn't be doing it for any reasons of caring about the foid, id just be interested in getting rewarded for saving them from the foid and her family as well as the government and maybe some other normies, especially if I put myself in danger. You're right maybe it wouldn't happen but that would be my driving reason if I did intervene.

When’s the last time you ever heard of someone helping victims in a wreckage? It happens all the time all over the world.. you never hear about it.

 

[OccidentalRebel]

When’s the last time you ever heard of someone helping victims in a wreckage? It happens all the time all over the world.. you never hear about it.

‘Longest four minutes of my life’: Man with autism credited with saving NH crash victim - Boston News, Weather, Sports | WHDH 7News

SALEM, N.H. (WHDH) - A man with autism is being credited with helping to save the life of a crash victim after springing into action<a class="excerpt-read-more" href="https://whdh.com/news/longest-four-minutes-of-my-life-man-with-autism-credited-with-saving-nh-crash-victim/">Read More</a>

whdh.com

'I kinda just kicked into action': West HS student credited with saving crash victim’s life

West High School junior Felix Ortiz performed CPR on a crash victim Tuesday afternoon — an action Utah Highway Patrol officials say likely saved the man's life.

www.ksl.com

Teenage cadet saved 91-year-old crash victim - then did full day at school

Jess Rollisson administered first aid on the scene

www.derbytelegraph.co.uk

Ive also seen local people I know on the news for saving overdose cucks etc

I imagine at least the foid would compensate me in the very least

also normies would be more likely to recognize me cuz considering a "noble pure" foid is considered more important than saving some random guy

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

I don't drink beer but i save the beer

 

[NEETAndTidy]

How bigs the bottle

 

[Inceldo]

Neither tbh

 

[TerryFuckinHawkins]

Save the woman then rape her and trow her off the cliff.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

‘Longest four minutes of my life’: Man with autism credited with saving NH crash victim - Boston News, Weather, Sports | WHDH 7News

SALEM, N.H. (WHDH) - A man with autism is being credited with helping to save the life of a crash victim after springing into action<a class="excerpt-read-more" href="https://whdh.com/news/longest-four-minutes-of-my-life-man-with-autism-credited-with-saving-nh-crash-victim/">Read More</a>

whdh.com

'I kinda just kicked into action': West HS student credited with saving crash victim’s life

West High School junior Felix Ortiz performed CPR on a crash victim Tuesday afternoon — an action Utah Highway Patrol officials say likely saved the man's life.

www.ksl.com

Teenage cadet saved 91-year-old crash victim - then did full day at school

Jess Rollisson administered first aid on the scene

www.derbytelegraph.co.uk

Ive also seen local people I know on the news for saving overdose cucks etc

I imagine at least the foid would compensate me in the very least

also normies would be more likely to recognize me cuz considering a "noble pure" foid is considered more important than saving some random guy

Hmm. I was wrong. I guess you could get recognition.

I’d still save the beer though.

 

[OccidentalRebel]

Hmm. I was wrong. I guess you could get recognition.

I’d still save the beer though.

Do you think an incel could have a chance with the foid he saved simply because he saved their life? I mean they wont be attracted to him but do you think they might not feel compelled to at least reward the incel with at least a ONS? Or am I just fantasizing too far

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Do you think an incel could have a chance with the foid he saved simply because he saved their life? I mean they wont be attracted to him but do you think they might not feel compelled to at least reward the incel with at least a ONS? Or am I just fantasizing too far

Nice to think so, but no. That only happens in movies.

You could put a Herculean effort into helping a foid, and it will never be enough if you’re not a hot tall guy.. there was a story of a girl who was orphaned. Some guy gave up going to college and took up a job as a truck driver to take care of her and put her through law school.. she became a lawyer, he was still a truck driver.. she was conflicted because she didn’t feel like a truck driver was good enough for her. She wanted someone better, on her level. Point is, all the “fairer sex” shit only happens in movies. In the real world, only 2 things will ever grant you sexual access. Resources and sperm. That’s it. Have money, or be good looking.

 

[OccidentalRebel]

Nice to think so, but no. That only happens in movies.

You could put a Herculean effort into helping a foid, and it will never be enough if you’re not a hot tall guy.. there was a story of a girl who was orphaned. Some guy gave up going to college and took up a job as a truck driver to take care of her and put her through law school.. she became a lawyer, he was still a truck driver.. she was conflicted because she didn’t feel like a truck driver was good enough for her. She wanted someone better, on her level. Point is, all the “fairer sex” shit only happens in movies. In the real world, only 2 things will ever grant you sexual access. Resources and sperm. That’s it. Have money, or be good looking.

blackpilled story dude what the fuck

 

[SchrodingersDick]

blackpilled story dude what the fuck

Yeah i was trying to find the screenshot of her post but gave up lol too many pics to go thru

 

[shoji]

If you didn't save the woman you'd be hated and ostracized by society. You might also end up in prison

 

[GowkBird]

Beer of course. Women are liberated of man's oppression and evil patriarchy, so they doesn't need our help.

 

[OccidentalRebel]

Yeah i was trying to find the screenshot of her post but gave up lol too many pics to go thru

infuriating

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Beer of course. Women are liberated of man's oppression and evil patriarchy, so they doesn't need our help.

Ironclad argument ngl

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

I’d go for the beer even it was empty

 

[FIVETHREEBALDCEL]

Well she's a strong independent woman who needs no man, specially ugly men!

 

[BrettyBoy]

The woman but I better be getting something out of it and before anyone calls me a white knight or whatever, I would save even a man so.

 

[albie]

I save both. Unlike some of the depraved people on here, I still value human life. Maybe not my own though

Are you defending women? Because I just got a verbal warning for doing that. Shush. Maybe they won't notice if the grasses on here don't report you.