Venting Where is my alien waifu!?

[Clonecel]

Why is life so fucking disappointing and bland. I am stuck on this Earth where I am disliked and ostracized by my own species.
Why did I have to be born in time when pathetic humans can't even travel to Mars?

I need to go to deep space to find myself an alien gf. I wouldn't care if she was a glob of glowing goo, flying squid or a giant alien grasshopper, she would actually like me fo who I am, because her beauty standards would be completely different than ours. FUCK! Why can't I have my alien waifu!

I would rather fuck this hot stuff than some roastbeef basic bitch becky ngl:

 

[FinnCel]

Cope
Alien foids will only go for chad

 

[Clonecel]

Cope
Alien foids will only go for chad

NOOO! They are waiting for me you liar!

 

[Yerberito]

ur waifu will tear your dick off

 

[Clonecel]

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ur waifu will tear your dick off

I would still mog 90% of people here.
It would also make for a hell of a story

 

[Sans]

I’d fuck Celeste from HuniePop

 

[Clonecel]

I’d fuck Celeste from HuniePop

Good choice but too humanoid. She would probably still want a chad.

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Bugwomen worship is disallowed

 

[Clonecel]

Bugwomen worship is disallowed

Is it?

 

[Yerberito]

I would still mog 90% of people here.
It would also make for a hell of a story

a great story ngl lol

 

[Sans]

Good choice but too humanoid. She would probably still want a chad.

You’ve played HP? Based

anyway, I was never much into Star Wars but what about those worm things that come out of the sand? I could see myself sticking my peepee in that

 

[Clonecel]

You’ve played HP? Based

anyway, I was never much into Star Wars but what about those worm things that come out of the sand? I could see myself sticking my peepee in that

You mean Sarlacc? Man that's a big ass hole. Loose like a 50 year old puss.

 

[Sans]

You mean Sarlacc? Man that's a big ass hole. Loose like a 50 year old puss.

Kek... what other alien pussy is there, I gotta do research.

 

[Clonecel]

Kek... what other alien pussy is there, I gotta do research.

I don't know man. Ask some Scientologist, I don't know any alien cuties irl.

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Is it?

no

 

[Clonecel]

no

 

[Deleted member 16624]