Esoteric7
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Normies would say: “I’ll be married,” “starting a business,” or “traveling the world.”
But what about us?
3 Years:
Still in the same room? Still NEETing/parasitemaxxing? Still working the same soul-craining job? Maybe you’ve given up on the gym. Hair’s now thinning. More doomscrolling, more poisonous food, more elaborate excuses for family who still ask why you’re alone.
5 Years:
Family members younger than you are getting married. They slowly stop seeing you. You become a ghost at work: the guy everyone knows but no one truly sees. You might get a cat, you've stopped counting birthdays.
7 Years:
You’ve fully accepted your role as a background character. Your parents are getting old now, and you've become their part-time caretaker, not out of love, but because you have nothing else to do. The highlight of your week is shopping at the supermarket. You realise you're already dead inside and no one will come to your real funeral.
Or maybe… you don’t make it that far because you kicked the chair to avoid all this.
But what about us?
3 Years:
Still in the same room? Still NEETing/parasitemaxxing? Still working the same soul-craining job? Maybe you’ve given up on the gym. Hair’s now thinning. More doomscrolling, more poisonous food, more elaborate excuses for family who still ask why you’re alone.
5 Years:
Family members younger than you are getting married. They slowly stop seeing you. You become a ghost at work: the guy everyone knows but no one truly sees. You might get a cat, you've stopped counting birthdays.
7 Years:
You’ve fully accepted your role as a background character. Your parents are getting old now, and you've become their part-time caretaker, not out of love, but because you have nothing else to do. The highlight of your week is shopping at the supermarket. You realise you're already dead inside and no one will come to your real funeral.
Or maybe… you don’t make it that far because you kicked the chair to avoid all this.





