When you're in a band of screamocels so you feature roasties in your videos

[fernandopox]

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV8N44HzfBQ[/video]

Never fails to make me laugh. Everybody is so fucking ugly and dumb in this video that it makes me feel proud of myself. Horrible troll music and top quality banter.

 

[A Good Friend]

Emos are funny. I used to deal with them a lot.

Here's the lifecycle of the emo/screamo musician

1. Band gets locally popular because they spend more on hairspray than guitar strings
2. Gets tons of chicks
3. Gets one pregnant
4. Is forced to quit and is done with the business at 21

happens every fucking time

 

[BlackpilledAF]

That awkward moment when your realize these screamofags get pussy and you don't.

 

[Deleted member 60]

Emos are funny. I used to deal with them a lot.

Here's the lifecycle of the emo/screamo musician

1. Band gets locally popular because they spend more on hairspray than guitar strings
2. Gets tons of chicks
3. Gets one pregnant
4. Is forced to quit and is done with the business at 21

happens every fucking time

well I guess it's better than the amateur rappers who end up dead or in prison.

 

[Cynistic]

That awkward moment when your realize these screamofags get pussy and you don't.

 

[A Good Friend]

That awkward moment when your realize these screamofags get pussy and you don't.

They really do. I auditioned for one once, and right away it was a bad fit because I was in sandals with long hair and they were all wearing tight jeans and mascara. They were pretty big, but the singer's gf came to the studio extremely pregnant, and I knew it was ogre. They were done the next month.

We had another local band that actually went on Warped Tour and got signed, then the singer's gf made him quit. Now he works at a pizza place.

 

[GeneticFilth]

This band is garbage. The only reason why it's popular is because the lead screamer or whatever the fuck has an attractive face.

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

screamocel=?

 

[jagermeister]

Emos are funny. I used to deal with them a lot.
Here's the lifecycle of the emo/screamo musician
1. Band gets locally popular because they spend more on hairspray than guitar strings
2. Gets tons of chicks
3. Gets one pregnant
4. Is forced to quit and is done with the business at 21
happens every fucking time

lmfaO this is so fucking legit it made me lose my shit

 

[GeneticFilth]

They really do. I auditioned for one once, and right away it was a bad fit because I was in sandals with long hair and they were all wearing tight jeans and mascara. They were pretty big, but the singer's gf came to the studio extremely pregnant, and I knew it was ogre. They were done the next month.

We had another local band that actually went on Warped Tour and got signed, then the singer's gf made him quit. Now he works at a pizza place.

How popular a band is, is just based on how attractive the lead singer is.

 

[Redpill Robert]

God that shit is gay.