When you were in school, did you ever give a foid candy in hopes that she’d let you ascend?

[Clavicus Vile]

Jfl, I failed so hard when I tried this. Almost like there’s no candy for your face . I’m pretty sure I’ve told this story before, but yeah she was a lunch table alone, she was the “weird girl” so I tried with her, I tried to be “charming and friendly”, FAIL.

I didn’t ask her out or anything, but I could tell she was uninterested and uncomfortable from my ugly presence.

She did eat the candy though. I was still surprised that a foid would eat anything from me. She put that candy inside of her, but I wanted to be inside her, ME.

I watched her eat the candy, I was thinking about how nice it would be to be inside of her wet soft mouth with my tongue. Or having her mouth suck my dick.

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

Yes, when I was 7
Now I'm here

 

[rcnfive]

pussy first, then she gets candy (it never happened but that’s how it should be)

 

[zd60]

Yes, when I was 7
Now I'm here

 

[ihatelife2]

Nicely told story hehe

 

[Todd Thundercock]

no

 

[ANTAGONIST]

pussy first, then she gets candy (it never happened but that’s how it should be)

 

[pisser]

No

 

[BlackLowLtn]

No

 

[Deep.Nest]

no, they'd just think I'm weird

 

[Veiko]

Unfortunately.

 

[Xul]

Nope never simped never will

 

[Pichonesky]

No, why would I

 

[Ellsworth]

No I never thought that, but when I was in school it was customary to share candy and gum with classmates even if they were not your friends.

 

[anthonyfantano]

Nope

 

[Creamcel]

No, but I did let them copy off of my paper in class many times. I was still bluepilled at the time.

 

[anthonyfantano]

No, but I did let them copy off of my paper in class many times. I was still bluepilled at the time.

and then they suck your duck

 

[Creamcel]

and then they suck your duck

And then I woke up.

 

[SEWER_MANCER]

Jfl, I failed so hard when I tried this. Almost like there’s no candy for your face . I’m pretty sure I’ve told this story before, but yeah she was a lunch table alone, she was the “weird girl” so I tried with her, I tried to be “charming and friendly”, FAIL.

I didn’t ask her out or anything, but I could tell she was uninterested and uncomfortable from my ugly presence.

She did eat the candy though. I was still surprised that a foid would eat anything from me. She put that candy inside of her, but I wanted to be inside her, ME.

I watched her eat the candy, I was thinking about how nice it would be to be inside of her wet soft mouth with my tongue. Or having her mouth suck my dick.

Yeah also I swear there was a kid in my elementary school (sub 6 facially but a manlet) who bought chocolates to every girl in my class just for them to friendzone him brutal

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

Even as a young kid I knew the girls only took an interest in talking to me when they wanted snacks from me so I would lick the entire snack and than offer it them.

 

[StressTensorCel]

No sounds cucked.

 

[Last2025cel]

Even as a young kid I knew the girls only took an interest in talking to me when they wanted snacks from me so I would lick the entire snack and than offer it them.

Gigabased

 

[Last2025cel]

You should've pissed in the candy before giving it to her

 

[Wither]

No nigga

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Not sure I ever did that

 

[Super Nigger Boy]

no i usually steal things i don't give anything to anyone

 

[Sonicfancel]

Yes, I even "gave" money to a foid. It never worked.

 

[Rapistcel]

Jfl, I failed so hard when I tried this. Almost like there’s no candy for your face . I’m pretty sure I’ve told this story before, but yeah she was a lunch table alone, she was the “weird girl” so I tried with her, I tried to be “charming and friendly”, FAIL.

I didn’t ask her out or anything, but I could tell she was uninterested and uncomfortable from my ugly presence.

She did eat the candy though. I was still surprised that a foid would eat anything from me. She put that candy inside of her, but I wanted to be inside her, ME.

I watched her eat the candy, I was thinking about how nice it would be to be inside of her wet soft mouth with my tongue. Or having her mouth suck my dick.

No