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When was the last time you got a haircut?

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I ascended today by getting a haircut tbhthb, when was your last time?
 
A week ago.
Ascended by getting a haircut? Fakecel :feelsree:
 
Several months ago. My hairs getting long again.
 
Few months ago, I'm currently letting my hair grow the length of the anime avatar I have (done it before).
 
literally a week ago. I even went around this time to get it.
 
About 10 years ago.
It's over for baldcels.
 
Cuck if you don't cut your hair yourself tbh. I need at max fifteen minutes with my 15 dollar hair cutting machine, that I use for my beard as well, and just shower afterwards. I can cut a medium length cut, short trim and undercut it's not that hard. But these days I go for the fast 6mm trim. Don't like shaving and there is no point in putting éffort anyway even without my balding.
 
Cuck if you don't cut your hair yourself tbh. I need at max fifteen minutes with my 15 dollar hair cutting machine, that I use for my beard as well, and just shower afterwards. I can cut a medium length cut, short trim and undercut it's not that hard.
Yes, I cut it myself, But ONLY the split ends sometimes... Im actually NOT allowed to cut it short, but I wouldnt anyway... So its been long since 82
 
End of June probably.
 
I got all my hair buzzed around February.
 
Anyone who has ever gotten a haircut is volcel
 
3 months ago...
 
About 4 years ago. I use my clippers to get a buzzcut but i'm thinking of going to a barber/hairdresser and get an undercut instead. Want to looksmax.
 
Trying to grow it out at the moment, I look subhuman with short hair.
 
about 5 months, I have somewhat curly hair so I might afromaxx cuz fuck it
 
Every week.. my hair is falling :/
 
A month ago. My NW3 was exposed for the world to see. But this time, I didn't care.
 
A month ago. I hate them because they expose my NW2. Jumping on fin ASAP.
 
Cuck if you don't cut your hair yourself tbh. I need at max fifteen minutes with my 15 dollar hair cutting machine, that I use for my beard as well, and just shower afterwards. I can cut a medium length cut, short trim and undercut it's not that hard. But these days I go for the fast 6mm trim. Don't like shaving and there is no point in putting éffort anyway even without my balding.
Do you have a tutorial on medium cut?
Barber always tries to pull off a modern cut, which always makes me look more incel for a week or two.
 
Few months back but I do it myself. Last time I went to an actual barber/stylist was years ago. I avoid those places, I got dandruff and my hair is shit I dont want people looking or messing with it, its embarrassing.

My hair is falling out anyway so it doesnt matter in the end.

Also you aren't a truecel if you go get haircuts.
 
Do you have a tutorial on medium cut?
Barber always tries to pull off a modern cut, which always makes me look more incel for a week or two.
Medium for me is probably more of a short cut in hairdresser terms. So I don't know if this is the right thing for you.
It's the hardest of my fast cuts, because you have to avoid the helmet look and you need some exercise (so train in some LDAR phase). You need as well some switchable comb attachements for your hair cutting machine to really catch all the hair. Some hollow cage like adjustable attachement won't do the job.

Didn't do it for a while because of norwooding, but here is what I did:

I repeat the steps with the haircutting machine two times to catch everything.

Take the longest spacer for your machine, cut everything.

Then take a bit shorter spacer for the sides. Once you cut everything until where the rounding towards the top of your head starts go with the comb up, stay 100% vertical (the lower part of the comb attachement still touches your head in the not rounded area the upper part is in the air and you hold the machine horizontal and go around in an even way from temple to temple.)

Now you are left with rather big angled hard edge. You have to break it once / cut it off, so you get two softer edges, that re almost invisible. You have to use your fingers of the other hand as a spacer to hold the comb in the correct distance and angle.

Now you have the basic helmet. Afterwards you have to feather the top hair for some more texture to make it less helmety. Take rows of strains and cut in a sharp degree around 30° to 40° into it so you get a zigzag pattern. Repeat everywhere on the top until you think it's okay. Don't overdo it, depending on your structure you only need to do it on the angled area and not on top.
Ponytail is a different story mostly just did the same because of balding, but there are probably different techniques as well.
One thing I liked to do was on the neck where the hair ends and around the ears a feathered edge (kinda similiar to the one you know from the current trending type of undercut). This minimizes maintenance in the future. I just let grow until it annoyy me again. You can take off the comb and put on the lower part the trimmer against your last neckhairs and space with one finger under the top part for the right angle.

If you want everything longer skip step one and use the longest comb for step two etc. Zigzaging will be much harder depending on your initial length. Just do it often enough and you have no problems. I'd reccomend to go with the short not free hands method the first time.

Takes about twenty minutes, once you're trained.

Hope it's understandable.

Here is some vid, which is pretty close. The cut is a bit shorter on the sides and he uses a real comb instead of an attachment and his fingers for the transition, but this is obviously harder, if you have to do it on your own. Maybe it gives you some better idea, what I am talking about. :feelstrash:
 
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Last time i got a haircut was 2 months ago. Before that i hadn't cut my hair in over a year.
 
Medium for me is probably more of a short cut in hairdresser terms. So I don't know if this is the right thing for you.
It's the hardest of my fast cuts, because you have to avoid the helmet look and you need some exercise (so train in some LDAR phase). You need as well some switchable comb attachements for your hair cutting machine to really catch all the hair. Some hollow cage like adjustable attachement won't do the job.

Didn't do it for a while because of norwooding, but here is what I did:

I repeat the steps with the haircutting machine two times to catch everything.

Take the longest spacer for your machine, cut everything.

Then take a bit shorter spacer for the sides. Once you cut everything until where the rounding towards the top of your head starts go with the comb up, stay 100% vertical (the lower part of the comb attachement still touches your head in the not rounded area the upper part is in the air and you hold the machine horizontal and go around in an even way from temple to temple.)

Now you are left with rather big angled hard edge. You have to break it once / cut it off, so you get two softer edges, that re almost invisible. You have to use your fingers of the other hand as a spacer to hold the comb in the correct distance and angle.

Now you have the basic helmet. Afterwards you have to feather the top hair for some more texture to make it less helmety. Take rows of strains and cut in a sharp degree around 30° to 40° into it so you get a zigzag pattern. Repeat everywhere on the top until you think it's okay. Don't overdo it, depending on your structure you only need to do it on the angled area and not on top.
Ponytail is a different story mostly just did the same because of balding, but there are probably different techniques as well.
One thing I liked to do was on the neck where the hair ends and around the ears a feathered edge (kinda similiar to the one you know from the current trending type of undercut). This minimizes maintenance in the future. I just let grow until it annoyy me again. You can take off the comb and put on the lower part the trimmer against your last neckhairs and space with one finger under the top part for the right angle.

If you want everything longer skip step one and use the longest comb for step two etc. Zigzaging will be much harder depending on your initial length. Just do it often enough and you have no problems. I'd reccomend to go with the short not free hands method the first time.

Takes about twenty minutes, once you're trained.

Hope it's understandable.

Here is some vid, which is pretty close. The cut is a bit shorter on the sides and he uses a real comb instead of an attachment and his fingers for the transition, but this is obviously harder, if you have to do it on your own. Maybe it gives you some better idea, what I am talking about. :feelstrash:

I already cut my hair a few days ago on my own:p
Will see the vid
 
like 5-6 months ago
 
wish i could buzz mine but my hairline and forehead is baaaaad.
 
About 5 months ago
 
My hairline is pushing back so quickly that my hair doesn't get in my eyes anymore. All throughout my life I've had the bowl cut old justin bieber bangs that would cover my eyes.

Something is fucked with my hair since it used to grow so quickly and cover up my eyes after like 4 months (from a buzz) but now IT IS THINNING OUT QUICKER THAN IT IS GROWING IN. So soon I'll be mullet status.

wish i could buzz mine but my hairline and forehead is baaaaad.
Buzzing with a bad skull is purposefully deducting 3 points from your face. No joke. Anyone who thinks a cuckbeard offsets this is coping mega hard.
 
Last month, but prior to that I hadn't had a haircut in 9 months.
 
I cut my hair about 3-4 to for times a year, I shave the excess neck hair myself like one time in between.
 
No idea, but I'll get a haircut soon.
 
7-8 months ago, I'm going for a caveman look.
 

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