Brutal Realizing there is no haircut for your face

[Yabadadabadoo]

One of the most brutal things for me was getting a haircut. There is no haircut that can fix my face and I've tried a lot. I was always unhappy when leaving the barbershop even tho they did everything they could.

Currently I leave my hair a little longer because if It gets too short, my subhuman cranium stands out. I cant do fades for that reason.

If its too long "get a haircut inkwell" so I have to keep it medium length. No cool haircuts for me

 

[Shay Patrick Cormac]

No haircuts for your skull

 

[Friezacel]

No haircut for your brow ridge
No gym for your jawline
No confidence for your maxilla

 

[proudweeb]

I just go in and ask for the boosie fade

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

No haircut for your brow ridge
No gym for your jawline
No confidence for your maxilla

 

[wereq.feelsdevil]

Robust craniofacial structure is what makes a man attractive. Hair frauding won't save us from lack of bone.

 

[Wrath]

There is but not for truecels

 

[Fevet]

Took me years to have that epiphany

 

[SmhChan]

Cut your face.

 

[Saigon Depression]

My skull and jaw are way too fucked up for any haircut or facial hair to improve my looks.

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

No haircut for your brow ridge
No gym for your jawline
No confidence for your maxilla

Omg inkwell nobody even knows what a maxilia is!

The importance of maxilia:

Three-dimensional facial morphometry of attractive children and normal children in the deciduous and early mixed dentition - PubMed

Overall, considering that in the analyzed ages body growth and dental changes are very fast and individually determined, all the measurements appeared sufficiently homogenous, and the quantitative characteristics of an "attractive" face well defined. Esthetic reference values can be used to...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

The study "Three-dimensional facial morphometry of attractive children and normal children in the deciduous and early mixed dentition" by Chiarella Sforza et al. (2007) analyzed facial differences between "attractive" and "normal" children aged 4–9 using 3D facial measurements. Here's a breakdown of the key findings in simpler terms:

Purpose:​

To identify consistent facial features that make children appear more "attractive" based on measurements of their facial structure.

Method:​

• 50 facial landmarks were measured in 3D on:
  • 220 healthy children (normal/reference group)
  • 89 attractive children (selected by a modeling agency)
• Measurements included facial angles, distances, and volumes.
• Data was compared using Student’s t-test.

Key Results:​

• Attractive children had:
  • Larger faces overall—especially a bigger maxilla (upper jaw) and forehead
  • Wider and deeper faces, but shorter vertically
  • More voluminous lips and a higher-set mouth
  • Larger noses
  • More convex facial profiles—meaning their maxilla (upper jaw) was more prominent relative to the mandible (lower jaw)

Conclusion:​

• Despite the rapid and varied growth at this age, the features of attractive children showed a clear and measurable pattern.
• These findings could help orthodontists set aesthetic goals and determine the best timing for treatment in young patients.

 

[SuperLust1997]

Robust craniofacial structure is what makes a man attractive. Hair frauding won't save us from lack of bone.
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if ur an eight plus then haircut is like the cherry on top. there's no helpin a fuckin two at best. might as well shave it all off and sell the space as tattoo real estate

 

[BlackLowLtn]

One of the most brutal things for me was getting a haircut. There is no haircut that can fix my face and I've tried a lot. I was always unhappy when leaving the barbershop even tho they did everything they could.

Currently I leave my hair a little longer because if It gets too short, my subhuman cranium stands out. I cant do fades for that reason.

If its too long "get a haircut inkwell" so I have to keep it medium length. No cool haircuts for me

Seen people with unironically the worst haircuts ever getting praised for their hair and girls wishing why more men don't have the haircut like it isn't the type of shit a 30 yo discord mod would be rockin

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

Omg inkwell nobody even knows what a maxilia is!

The importance of maxilia:

The skullpill again

 

[Notkev]

One of the most brutal things for me was getting a haircut. There is no haircut that can fix my face and I've tried a lot. I was always unhappy when leaving the barbershop even tho they did everything they could.

Currently I leave my hair a little longer because if It gets too short, my subhuman cranium stands out. I cant do fades for that reason.

If its too long "get a haircut inkwell" so I have to keep it medium length. No cool haircuts for me

Yup. That's why I gave up on haircuts and now my hair is shoulder length. Though I won't let it get longer than it is now.