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When I'm 50? 60? and the doctor tells me I have cancer, he is going to be SO CONFUSED when I highfive him then walk out smiling

FACEandLMS

FACEandLMS

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"I'm afraid it's cancer, but survival rates have incre...-"

"Cool." *FISTBUMP* "See ya".

I can't wait to be out of this shithole life.
 
Why don’t you just rope?
 
Did something happen in particular? :feelsmega:
 
Jfl at reaching 50
 
See ya later Doc
 
Mr. LMS there should be legalized euthanasia

get me out of here lol
 
I want to go back to the void, that was cozy :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
Based passive suicidal ideation.
 
Women treat me like shit.

I'm slow and retarded at my job.

All I'm alive for is to work.

From the moment I wake up til the moment I go to sleep, I hate breathing.

I am probably not going to die anytime soon. I will end up living til 80. I am too pussy to rope. I am a faggot.
Love your youtube videos

Thanks. At least there will be some trace of me left after I die.
 
Women treat me like shit.

I'm slow and retarded at my job.

All I'm alive for is to work.

From the moment I wake up til the moment I go to sleep, I hate breathing.

I am probably not going to die anytime soon. I will end up living til 80. I am too pussy to rope. I am a faggot.


Thanks. At least there will be some trace of me left after I die.
milk your livestreams and patreon paypigs for all their worth. you can betabuxxmaxx and not work.
 
bro if ur rich just eat like shit and fatmaxx and you will die happy
 
Women treat me like shit.

I'm slow and retarded at my job.

All I'm alive for is to work.

From the moment I wake up til the moment I go to sleep, I hate breathing.

I am probably not going to die anytime soon. I will end up living til 80. I am too pussy to rope. I am a faggot.


Thanks. At least there will be some trace of me left after I die.
Can I buy your gun lol?
 
please dont change your mind
Dont go ER
 
If I was the doctor I would say:

"See you tomorrow" :feelskek: :feelskek:
 
"I'm afraid it's cancer, but survival rates have incre...-"

"Cool." *FISTBUMP* "See ya".

I can't wait to be out of this shithole life.
Y u title Ur threads like that, this b .co not YouTube

Also I would be happy if I got cancer rn
 
Your spanish is pretty good, right? You could probably fly to Mexico and find someone to sell you nembutal. It's an easy, quick, and painless death.

 
Is it true you started lifting and got bracers/invisalign? @FACEandLMS
 
Just africamaxx dude
 
I wouldn’t be happy if you got cancer and died :(
 
I've thought the same.
Knowing I'd have incurable illness would be the best day of my life
 
brutal truth same tbh. I don't think I will ever rope. my brain refused to let me
 
Just become a drug kingpin bro
 
You have to keep blackpilling these degenerates with your videos, if you die im bringing you back from hell and getting some more LMS videos
 
Same bro, same.

When I went into a coma, it was great. I didn't even realize I was out lol.

When I have BSSO/genio surgery, tbh, it's win-win, most likely: I will wake up with a new jaw or I won't wake up at all. Lifefuel, ironically.
 
50?
That's optimistic.
 
You have to keep blackpilling these degenerates with your videos, if you die im bringing you back from hell and getting some more LMS videos

lmao
Is it true you started lifting and got bracers/invisalign? @FACEandLMS

I started lifting a long time ago but have never really been consistent with it. I am in braces for surgery.
Your spanish is pretty good, right? You could probably fly to Mexico and find someone to sell you nembutal. It's an easy, quick, and painless death.



Cool. Knowing my luck though, I'd walk into a police sting.
 
Women treat me like shit.

I'm slow and retarded at my job.

All I'm alive for is to work.

From the moment I wake up til the moment I go to sleep, I hate breathing.

I am probably not going to die anytime soon. I will end up living til 80. I am too pussy to rope. I am a faggot.


Thanks. At least there will be some trace of me left after I die.

Dude, why you care so much about retarded western roasties?

Why you don't quit with all your savings and inmigrate to a Carribean or African country so you can bang JBs?
 
be careful what you wish, dying of cancer is the most painful torture one can experience.I would go ER on the world if i get an illness like that ngl.I have to be immune to this shit
 
Wow Face, you really sunk low.
 
Excited about dying? Why not do it yourself?

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Lol, if he's an incel he'll congratulate you.
 
"I'm afraid it's cancer, but survival rates have incre...-"

"Cool." *FISTBUMP* "See ya".

I can't wait to be out of this shithole life.

Why wait?
 
Tbh, this is why i don't mind smoking cigarettes. Whenever people tell me it's bad for my health, i'm like, "so what" i honestly couldn't care less.
 
Cringy but relatable.
 
Doctor: *Cancer Diagnosis*

Incel: :feelsgah::feelsahh::dab::feelsohh::feelsLSD::feelsclown::feelsYall::feelshmm:
 
Cool. Knowing my luck though, I'd walk into a police sting.

Maybe, if you try to import it. The regulation of the drug is so lax in Mexico, that you can walk into a pet store and buy it. No questions asked.
 
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