When I'm 50? 60? and the doctor tells me I have cancer, he is going to be SO CONFUSED when I highfive him then walk out smiling

[Emba]

Who sees doctors?

 

[BlkPillPres]

"I'm afraid it's cancer, but survival rates have incre...-"

"Cool." *FISTBUMP* "See ya".

I can't wait to be out of this shithole life.

JFL at this nonesense cope, if you wanted to die, you wouldn't see the slow painful method as a positive, you'd take the quick painless method, If I found out I had cancer I wouldn't be glad at all, I'd go on a binge fuck fest and enjoy myself for a few years and then blow my brains out or something, you think dying of cancer is enjoyable or something?, once those symptoms kick in you'll wish you were dead but you won't die just yet, it will just slowly eat away at you and you'll be too weak then to end it yourself, so you'll be trapped