Story When I was called up for jury duty 2 years ago

[Pancakecel]

Basically like the title says, I had to do jury duty in june 2022, lasted a couple of weeks. They sent me a form, one of the questions was to list why you could not do it. I basically sperged out and wrote that i hate bongland and the justice system is a joke in the cuntry, and that it would be a waste of my time.

Fast forward to it starting it, first few days it was just sitting in a big waiting room, seeing if i would get called up to be actually be on a case or not. I was never called up, and after a few days of just sitting and messing around on my phone for several hours I was escorted to one of the court rooms, and told to sit. It was empty, other than this little foid cunt judge sitting in front of me in the big court chair thing.

She then went on to say aloud what I wrote in my reasons for not wanting to do jury duty, and then said some shit like "what you have written here is utterly disgustang and disgraceful" trying to tear into me, and I think scare me or something jfl. The whole time I just slouched in the chair and smiled.

In the end I was made to sit for two weeks in the waiting room bit, 9 to 5 (with an hour lunch break). I just messed around on the internet/ played emulators on my phone, and got drunk in the local park on the lunch breaks each day jfl.

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

based as fuck

 

[KING NOTHING]

Did you get paid and was it worth it? Not familiar with how jury works.

 

[Pancakecel]

Did you get paid and was it worth it? Not familiar with how jury works.

No, you basically get selected at random, and its mandatory (unless you have a life threatening illness or something). You don't get paid, but I was working at the time, so the job covered the days I was there fortunately

 

[Fire.]

Bongland is wild for this, say one bad thing about your royal reptile overlord and you're deleted

 

[TheGrayWolf]

You don't get paid

unfair and dumb

 

[Sloth Vs Kanga]

I almost got jury duty 2 years ago

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

i think i would actually like juryduty

deciding over the fate of foids and normies

 

[wastedcodeine]

Extremely based

 

[wastedcodeine]

i think i would actually like juryduty

deciding over the fate of foids and normies

Same tbh

 

[DeadOnArrivalCel]

I got a summons in the post
Couldn't do it as I'm on benefits for chronic social anxiety
Loved to have done it as I'm interested in crime and have seen some murder trials

Yet another thing I've missed out through not being Chad

 

[Lonelyus]

At school we were forced to watch one of these meetings,
I just sat there and waited for it to end, most boring shit ive been thru.

 

[Antorian]

deciding over the fate of foids and normies

Would always deem normies and foids guilty

 

[BornToLose]

JFL. I think mental illness can get you out of it though.

 

[Emba]

I did jury duty and made a foid get live in prison!

I also let a drug addictcel loose.

 

[viniciussdc]

No, you basically get selected at random, and its mandatory (unless you have a life threatening illness or something). You don't get paid, but I was working at the time, so the job covered the days I was there fortunately

Can you get selected more than one time?

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

jfl average day in bongland

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

She then went on to say aloud what I wrote in my reasons for not wanting to do jury duty, and then said some shit like "what you have written here is utterly disgustang and disgraceful" trying to tear into me, and I think scare me or something jfl. The whole time I just slouched in the chair and smiled.

jfl most bongs are such preachy conformist freaks

hitler was onto something with that whole blitz thing

 

[cinderogre]

Basically like the title says, I had to do jury duty in june 2022, lasted a couple of weeks. They sent me a form, one of the questions was to list why you could not do it. I basically sperged out and wrote that i hate bongland and the justice system is a joke in the cuntry, and that it would be a waste of my time.

Fast forward to it starting it, first few days it was just sitting in a big waiting room, seeing if i would get called up to be actually be on a case or not. I was never called up, and after a few days of just sitting and messing around on my phone for several hours I was escorted to one of the court rooms, and told to sit. It was empty, other than this little foid cunt judge sitting in front of me in the big court chair thing.

She then went on to say aloud what I wrote in my reasons for not wanting to do jury duty, and then said some shit like "what you have written here is utterly disgustang and disgraceful" trying to tear into me, and I think scare me or something jfl. The whole time I just slouched in the chair and smiled.

In the end I was made to sit for two weeks in the waiting room bit, 9 to 5 (with an hour lunch break). I just messed around on the internet/ played emulators on my phone, and got drunk in the local park on the lunch breaks each day jfl.

When I first so this thread title I saw call of duty instead of jury duty .
I mean what the hell there is something wrong with my mental sanity

 

[Old Ironsides]

did they think having you sit in the courtroom waiting was some type of punishment?

 

[Karakol96]

based as fuck

 

[Ernst22]

You don't get paid, but I was working at the time, so the job covered the days I was there fortunately

you got paid to play on your phone for two weeks. pretty based

 

[copemaxx9002]

Basically like the title says, I had to do jury duty in june 2022, lasted a couple of weeks. They sent me a form, one of the questions was to list why you could not do it. I basically sperged out and wrote that i hate bongland and the justice system is a joke in the cuntry, and that it would be a waste of my time.

Fast forward to it starting it, first few days it was just sitting in a big waiting room, seeing if i would get called up to be actually be on a case or not. I was never called up, and after a few days of just sitting and messing around on my phone for several hours I was escorted to one of the court rooms, and told to sit. It was empty, other than this little foid cunt judge sitting in front of me in the big court chair thing.

She then went on to say aloud what I wrote in my reasons for not wanting to do jury duty, and then said some shit like "what you have written here is utterly disgustang and disgraceful" trying to tear into me, and I think scare me or something jfl. The whole time I just slouched in the chair and smiled.

In the end I was made to sit for two weeks in the waiting room bit, 9 to 5 (with an hour lunch break). I just messed around on the internet/ played emulators on my phone, and got drunk in the local park on the lunch breaks each day jfl.

Lmao kek this sounds like a funny movie character.