SuicideFuel When i was 5 years old a bee stung my dick.

[Deleted member 34074]

Why this disgusting universe hate me so much? I was playing in my house,Then i had to pee,I proceed to pee,Then a random bee lands on my penis and decides its a good idea to sting me there,Fuck i still remember the pain like if this shit happened yesterday,and it happened 20 years ago.

 

[Deleted member 33986]

comicstripcel

 

[Deleted member 32431]

about 3 years ago i went to walk in public park a bird chose my crouch to shit on it . .ruined my pants

 

[Deleted member 26358]

Ive never been stung by a bee.

 

[Deleted member 17606]

Happy tree friends

 

[justanothertruecel]

never been stung by a bee but have been bullied by other kids

u win some u lose some

that mustve hurt tho tbh

 

[Deleted member 34074]

never been stung by a bee but have been bullied by other kids

u win some u lose some

that mustve hurt tho tbh

I got both,Even bullied by family and strangers.

 

[FamilyGuy1999]

Why this disgusting universe hate me so much? I was playing in my house,Then i had to pee,I proceed to pee,Then a random bee lands on my penis and decides its a good idea to sting me there,Fuck i still remember the pain like if this shit happened yesterday,and it happened 20 years ago.

damn...
@Diocel

 

[Deleted member 33902]

A little kid kicked me in the cock for no reason one time.
I was only 18 too.

 

[erenyeager]

It's over nothing you can do

 

[crestfallencel]

mogs me by having another entity touch your dick

 

[SneakPower611]

you were cursed when you were born

 

[Deleted member 34074]

you were cursed when you were born

Indeed,Fuck this nauseating reality

 

[Deleted member 33827]

Spoiler

 

[Deleted member 34074]

Spoiler

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lmao

 

[Izayacel]

How old are you now btw? And yea your Just destined to fail really.

Was told while in a practicum ( Working practice for Kids While in school ) total Indoctrination btw , but we didnt Know that Back then.

From the Boss or CEO , that i wasnt meant to be Born , i was Like 13 years old or Something. I still remember that Shit to this day

Well Not that i asked for this Existence to even begin with , lol

 

[Deleted member 34074]

How old are you now btw? And yea your Just destined to fail really.

Was told while in a practicum ( Working practice for Kids While in school ) total Indoctrination btw , but we didnt Know that Back then.

From the Boss or CEO , that i wasnt meant to be Born , i was Like 13 years old or Something. I still remember that Shit to this day

Well Not that i asked for this Existence to even begin with , lol

im 25 right now

 

[Therapywasaaste]

I have a tree that gets lots of little flowers in spring. It ends up getting covered in bees, it's pretty cool. I've never been stung on the dick though.

 

[i Miss My Innocence]

Natural dick enhancing surgery? Hmmm...

 

[HeroinNihilism]

I had a poodle bite my dick when I was around that age

 

[Deleted member 34074]

I had a poodle bite my dick when I was around that age

Holy shit,Did you had to go to the hospital?

 

[Deleted member 29351]

Lmao

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

Chad out

 

[Deleted member 34074]

is it bigger now?

No,It probably had a negative impact on my dick size.

 

[HeroinNihilism]

Holy shit,Did you had to go to the hospital?

Luckily the teeth didn’t break the skin but at that point in my life I had never felt so much pain.

 

[Deleted member 34074]

Luckily the teeth didn’t break the skin but at that point in my life I had never felt so much pain.

no internal bleeding? any side effects?

 

[HeroinNihilism]

no internal bleeding? any side effects?

Possible bruising I guess, I don’t really recall but I remember my mom rushing me to my bed to inspect my penis. The poodle didn’t bite my naked dick because I was wearing shorts. This is the most I’ve ever talked about this incident lol

 

[Deleted member 34074]

Possible bruising I guess, I don’t really recall but I remember my mom rushing me to my bed to inspect my penis. The poodle didn’t bite my naked dick because I was wearing shorts. This is the most I’ve ever talked about this incident lol

Uh sorry xD

 

[HeroinNihilism]

Uh sorry xD

No worries, it’s not like I have PTSD from it

 

[AutisticBeast]

I only have been stung once in my life, when I was 15 in August 2007. I remember dropping my Nokia 6230 on the ground.

 

[Speedloader]

This bee b like

View: https://youtu.be/mqDOQzfM5Kc

 

[OwlGod]

Insane mogger

 

[Cristo]

Ive never been stung by a bee.

 

[napalmCel]

What kind of power have you now?

 

[Loner94]

Ouch

 

[I want to believe]

Some dudes use them to make their dicks bigger though.