SuicideFuel Wheat Waffles' SMV calculator thread

[SlayerSlayer]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZqNkkX7oeE


This is a pretty fair test. I am 1.5/10
I would have personally given more power to height though.

 

[hondas2000cel]

Wheat waffles is a normie cuck fag that needs to get his face kicked in (in Hell Let Loose)

 

[ilieknothing]

a ricecel but didn’t make a spreadsheet for this?

 

[Filthy_Reject]

7/10 to a ricel

 

[SlayerSlayer]

a ricecel but didn’t make a spreadsheet for this?

watch the video damnit

 

[canwefixit]

I am a 2.87/10

 

[IncelKing]

I am 0/10, in the lowest depth of hell

Holy fuck

Truecel certified

 

[IncelKing]

I’m a 3/10 then

 

[Swagpilled]

can somebody just post the formula? I don't wanna watch the whole video

 

[Swagpilled]

I put my face as a 4/10

calculator already sucks if you have to self judge/approximate instead of putting in objective, static information

 

[Lonely]

I got almost 6 but I think it's inaccurate

 

[Luzifer]

I got almost 6 but I think it's inaccurate

@mods

 

[Lonely]

@mods

Implying that it makes me a Fakecel lol. You do realise you can get a fairly high score whilst still being ugly right?

 

[subhuman]

3.69 but I am white and in college so it’s 4.69

 

[subhuman]

I got almost 6 but I think it's inaccurate

Average “ethnicel” everyone

 

[Lonely]

Average “ethnicel” everyone

I didn't include the race stuff actually cause I think it's bs

 

[Man]

can somebody just post the formula? I don't wanna watch the whole video

Formula: [The Weighted formula is based on the percentile statistics from your locale compared to what is presented in his video]

FIRST: Rate your face 1-8.

Scores attributed to your ranking in percentiles.

Height

Body

Income

Penis Length

IQ

An 8/8 is a perfect score

*According to WheatWaffles*

 

[Man]

SMV ratings do not reflect romantic success, you can't get a girl to fuck you because you're 6'1 or because you have 30k in the bank or because you have a high IQ.

You can't cash that shit in for pussy.

W.W. is profiting because he is a manosphere pioneer, not because he makes good logical points, this is uncharted territory with no competition. His content is annoying.

 

[subhuman]

Apparently my SMV is 6.6/8 [82%]

mogs me

 

[Glerforpus]

I’ll check in this later

 

[Swagpilled]

Spoiler: brag

Apparently my SMV is 6.6/8 [82%]

Lean, High IQ, Big Peener, Good Net Worth, a little above average height,

doesn't mean anything when the face isn't attractive.

SMV ratings do not reflect romantic success, you can't get a girl to fuck you because you're 6'1 or because you have 30k in the bank or because you have a high IQ.

You can't cash that shit in for pussy.

W.W. is profiting because he is a manosphere pioneer, not because he makes good logical points, this is uncharted territory with no competition. His content is annoying.

well yeah, the face is like a level lock in a game. Want to access the next area?(next "part" of the dating world) you need to be a higher level first(face needs higher rating.). and then once you enter that level (part) the rest of the stuff starts to be important. Wanna defeat that stronger enemy?(better looking women out of your dating class) you need better gear first.(height, muscles, whatever)
this is my theory on face vs whatever.

 

[Man]

mogs me

I wish. I'm nearly bald in my early twenties.

 

[Saint Cho]

female SMV calculator:

 

[buried_alive]

Wheat Waffles content is getting worse and contradictory. SMV points don't really matter in the end, what matters is being chad, average or sub-average, and you can easily grade yourself based on how foids treat you. Chads get women easily, average guys struggle a lot and are mostly tolerated by women, and sub-average guys are despised. He said something to this effect in a past video.

 

[Saint Cho]

Wheat Waffles content is getting worse and contradictory. SMV points don't really matter in the end, what matters is being chad, average or sub-average, and you can easily grade yourself based on how foids treat you. Chads get women easily, average guys struggle a lot and are mostly tolerated by women, and sub-average guys are despised. He said something to this effect in a past video.

 

[Swagpilled]

Formula: [The Weighted formula is based on the percentile statistics from your locale compared to what is presented in his video]
View attachment 673034

FIRST: Rate your face 1-8.

Scores attributed to your ranking in percentiles.
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Height
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Body
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Income
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Penis Length
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IQ
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An 8/8 is a perfect score

*According to WheatWaffles*

4/10
6.5
4? (I don't understand the bodyfat one)
1 (lol)
7-8(??? don't see how dick size even affects smv)
7(even less see how THIS affects smv. maybe negatively, outside of the main 69% (standard deviation).)
so how do I calculate this

 

[Man]

4/10
6.5
4? (I don't understand the bodyfat one)
1 (lol)
7-8(??? don't see how dick size even affects smv)
7(even less see how THIS affects smv. maybe negatively, outside of the main 69% (standard deviation).)
so how do I calculate this

3.2 (equivalent of your 4/10, because 8 is the max) + 6.5 + 4 + 1 + 7.5 + 7 = 29.2
29.2/48 = 4.8666
4.8666/8 = 0.608

Your score is 5/8 or 61%

 

[Swagpilled]

Your score is 5/8 or 61%

what would it be if not accounting dick and IQ. how much do they count for?

 

[Man]

what would it be if not accounting dick and IQ. how much do they count for?

3.2 + 6.5 + 4 + 1 = 14.7
14.7 / 32 = 0.459%
8 * 0.459 = 3.67

Your new score is 3.67/8 or 46%

Dick and IQ accounted for 33% of the final score.

 

[Swagpilled]

Dick and IQ accounted for 33% of the final score.

lmfao

 

[Saint Cho]

btw this calculator is retarded dude is including IQ in SMV jfl

+ his penis size scores are pure cope it should be at least 1-2 inches higher in every category.
he acting like 6 inch is a big desirable penis lmao

this is made for his autistic audience to cope

I think average is 6 right? Desireable would be at least 7 or 8.