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Discussion What's your worst/most embarrassing "piss bottle" story?

My piss story will never be topped :feelskek:
 
I used tonhave a lot of online friends on this discord server and one time I was really drunk and was playing a game with them and didn't want to stand up so I tried to pee in a bottle but I missed and peed all over my keyboard and everywhere
 
Oh, I seem to remember reading that.

I've almost drunk my own piss a few times. Sometimes I'd piss in cans of pop, and forget.
 
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I used tonhave a lot of online friends on this discord server and one time I was really drunk and was playing a game with them and didn't want to stand up so I tried to pee in a bottle but I missed and peed all over my keyboard and everywhere
:feelshaha: Why didn't you turn off the hose?
 
I missed and pissed on the carpet
 
When I was like 9, I thought everybody was already asleep around 8 PM because that was my just before my bedtime. So I would climb onto my 2nd story window, that can directly be seen by anyone walking my street, and would piss into my yard. Did it a couple of times, it felt fun. My yard is stone not grass, so it would leave puddles of piss, it is also narrow so I might've also pissed on the wall between it and my neighbors yard.
 
Idk, don't have any big stories, but I just have a piss bottle laying around for like 5 months. Too lazy to throw it away.
 

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