Whats your worst delusions as an incel?

[PURE ANUS]

ill start

1. I told a classmate i'd be better off retarded, cause i look ugly, and id rather people felt sorry for me.

2. hid in a secluded library for 3 years.

3. took highest dose of nicotine pouches, inside a library (another one) got extreme high doses through my veins, i almost shat myself everyday for months due to this ritual.

4. think your hair looked good but you actually looked retarded.

5. unironically stare at people.

6. personal best of AUDIBLY scaring women, (that is they scream) is around 7, yes 7 prime blonde women have screamed at me.

7. hearing people talk about you, but you're genuinely too delusional to trust yourself.

8. Being so agitated you become calm.

9. Planning to go e.r, joining isis telegram groups to seek recipes in minecraft ofc.

10. Jerking your shmurk to dead people

11. planning to kill yourself every single day.

12, not talking in school for months on time.

 

[PURE ANUS]

honorable mention, taking 10 grams of Deliriants (highest dose possible) walking and crawling on the floor to the equivalent of newyork central station, before getting the guards called on you, running away, wanting to jump off a bridge, everything going bonkers inside your brain, talking about god.
did i mention the 1 month long derealization?

 

[poorenglishcel]

 

[PURE ANUS]

ANOTHER MENTION IS CHAD LOOKING AT YOU FOR 10 SECONDS, THEN LAUGHING

 

[poorenglishcel]

ANOTHER MENTION IS CHAD LOOKING AT YOU FOR 10 SECONDS, THEN LAUGHING

 

[justuseless]

Dont get it

 

[fokusin]

Dont get it

 

[psychotic_cock69]

well here are mine,
1. i think i have a good face, hunter eyes and shit
2. i believe that i am quite intelligent
3. i believe that i look good even though i am 105 kgs and 5'9 height
4. i think i look muscular bear, but i am just a fat fuck
5. i think it is me who is avoiding females but actually they are avoiding me.

 

[Cnidoblastos]

My life is an illusion, I don't even know where to start.

 

[Grodd]

Dont get it

 

[saintardi]

I sometimes see ltns with beautiful women in Greece it's so common some even look worse than me and i get my hopes up

I saw some chopped skinny Pakistani here with a woman id dream of having a convo with and he was pushing her around and hugging kissing both laughing she was looking at him so passionately i started at them for a 7 good minds before leaving rethinking what's wrong with me

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Planning to go e.r

 

[glutty]

saying incel shit to my parents
they mostly tell me to shut up and don't understand anything about inceldom

 

[Leon98]

saying incel shit to my parents
they mostly tell me to shut up and don't understand anything about inceldom

They could never understand mate, The world they grew up in was 100% different from the absolute nightmare we live in now.

 

[Wolnir]

My worst delusion is thinking that I can integrate back into society but I get rejected every time. I don't even give a fuck anymore, I give up.