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What’s your package size? (Poll)

Bone pressed pp size.

  • 4inch and below

    Votes: 12 14.1%
  • 5 inches

    Votes: 8 9.4%
  • 5.5 inches

    Votes: 11 12.9%
  • 6 inches

    Votes: 15 17.6%
  • 6.5 inches

    Votes: 17 20.0%
  • 7 inches and above

    Votes: 22 25.9%

  • Total voters
    85
I'm a skinny fat fuck.

4.7inch non bone pressed
solid 6 inches bone pressed

I have to lose at least 20+ lbs to get to 5.5inch non bone pressed.
 
I am a Professor in Blackpillosophy you retard.

And yeah, you were right on you momma though, yo momma so fat I had to call our Special agent force @PLA1092 to find the latitude and longitude of your momma’s asshole. After I had done my job of cucking your dad, our own militarycel @Crestfallen95 had to launch a Missile from Greece right up on yo momma ass and of course she had to be Copium overdosed with Xanax ozetron 20mg by @Sneir (in a video game)

You :feelsclown:talk more and soon you will get kidnapped by @yez and taken to a deathnic shithole in Iran with @Shahist Persian and then transported to Pakistan with @Lonely_2 where you will meet another undiscovered strange landwhale found in chadstralia by @ilieknothing and get eaten by it as you suck the bbc of @Ika-Sama and @Zhou Chang-Xing .Then @Copexodius Maximus brings his Jewish army right up yo ass as I preach Blackpillosophy to all dick-suckers and then you’ll have to be taken to the fire hell with @Incelius Savage and of course all of this will be watched by our oldcel @Inceldom Victim and @CurryLMAO uses his curry superpower to kill you (IN GTA OF COURSE)

You might claim yourself as a ‘new sherif in town’ greycel :feelskek: but nigga we the kings rule the world here:feelzez:

-Yours sincerely
The Professor :feelsYall:
:feelsaww:
 
Time to see a news article about this poll.
 
I am a Professor in Blackpillosophy you retard.

And yeah, you were right on you momma though, yo momma so fat I had to call our Special agent force @PLA1092 to find the latitude and longitude of your momma’s asshole. After I had done my job of cucking your dad, our own militarycel @Crestfallen95 had to launch a Missile from Greece right up on yo momma ass and of course she had to be Copium overdosed with Xanax ozetron 20mg by @Sneir (in a video game)

You :feelsclown:talk more and soon you will get kidnapped by @yez and taken to a deathnic shithole in Iran with @Shahist Persian and then transported to Pakistan with @Lonely_2 where you will meet another undiscovered strange landwhale found in chadstralia by @ilieknothing and get eaten by it as you suck the bbc of @Ika-Sama and @Zhou Chang-Xing .Then @Copexodius Maximus brings his Jewish army right up yo ass as I preach Blackpillosophy to all dick-suckers and then you’ll have to be taken to the fire hell with @Incelius Savage and of course all of this will be watched by our oldcel @Inceldom Victim and @CurryLMAO uses his curry superpower to kill you (IN GTA OF COURSE)

You might claim yourself as a ‘new sherif in town’ greycel :feelskek: but nigga we the kings rule the world here:feelzez:

-Yours sincerely
The Professor :feelsYall:
Robert Redford Nod GIF
 
5.5 inches average size
 

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