What's your number of sexual partners

[Window]

How the fuck would I even answer this, this took me off guard for a moment before I had to make up some shit. Anyone had this ask of them?

 

[trying to ascend]

A very round 0

 

[Med Anime]

Anyone had this ask of them?

they think twice before asking this question to me

 

[subhuman]

How the fuck would I even answer this, this took me off guard for a moment before I had to make up some shit. Anyone had this ask of them?

JFL you are so autistic. Socializing is a game. The goal isn’t to be frank with people. A lot of times when people ask a question you aren’t supposed to answer. To play the game you have to be an actor in your role.

The correct answer as an incel was to call them out for asking an inappropriate question and express your dissatisfaction with them overstepping their bounds

 

[PLA1092]

"Bro, why are you asking me that?"

Anyways, my own count is obviously around 52.

 

[thespanishcel]

1. My hand kek

 

[never began]

How the fuck would I even answer this, this took me off guard for a moment before I had to make up some shit. Anyone had this ask of them?

Safe answer is 3 to 5. Nomie body count. Never let them know ur a Virgin.

 

[Truckzo]

About 45

 

[Murdoch89]

I have ejaculated about 4000 times if that counts

 

[TheFalcon]

is it would consider the wet dreams with my waifu as one?

 

[Rambocel]

Does the semen I save up and then throw at people in uncapped water bottles on the subway count?

 

[gattsu]

Safe answer is 3 to 5. Nomie body count. Never let them know ur a Virgin.

I made this mistake once and I regret it

 

[Lawrence]

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"Let me see, okay there's your mom, that's 1, and..."

 

[Lawrence]

Does the semen I save up and then throw at people in uncapped water bottles on the subway count?

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Oh, man...- 50 sexual partners in one go, right there

(But don't let the semen hit any dudes, or else you'd have to declare yourself a fag)

 

[DespressedCurryCel1]

1 if you count your mother XD

 

[ThracianGladiator]

1. My hand kek

Same here. Been loyal to me for over 20 years now that I’m worried that if I ever get the chance to experience the real thing (no matter how unlikely it is), I’ll be disappointed.

 

[YuiStillMyCope]

I have ejaculated about 4000 times if that counts

ive done it this many times since september 2020
2020

September

8: 3

9: 2

12: 2

15: 4

18: 1

19: 3

21: 1

22: 2

24: 3

29: 2

October

1: 2

3: 2

4: 2

8: 2

9: 1

10: 1

17: 5

25: 3

November

7: 3

8: 1

14: 5

15: 2

16: 2

21: 4

24: 2

28: 3

29: 3

30: 2

December

4: 7

11: 1

16: 4

20: 3

21: 3

25: 4

26: 3

28: 5

2021

January

19: 1

22: 2

24: 2

30: 1

February

11: 3

13: 2

14: 1

15: 2

16: 2

21: 3

22: 2

24: 4

March

5: 4

11: 1

13: 4

14: 1

16: 2

19: 3

24: 1

31: 1

April

1: 1

2: 1

9: 1

May

28: 1

30: 1

June

Didn’t record, was too upset about losing my streak

July

1: 2

7: 4

14: 4

17: 1

22: 2

August

12: 1

13: 1

15: 2

23: 2

24: 2

25: 1

29: 2

September

4: 2

10: 1

12: 3

15: 1

18: 2

22: 2

28: 3

29: 2

30: 1

October

4: 1

10: 1

12: 1

13: 1

15: 3

16: 2

18: 2

19: 1

29: 1

31: 3

November

4: 1

7: 3

9: 3

10: 2

11: 2

13: 3

15: 2

20: 1

27: 2

28: 1

30: 2

December

8: 2

10: 1

14: 1

17: 1

21: 1

23: 1

25: 2

27: 1

28: 1

29: 2

2022

January

5: 1

9: 3

13: 2

14: 3

16: 1

17: 1

24: 1

25: 2

29: 1

February

3: 1

4: 1

7: 5

8: 4

12: 1

15: 1

16: 1

19: 1

23: 1

26: 1

March

3: 1

7: 1

13: 1

14: 1

16: 2

19: 3

21: 2

24: 3

25: 1

27: 1

28: 1

30: 2

April - October

Didn’t record

November

4: 2

6: 1

22: 1

23: 2

27: 1

December

4: 1

13: 2

25: 1 (shame)

26: 1

27: 2

28: 1

29: 3