Serious What's your ideal suicide method?

[Deleted member 24125]

even though its most terrifying,
i just want to slowly drown in the ocean and have exotic fish surround me as i lose my consciousness. drifting off.
idk just seems dreamy in thought.

 

[Total Imbecile]

Nuclear suicide bomb

Imagine how blackpilled it would be detonating yourself in NYC or some other major city and vaporizing millions of sex having normies in milliseconds

 

[mylifeistrash]

even though its most terrifying,
i just want to slowly drown in the ocean and have exotic fish surround me as i lose my consciousness. drifting off.
idk just seems dreamy in thought.

i juts want to go to sleep and not wake up

 

[Ropemaxx]

just a gun to my head

i juts want to go to sleep and not wake up

yeah ofc but how that gonna happen

 

[LeFrenchCel]

ER

 

[WØLF]

Here's a based method for oneitiscels

1. Find your oneitis' address (let's be real, you probably know it by heart)
2. Obtain a firearm
2. Sneak into her house
3. Go into her room
4. Blow your brains out in front of her
(in Minecraft creative mode ofc)

 

[System Restore]

View: https://youtu.be/gnBBEv5a-F8?t=87

Headshot like POW! nigga
Headshot like pow nigga
Hit him twice make sure you don't miss him
Them bullets in this pistol look like a missile
Headshot like POW! nigga
Hit 'em up, man down, nigga
Send a nigga on a motherfucking mission
It's fucked up, yeah I know they gone miss him

 

[mylifeistrash]

just a gun to my head

yeah ofc but how that gonna happen

drugs, which I have to try to obtain without going to prison which will just make me want to suicide even more, lmao

 

[Deleted member 26884]

Nuclear suicide bomb

Imagine how blackpilled it would be detonating yourself in NYC or some other major city and vaporizing millions of sex having normies in milliseconds

Even better if you do it in Yellowstone Volcano and trigger a world-ending apocalypse.

 

[Total Imbecile]

Even better if you do it in Yellowstone Volcano and trigger a world-ending apocalypse.

My only regret would be not being alive to breathe in the ashes

 

[Deleted member 26884]

My only regret would be not being alive to breathe in the ashes

Humanity is a disease. Or you can bioengineer a new type of Corona and wipe out those fleshlings.

 

[The Mistake of God]

yeah ofc but how that gonna happen

I actually had an old classmate who went into sudden cardiac arrest in his sleep and died peacefully at 17, I would have no reservations in trading places with him.

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

drowning is actually an extremely distressing and horrifying way to die. it would not be how you described it at all

anyways I have anxiety over the idea that after I die everyone will just forget about me and I'll have no lasting impact. if I were to overdose or something in the privacy of my own home then all my peers would briefly mention it, then forget I was ever there and go on with their lives. it might sound selfish but I really wish people cared about me and I would like for my memory to evoke some sympathy or emotional impact. so my first choice would be to commit suicide in a public place, preferably in front of my peers. doesn't really matter how

 

[Deleted member 19236]

getting drunk and drowning in the ocean

 

[BITG]

Nuclear suicide bomb

Imagine how blackpilled it would be detonating yourself in NYC or some other major city and vaporizing millions of sex having normies in milliseconds

 

[Deleted member 24125]

i juts want to go to sleep and not wake up

yeah, thats the honestly ideal.

all the ER copers on this thread, it might sound fun and whatnot but come one, none of us will do anything spectacular

drowning is actually an extremely distressing and horrifying way to die. it would not be how you described it at all

anyways I have anxiety over the idea that after I die everyone will just forget about me and I'll have no lasting impact. if I were to overdose or something in the privacy of my own home then all my peers would briefly mention it, then forget I was ever there and go on with their lives. it might sound selfish but I really wish people cared about me and I would like for my memory to evoke some sympathy or emotional impact. so my first choice would be to commit suicide in a public place, preferably in front of my peers. doesn't really matter how

yeah thats how it is no one is important, thousands of people sui everyday and no one gives a fuck

getting drunk and drowning in the ocean

 

[bait____]

 

[SuperMario64DS]

i juts want to go to sleep and not wake up

 

[PPEcel]

Paying a Stacy to asphyxiate me

 

[Deleted member 26399]

Here's a based method for oneitiscels

1. Find your oneitis' address (let's be real, you probably know it by heart)
2. Obtain a firearm
2. Sneak into her house
3. Go into her room
4. Blow your brains out in front of her
(in Minecraft creative mode ofc)

She would fuck Chad with ur blood splatters on the floor

 

[Deleted member 22999]

Shotgun to the head in public

 

[Deleted member 26399]

Gun to my head. One thing I know is that I don't want to make a mess and I want a open coffin despite my hideous face. I hope I won't fuck up and return as a retarded disabled bitch tho

 

[Deleted member 22999]

drowning is actually an extremely distressing and horrifying way to die. it would not be how you described it at all

anyways I have anxiety over the idea that after I die everyone will just forget about me and I'll have no lasting impact. if I were to overdose or something in the privacy of my own home then all my peers would briefly mention it, then forget I was ever there and go on with their lives. it might sound selfish but I really wish people cared about me and I would like for my memory to evoke some sympathy or emotional impact. so my first choice would be to commit suicide in a public place, preferably in front of my peers. doesn't really matter how

Basically exactly this tbh

 

[Deleted member 24125]

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quickest and easiest way
makes sense
RIP björk guy

 

[cogl]

Er in Minecraft

 

[Deleted member 22999]

Here's a based method for oneitiscels

1. Find your oneitis' address (let's be real, you probably know it by heart)
2. Obtain a firearm
2. Sneak into her house
3. Go into her room
4. Blow your brains out in front of her
(in Minecraft creative mode ofc)

I fantasized about doing this a lot when I had oneitis tbh it is a based way to go

 

[Deleted member 20413]

soundly dying of OD while listening to gangster paradise.

 

[Deleted member 24125]

Er in Minecraft

minecraft? do you mean real life?

 

[cogl]

No In Minecraft for legal reasons

 

[Deleted member 24125]

I fantasized about doing this a lot when I had oneitis tbh it is a based way to go

wow really? when i think about suicide i nver think about others. i just want to go. i dont give a fuck about what happens afterwards.

No In Minecraft for legal reasons

lol i know but tgats cucked imo just say what you want to

 

[Deleted member 22999]

wow really? when i think about suicide i nver think about others. i just want to go. i dont give a fuck about what happens afterwards.

lol i know but tgats cucked imo just say what you want to

I think a lot about the aftermath if not mostly about it ngl. I have a melodramatic side is probably why

 

[Deleted member 24125]

View: https://youtu.be/G73RVKCkLrU

i legit dont want to hurt anyone tbh, i just want to leave this mortal coil

I think a lot about the aftermath if not mostly about it ngl. I have a melodramatic side is probably why

that means that your not ready to commit suicide imo

 

[Incel Gamer]

Somehow getting euthanized. I'd fall asleep first before the injection kills me. Should be painless.

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

Firing squad.

 

[InvisibleWizard]

None, I'm not a bitch who let's inceldom control the entirety of my life.

 

[l33tbl0k3]

hitting top speed in my car and crashing into a tree

 

[Deleted member 24125]

None, I'm not a bitch who let's inceldom control the entirety of my life.

inceldom is just one of my problems. honestly the last one

 

[ionlycopenow]

Heroin overdose sounds the best. That or shooting myself in public.

 

[CrackingYs]

I have a fantasy of being the first person to eject themselves out of the airlock on a space ship.

 

[The Abyss]

Backflip off a building while 720 no scoping a sucka with an m95 & impact crater.

 

[WØLF]

She would fuck Chad with ur blood splatters on the floor

Foids unironically get off on ugly men dying

I fantasized about doing this a lot when I had oneitis tbh it is a based way to go

That was supposed to be a satirical post lol (no it wasn't) over if you actually thought about doing that

An alternative method is to blow your brains out in front of her and her family when they're eating dinner so your brain matter splatters all over their food and they all get scarred for life

 

[Deleted member 24256]

Drug OD (opiates, barbituates)
Stabbing myself

or ER


I don't see myself going ER or roping tho

 

[InvisibleWizard]

inceldom is just one of my problems. honestly the last one

Keep fighting boyo.

 

[Cyrrow]

Thinking of doing the car exhaust method.

 

[nystagmuscel]

Shotgun in the mouth

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Paying a Stacy to asphyxiate me

If a ricecel is going to die, it's best they die with an erection so it doesn't look TOO shrunken at the coroner's office.

 

[PPEcel]

If a ricecel is going to die, it's best they die with an erection so it doesn't look TOO shrunken at the coroner's office.

Since blood flow stops pretty much immediately after death, I don't see the point.

 

[Deleted member 22572]

ER (in new super Mario Bros)

 

[Deleted member 24125]

ER (in Real Life)

 

[OnGP]

Shotgun blast to the roof of my mouth, preferably hollow point bullets.

I'm a britfag so it's impossible unfortunately