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What's your favourite chad platitude?

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Title. What tired platitude by chads and/or normshits do you find the most ridiculous?
 
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Ritalincel said:
Title. What tired platitude by chads and normshits do you find the most ridiculous?

The whole how Stacy never does Anal but when Chad wants, Chad gets and she endures it.
 
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brah like just take a shower brah, put some deodorant and then go lift and get the pump brah, put gel in your hair too brah thats how i get all the bitches brah ;D
 
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Take moar showers, breh.
 
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Just b confident brah.
 
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Lead an interesting life.
 
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"Nobody will love you unless you love yourself." 100% pure grade bullshit. Most incels still have they're moms, and millions of "depressed" roasts and normies are in relationships.
 
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My biggest issue are the low IQ white trash Chads who assume they have some kind of teachable talent that gets them women when it's just looks. Especially when they think lesser of you because they don't understand incel veteran difficulty mode.
 
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My biggest issue are the low IQ white trash Chads who assume they have some kind of teachable talent that gets them women when it's just looks. Especially when they think lesser of you because they don't understand incel veteran difficulty mode.
Yeah makes you wanna rage punch them in the fucking nosebridge
 
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Yeah makes you wanna rage punch them in the fucking nosebridge
"What's the matter, brah? Still single? What kind of loser do you have to be. Sorry, brah, didn't mean it, don't sweat it, man. No biggie. Just ask that cutie you go to class with, brah. I would have banged her months ago. Don't tell me you like being single? Scared of some tongue to tongue action? Ha, ha, you live in your own world,


BRAH"
 
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My biggest issue are the low IQ white trash Chads who assume they have some kind of teachable talent that gets them women when it's just looks. Especially when they think lesser of you because they don't understand incel veteran difficulty mode.

chads are such dumb cunts lmfao.
 
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"Just hit the gym brah!"

*proceeds to only bench the bar whilst having 2 Stacies on his dick*
 
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zombie thread
 
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"Nobody will love you unless you love yourself..
This is master-blaster-bluepill, it baffles me how so many people believe this crap.

My teenager cousin was depressed for a long time and has actually attempted suicide (we had to rush him to the hospital), and he has fucked way more pussy than me (I fucked 0 beside escorts, kek), being 12 years older than him. He also fucked a lot of prime JB pussy, including a 12yo gorgeous blonde girl when he was 15. He actually described to me how tight it was, it was hurting so she told him to put it in her ass instead. Quality suicidefuel. He also has a way bigger dick than me, saw it once by accident.

If you're good looking you can be as self-destructive as you want, femoids will still want your dick inside them. In fact, self-destructing behavior such as drugs actually help with women, if anything (my cousin used to smoke lots of weed).
 
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This is master-blaster-bluepill, it baffles me how so many people believe this crap.

My teenager cousin was depressed for a long time and has actually attempted suicide (we had to rush him to the hospital), and he has fucked way more pussy than me (I fucked 0 beside escorts, kek), being 12 years older than him. He also fucked a lot of prime JB pussy, including a 12yo gorgeous blonde girl when he was 15. He actually described to me how tight it was, it was hurting so she told him to put it in her ass instead. Quality suicidefuel. He also has a way bigger dick than me, saw it once by accident.

If you're good looking you can be as self-destructive as you want, femoids will still want your dick inside them. In fact, self-destructing behavior such as drugs actually help with women, if anything (my cousin used to smoke lots of weed).

Great example

Just like you can have different opinion, only if we agree with it.

There is no fixing hypocrisy in the human race.
 
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Great example

Just like you can have different opinion, only if we agree with it.

There is no fixing hypocrisy in the human race.
Yeah, you can have your free speech, but if you say anything that triggers us, than it's hate speech and not free speech anymore and should be criminalized. Kek.
 
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