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Whats Your Deodorant.Cologne Ascend Mix ?

Warehouse Boy

Warehouse Boy

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I have not completely given up. If I go to a sportsbar, I wear cargo shorts, golf shirt, ......

And a shit ton of Adidas deodorant, and Tommy Citrus.

I smell great, just in case an aging butter face is desperate for a husband.
 
Don’t really have one tbh.
 
I wear the generic shit
 
Scent game is not to be underestimated. I recently got into exploring the "fragrance families."
 
Random axe deodorant.
 
Axe Africa is the one I like the smell of most.
 
If youre going out dont wear cargo shorts, wear jeans or something elae. Cargo shorts are incredibly gay
 
I dont wear that garbage. My Gorilla Musk is all these foids deserve. Not that they love long when around me anyway

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>cargo shorts and golf shirt
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Dove Mineral powder + Sandalwood, and a brazillian cologne called Quasar. I've been complimented on my smell a few times.
 
recently I haven't even bothered to wear one, last time I did was 4 months ago I guess. I barely go outside anyways
 
Mitchum Clean Control. I dont have cologne but that deodorant smells really good
 
Abercrombie Fitch FIERCE, the chad cologne obviously from a chad company that only wants chads buying their stuff.
 
Bvlgari smells good on me.
 
What a load of bollocks, Chad can smell like he's just been at the gym for hours & women will lust after him while ugly dude is rocking the primo stuff & nothing, jfl @ any fool buying into those adverts showing chick's being drawn to the guy wearing the same shitty spray millions of others are wearing.

What you want is a woman that isn't disgusted by your natural stink but good luck getting that when you don't look good.
 
What a load of bollocks, Chad can smell like he's just been at the gym for hours & women will lust after him while ugly dude is rocking the primo stuff & nothing, jfl @ any fool buying into those adverts showing chick's being drawn to the guy wearing the same shitty spray millions of others are wearing.

What you want is a woman that isn't disgusted by your natural stink but good luck getting that when you don't look good.
Number of pixels on a smart TV IQ
 
TBH, the chads I see all wear polo cargo shorts, and a nice golf shirt. It's like a uniform for guys from 20 to 50.

Granted I'm an invisible butt head. But jeans, t shirt, that look is loser. You don't go to buffalo wild wings trying to look like some random incel.gamer.


And you sure as hell want to smell expensive. Women love axe.

And I'm bored coping. I said it was desperate shit
If youre going out dont wear cargo shorts, wear jeans or something elae. Cargo shorts are incredibly gay
 
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Scent game is not to be underestimated. I recently got into exploring the "fragrance families."
Thug Max, plus an attempted scent Max, is not always cope.

Who the hell knows? You might find a slim but ugly aging chick that can provide companionship.

You have nothing to lose, and me personally, I want to smell good in public if nothing else
Yah dude bruh.
Well.......granted, not at a star Trek convention.......


But at a country club, sports bar, or barbecue......

It's the only thing you can wear......

Unless you're TRYING to look incel.....



Lance Armstrong Wears this around town
 
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I really like Invictus Legend. Eau des Baux for colder weather.
 

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