i personally just view them as subhumans who never learnt to keep their mouth shut.
I mean they're living proof that highschool never ends
Null is the biggest incel in denial I have ever seen that's all I know.
Lolcows are the personification of unrestrained subhumanity. Though, in a weird sense, I respect them more than the Normie as they tend to live as they please; they simply live in their very own world. But it depends on the Lolcow individually.
they're just ugly Logan Paul would have been a lolcow if he wasn't born a CHAD.
I feel bad for them, most lolcows are retarded and probably dont understand/ arent aware that their only seen as laughing stock to normies.
I feel neutral about them most of the time. I just know that will probably be me if I wasnt so high inhib
Modern day circus freak shows
We haven't changed a bit from our old times
Just changed the labels
We haven't changed a bit from our old times
Just changed the labels
i lolcow retarded bluepilled normies or simps
i dont lolcow ppl who are already being shit on by foids or society
i dont lolcow ppl who are already being shit on by foids or society
It's not the lolcows so much as the lolfarmers I have trouble with.
Subhuman jesters.
it is part of a broader pattern of corporate-funded cyberbullying and suppression. Paid trolls are a cornerstone of this strategy, operating under the guise of anonymity to discredit and harass free thinkers. These trolls are not motivated by genuine disagreement; they are hired to destroy reputations and silence dissent.
By flooding forums with ridicule and misinformation, they ensured that innovation is dismissed as "crazy" or "worthless." This is the essence of floccinaucinihilipilification—the act of dismissing something as worthless without genuine consideration. It is a weapon used by the powerful to maintain control,
The result of this systemic suppression is an internet that feels increasingly dead—a digital wasteland of censored garbage and homogenized content. Creativity is stifled, innovation is mocked, and genuine free thinkers are driven to the fringes.
By flooding forums with ridicule and misinformation, they ensured that innovation is dismissed as "crazy" or "worthless." This is the essence of floccinaucinihilipilification—the act of dismissing something as worthless without genuine consideration. It is a weapon used by the powerful to maintain control,
The result of this systemic suppression is an internet that feels increasingly dead—a digital wasteland of censored garbage and homogenized content. Creativity is stifled, innovation is mocked, and genuine free thinkers are driven to the fringes.
If they are earning big money its fair
They exist so that blue haired landwhales on kiwi farms, have someone to laugh at, to distract from their own shit lives.
A lolcow is the online variant of a jester , lowest of the low, most forced
It entirely depends on who they are, and why they are a laughing stock.
When anti-misogynist white knights like David Futrelle and Adam Dooling build a whole online image for themselves based on bad-mouthing incels, I can't get too upset about it if they end up taking a fall.
Watching Prince Harry's downfall from a professional soldier who used to smoke Talibans and start shit in Las Vegas with his army mates, to an embarrassing and cringe, utterly cucked weirdo doing the bidding of his mentally ill nigger whore, has been sad to see, and I take no enjoyment from that at all.
When anti-misogynist white knights like David Futrelle and Adam Dooling build a whole online image for themselves based on bad-mouthing incels, I can't get too upset about it if they end up taking a fall.
Watching Prince Harry's downfall from a professional soldier who used to smoke Talibans and start shit in Las Vegas with his army mates, to an embarrassing and cringe, utterly cucked weirdo doing the bidding of his mentally ill nigger whore, has been sad to see, and I take no enjoyment from that at all.
Lolcows would all be celebrities if they weren’t subhuman
Remember anytime you see someone upload something
Chad = celebrity
Subhuman = lolcow
Remember anytime you see someone upload something
Chad = celebrity
Subhuman = lolcow
unironically they are happier than us
lol cow farmers are worse than the cows themselves their not even worth documenting their nobodies not subhumans not evenhumans
I love to watch Kino Casino so I'm a fan of lolcows, at least the big ones.
I see pride as their worst sin. A lolcow without pride would just be a pathetic guy. But add the pride and they are worth derision.
I see pride as their worst sin. A lolcow without pride would just be a pathetic guy. But add the pride and they are worth derision.
Boogie
99% of people don't even know what they are. The people who mock them are even more miserable than them.
Still have no idea wtf they are
it's just watching people bully the autistic sperg in highschool but on the internet. all their justifications for doing it are almost always found after the fact too.
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They make me disgusted ofc but honestly whenever i leave the house i feel like one
spergs on the internet being perpetually tormented by a community of trolls for entertainment. you could say they're akin to a cow.... being milked for lols....
haha true
The trolls drive troons to suicide so they're based in my book
Yeah that would be my defintion as well. They are very low tier normies who get either stimulated by the attention (even if in the form of mocking) or are actually too unaware to notice what's happening and genuinely think some people appreciate them and their behaviour.
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Who is Null?
Some of them are extremely depraved and deserve all the harassment they get. Like cyraxx, a legit pedo who raped a dude when he was in high school. Then you have guys who are just really unlikable or kind of an asshole but never did anything that bad, like darksydephil. And then you have guys who are completely harmless (at least to others) and got harassed because they were mentally ill, looked and sounded funny, and gave the reactions trolls wanted and just didn't have enough sense to log off, like kingcobrajfs.
Regardless though, the people who harass lolcows always have to shoehorn some moral excuse when the reality is, they simply like fucking with people who give them the reactions they want. I miss the days when people just said "i did it for the lulz" as opposed to this self-righteous moralfag act they all do. They'll blow things way out of proportion and sometimes straight up make shit up to make the lolcow look way worse than they are to justify what they're doing. Going back to kingcobrajfs, there were a bunch of people saying he was a pedo. Want to know what their logic was? When kingcobrajfs would talk about what his standards were for a woman he'd say he wanted an "of age, female non-family member, alive, consenting..." He'd always say and emphasize the "of age" part (for any ESLcels, "of age" means "of legal age" aka an adult). A lot of trolls unironically made the argument that he was a pedo trying not to sound like a pedo by emphasizing the "of age" part because "only a pedo would word it like that". The reality was he was just communicating that he had no standards aside from basic things like being an adult, a woman, and having a pulse. He was just autistic and didn't understand how wording it the way he did came off as awkward. The accusation was completely baseless, he was a pretty well documented lolcow and there was zero evidence of him being a pedo. It's just a shame he didn't simply log off (or at least stop being a public figure online and making content) and stop drinking.
Regardless though, the people who harass lolcows always have to shoehorn some moral excuse when the reality is, they simply like fucking with people who give them the reactions they want. I miss the days when people just said "i did it for the lulz" as opposed to this self-righteous moralfag act they all do. They'll blow things way out of proportion and sometimes straight up make shit up to make the lolcow look way worse than they are to justify what they're doing. Going back to kingcobrajfs, there were a bunch of people saying he was a pedo. Want to know what their logic was? When kingcobrajfs would talk about what his standards were for a woman he'd say he wanted an "of age, female non-family member, alive, consenting..." He'd always say and emphasize the "of age" part (for any ESLcels, "of age" means "of legal age" aka an adult). A lot of trolls unironically made the argument that he was a pedo trying not to sound like a pedo by emphasizing the "of age" part because "only a pedo would word it like that". The reality was he was just communicating that he had no standards aside from basic things like being an adult, a woman, and having a pulse. He was just autistic and didn't understand how wording it the way he did came off as awkward. The accusation was completely baseless, he was a pretty well documented lolcow and there was zero evidence of him being a pedo. It's just a shame he didn't simply log off (or at least stop being a public figure online and making content) and stop drinking.
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That's very accurate. There's a mexican lolcow called Doomentio, whose haters are the same or even worse than him. For example, one of them is a cropophilic who has a girlfriend that publicly stated she had downloaded Daisy's Destruction (and foids say that only men are pedophiles).
Definetly agree about a lot of lol cows being objectively bad people pedophiles rapists the such. but the thing i despise about the farms is absolute moral fagging that occurs. they act like a higher being called them down to pursue the higher purpose of making fun of retards who like scat porn.
They all mog me because they have the confidence to post themselves online
The owner of Kiwi Farms.
Like Ryo said, it varies. The lolcows I find interesting are weird loner guys I can relate with who are relatively harmless and attempting to understand them. Like DSP, Wings, Cobes, Lucas Werner, old Chris Chan.
Kiwifarms and lolcow culture in general has turned into obsessing more over horrible abusive scum like Rekieta, Ethan Ralph, Pedos, Troons, etc...
Kiwifarms and lolcow culture in general has turned into obsessing more over horrible abusive scum like Rekieta, Ethan Ralph, Pedos, Troons, etc...
I very much agree with what you said. I'll also give my views on Kiwi Farms as a whole:
- Null (the site's owner) is the biggest incel in denial I have seen in my life. As far as I know he's a KHHV, at best he's an LTN, and so much fucking more. I just wish he'd stop his endless cycle of simping and coping. It's also ironic he doesn't follow his own advice (he admits he's an LDARer).
- Kiwi Farms does have a few redeeming qualities:
+ It's still hilarious when a mutual enemy hets exposed by Kiwi Farms.
+ It's one of the few bastions of free speech that didn't completely cuck out. I like people who are steadfast in their support for a free Internet.
+ Mental Outlaw. He was the guy that got me into the whole chudosphere. I'm always grateful for him.
The problem is Null's stupid simping for FAT females has ruined that free speech he espouses. You have to avoid areas with him and his band of sycophants or they will ban you for disagreeing with them.
Disgusting.
It's so weird. Take worldoftshirts for example (he's more well known with zoomers so you might not have heard of him), normies trolled this young autistic man who's mom recently died, until he became an hardcore alcoholic. He constantly vomits, gets into fights and has meltdowns in public (normies will literally track him down while he's streaming and harass him to get reactions). The normies who caused all this justify it with "oh well he said the heckin' n-word and stomped on a live fish once so it's okay."
This.
View: https://youtu.be/en9_LBR5_rc
jestermaxxing is a coping strategy every sub5 does to some degree. i did it when i was in school and especially in 2024-5 (see purgatory jester zone thread)
Cobes did get his goth girl in the end that played at least a small role in his death...
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