Holly shit good quote
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wow you lied unbased
Ik
No I didn't
Good morning
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I'm glad the youtube I grew up were mostly just regular folks who jus upload random shit or wanted to entertain/ make people laugh for fun and not SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON CAN WE GET 1000LIKES BY TONIGHT TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS IPHONE 11 GIVEAWAY LEAVE A LIKE N COMMENT LOVE U GUYS!!!!
Yeah, it sums things up well. How are you? I noticed you changed your avatar.
bored af. I'm doing that ting where I just scroll through every social media without even looking at anything cuz everything b so boring. I have yt video ideas of my own but don't make them cuz I'm the CEO of procastinating. Changed Avi cuz this one gives better halo effect.
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its over
THIS.
I smashed it, that means i'm higher iq than Joelossus
I met Joelossus at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.
Yeah, but his iq isn't as high as mine.
Cope, Joelossus iq mogs you, to uranus and back.
Gotcha. I don't really use any social media myself, except for maybe this, I guess. Sorry you're bored, man.
Yes
YOOOOOO SMASH AGAIN
I disagree
What’s ups me. XD
I fapped for 4 hours today and 7 hours yesterday
But i agree
So this is postmaxxing at its finest.
Get to work greycel, if you keep at it maybe one day you can be puke green like me
I'd rather be grey than shit green.
Your shit is green?
No, but shit can be several colors. Shit is green when it goes through the system to quickly.Your shit is green?
What the fuck are you talking about muthafuker? Joelossus is a low iq retard, while i'm an intellectual, genius. Jfl, if you genuinely think, that this moron is smarter than me.
Lifefuel thread
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no fuck you
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free him
Fifa 19 Pro clubs
the sky
didn ered
Im gonna smash
That like button
That like button
Whats up me
yang gang 2020
The whole world mogs me to death.
The whole world mogs me to death.
The whole world mogs me to death.
THIS.
Trump
WTF
Thanks
WTF
I disagree
Man
Yes
Let me share with you life of Becky
- Wakes up beside her Chad boyfriend and gives him a blowjob
- Goes to the kitchen and makes breakfast (pancakes, maple syrup and whipped cream on top) for him
- Chad comes in the kitchen, she gives him another blowjob and he cums on her face
- As Chad goes to off work in his expensive car she kisses him goodbye
- Calls her beta orbiter who was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts spying on her
- Simp comes running and takes her shopping
- On the way to the mall she talks about how all men are dogs and rapists and each of them should be castrated and put behind bars to rot. Simp gladly agrees
- Spends $1200 on shoes and make up and clothes. Simp happily pays for it
- Orders the most expensive dish in the restaurant, simp pays for it too
- He takes her back home, says goodbye and asks her to call him
- She doesn't returns the gesture and tells him to fuck off
- Calls all her friends and they talk about the dick size of their Chad boyfriends
- Becky brags that she gave her boyfriend unreciprocated oral sex for 5 hours straight
- Get bored and logs on to Reddit
- Writes a post on IT saying "I actually think chubby men with recessed chins are hot. I would totally date them if they had a nice personality"
- Gets bored and opens Tinder
- She had got 300 profile likes last night
- Swipes left on all men shorter than 6'4. Swipes right on men with blue eyes, 6'5 height and perfect jawline.
- Gets 7 chat notifications right after she finished swiping
- All the gigachads she swiped right were desperately waiting to fuck her
- She gives them a time and place for a gangbang
- Opens Twitch where she is a cam girl
- Shows her boobs and ass while playing a stupid game
- Gets bored, opens Patreon and sells nudes and feet pics to horny old men and earns $2000
- Open Instagram where she got 10000 likes on her bikini selfie
- Ignores all comments and DM's and waits for her boyfriend to come home from work
- Chad comes home and starts watching TV
- Becky takes off his shoes and begs for a crumb of dick
- He shoves his dick inside her mouth while he relaxes on the couch
- After he finishes Becky sits beside him and strokes his hair
- TV news says "Feminist protest against wage gap by demonstrating outside White House"
- Becky becomes furious and says "These bitter feminist sluts. I'm not like them babe. I am a men's right activist."
- Chad becomes happy and kisses her goodnight
- After he is asleep Becky goes to the hotel where she had called her Tinder matches
- They have a gangbang all night, she orgasms multiple times after being passed around, triple penetrated and creampied
- Comes back home at 5 AM and falls asleep in the arms of her boyfriend
Nice postmaxing thread
Brutal
THIS
who's gonna get #100?
Dunno
Cool thread, bro. I iq mog, Joelossus.
Almost there bro 99th reply
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