LifeFuel What's up guys

[FastBananaCEO]

There's a quote from the show The X-Files that comes to mind: "Life is like a box of chocolates: A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. So, you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers. "

Holly shit good quote

 

[kekfuel]

No

wow you lied unbased

 

[FastBananaCEO]

It's getting late

Ik

wow you lied unbased

No I didn't

Sup man

Good morning

less talking, more raiding!

Init

postmaxxes me

Init

 

[Capable_Onion]

YOOOOOO SMASH THAT REPLY BUTTON. CAN THIS THREAD GET 100 REPLIES????? 100 REPLIES AND I MAKE A PART 2!!!!!!

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Init

 

[Iwanttolive]

I'm glad the youtube I grew up were mostly just regular folks who jus upload random shit or wanted to entertain/ make people laugh for fun and not SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON CAN WE GET 1000LIKES BY TONIGHT TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS IPHONE 11 GIVEAWAY LEAVE A LIKE N COMMENT LOVE U GUYS!!!!

YOOOOOO SMASH THAT REPLY BUTTON. CAN THIS THREAD GET 100 REPLIES????? 100 REPLIES AND I MAKE A PART 2!!!!!!

 

[Manifold]

Holly shit good quote

Yeah, it sums things up well. How are you? I noticed you changed your avatar.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Yeah, it sums things up well. How are you? I noticed you changed your avatar.

bored af. I'm doing that ting where I just scroll through every social media without even looking at anything cuz everything b so boring. I have yt video ideas of my own but don't make them cuz I'm the CEO of procastinating. Changed Avi cuz this one gives better halo effect.

 

[kekfuel]

its over

 

[FastBananaCEO]

its over

THIS.

 

[Joelossus]

I smashed it, that means i'm higher iq than Joelossus

 

[FastBananaCEO]

I smashed it, that means i'm higher iq than Joelossus

I met Joelossus at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

 

[Joelossus]

I met Joelossus at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

Yeah, but his iq isn't as high as mine.

I smashed it, that means i'm higher iq than Joelossus

Cope, Joelossus iq mogs you, to uranus and back.

 

[Manifold]

bored af. I'm doing that ting where I just scroll through every social media without even looking at anything cuz everything b so boring. I have yt video ideas of my own but don't make them cuz I'm the CEO of procastinating. Changed Avi cuz this one gives better halo effect.

Gotcha. I don't really use any social media myself, except for maybe this, I guess. Sorry you're bored, man.

 

[zangano1]

YOOOOOO SMASH THAT REPLY BUTTON. CAN THIS THREAD GET 100 REPLIES????? 100 REPLIES AND I MAKE A PART 2!!!!!!

no

 

[FastBananaCEO]

no

Yes

 

[Yerberito]

YOOOOOO SMASH AGAIN

 

[FastBananaCEO]

YOOOOOO SMASH AGAIN

I disagree

 

[ihaveno1]

What’s ups me. XD

 

[TINMAN]

I fapped for 4 hours today and 7 hours yesterday

 

[Yerberito]

I disagree

But i agree

 

[Endlesscel]

So this is postmaxxing at its finest.

 

[TINMAN]

So this is postmaxxing at its finest.

Get to work greycel, if you keep at it maybe one day you can be puke green like me

 

[Endlesscel]

Get to work greycel, if you keep at it maybe one day you can be puke green like me

I'd rather be grey than shit green.

 

[TINMAN]

I'd rather be grey than shit green.

Your shit is green?

 

[Endlesscel]

Your shit is green?

No, but shit can be several colors. Shit is green when it goes through the system to quickly.

 

[Joelossus]

Cope, Joelossus iq mogs you, to uranus and back.

What the fuck are you talking about muthafuker? Joelossus is a low iq retard, while i'm an intellectual, genius. Jfl, if you genuinely think, that this moron is smarter than me.

 

[Yerberito]

Lifefuel thread

 

[beta_max]

no fuck you

 

[JohnDcel]

free him

 

[Deleted member 23483]

Bruh. I played fifa aswell. What formation and tactics u use? I've been playing shit recently and can't find tactics or formation that suits me ngl

Fifa 19 Pro clubs

 

[FinnCel]

don't care

 

[nihility]

the sky

 

[pp183]

didn ered

 

[Blacktarpill]

Im gonna smash

That like button

 

[Yerberito]

YOOOOOO SMASH THAT REPLY BUTTON. CAN THIS THREAD GET 100 REPLIES????? 100 REPLIES AND I MAKE A PART 2!!!!!!

Whats up me

 

[MartinLutherCoon]

yang gang 2020

 

[metabuxx]

The whole world mogs me to death.
The whole world mogs me to death.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

The whole world mogs me to death.
The whole world mogs me to death.

THIS.

yang gang 2020

Trump

Whats up me

WTF

Im gonna smash

That like button

Thanks

didn ered

WTF

Yeah, but his iq isn't as high as mine.

Cope, Joelossus iq mogs you, to uranus and back.

I disagree

Gotcha. I don't really use any social media myself, except for maybe this, I guess. Sorry you're bored, man.

Man

no

Yes

 

[Blacktarpill]

So this is postmaxxing at its finest.

 

[Lookscel]

Let me share with you life of Becky

• Wakes up beside her Chad boyfriend and gives him a blowjob
• Goes to the kitchen and makes breakfast (pancakes, maple syrup and whipped cream on top) for him
• Chad comes in the kitchen, she gives him another blowjob and he cums on her face
• As Chad goes to off work in his expensive car she kisses him goodbye
• Calls her beta orbiter who was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts spying on her
• Simp comes running and takes her shopping
• On the way to the mall she talks about how all men are dogs and rapists and each of them should be castrated and put behind bars to rot. Simp gladly agrees
• Spends $1200 on shoes and make up and clothes. Simp happily pays for it
• Orders the most expensive dish in the restaurant, simp pays for it too
• He takes her back home, says goodbye and asks her to call him
• She doesn't returns the gesture and tells him to fuck off
• Calls all her friends and they talk about the dick size of their Chad boyfriends
• Becky brags that she gave her boyfriend unreciprocated oral sex for 5 hours straight
• Get bored and logs on to Reddit
• Writes a post on IT saying "I actually think chubby men with recessed chins are hot. I would totally date them if they had a nice personality"
• Gets bored and opens Tinder
• She had got 300 profile likes last night
• Swipes left on all men shorter than 6'4. Swipes right on men with blue eyes, 6'5 height and perfect jawline.
• Gets 7 chat notifications right after she finished swiping
• All the gigachads she swiped right were desperately waiting to fuck her
• She gives them a time and place for a gangbang
• Opens Twitch where she is a cam girl
• Shows her boobs and ass while playing a stupid game
• Gets bored, opens Patreon and sells nudes and feet pics to horny old men and earns $2000
• Open Instagram where she got 10000 likes on her bikini selfie
• Ignores all comments and DM's and waits for her boyfriend to come home from work
• Chad comes home and starts watching TV
• Becky takes off his shoes and begs for a crumb of dick
• He shoves his dick inside her mouth while he relaxes on the couch
• After he finishes Becky sits beside him and strokes his hair
• TV news says "Feminist protest against wage gap by demonstrating outside White House"
• Becky becomes furious and says "These bitter feminist sluts. I'm not like them babe. I am a men's right activist."
• Chad becomes happy and kisses her goodnight
• After he is asleep Becky goes to the hotel where she had called her Tinder matches
• They have a gangbang all night, she orgasms multiple times after being passed around, triple penetrated and creampied
• Comes back home at 5 AM and falls asleep in the arms of her boyfriend

 

[zangano1]

Nice postmaxing thread

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Let me share with you life of Becky

• Wakes up beside her Chad boyfriend and gives him a blowjob
• Goes to the kitchen and makes breakfast (pancakes, maple syrup and whipped cream on top) for him
• Chad comes in the kitchen, she gives him another blowjob and he cums on her face
• As Chad goes to off work in his expensive car she kisses him goodbye
• Calls her beta orbiter who was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts spying on her
• Simp comes running and takes her shopping
• On the way to the mall she talks about how all men are dogs and rapists and each of them should be castrated and put behind bars to rot. Simp gladly agrees
• Spends $1200 on shoes and make up and clothes. Simp happily pays for it
• Orders the most expensive dish in the restaurant, simp pays for it too
• He takes her back home, says goodbye and asks her to call him
• She doesn't returns the gesture and tells him to fuck off
• Calls all her friends and they talk about the dick size of their Chad boyfriends
• Becky brags that she gave her boyfriend unreciprocated oral sex for 5 hours straight
• Get bored and logs on to Reddit
• Writes a post on IT saying "I actually think chubby men with recessed chins are hot. I would totally date them if they had a nice personality"
• Gets bored and opens Tinder
• She had got 300 profile likes last night
• Swipes left on all men shorter than 6'4. Swipes right on men with blue eyes, 6'5 height and perfect jawline.
• Gets 7 chat notifications right after she finished swiping
• All the gigachads she swiped right were desperately waiting to fuck her
• She gives them a time and place for a gangbang
• Opens Twitch where she is a cam girl
• Shows her boobs and ass while playing a stupid game
• Gets bored, opens Patreon and sells nudes and feet pics to horny old men and earns $2000
• Open Instagram where she got 10000 likes on her bikini selfie
• Ignores all comments and DM's and waits for her boyfriend to come home from work
• Chad comes home and starts watching TV
• Becky takes off his shoes and begs for a crumb of dick
• He shoves his dick inside her mouth while he relaxes on the couch
• After he finishes Becky sits beside him and strokes his hair
• TV news says "Feminist protest against wage gap by demonstrating outside White House"
• Becky becomes furious and says "These bitter feminist sluts. I'm not like them babe. I am a men's right activist."
• Chad becomes happy and kisses her goodnight
• After he is asleep Becky goes to the hotel where she had called her Tinder matches
• They have a gangbang all night, she orgasms multiple times after being passed around, triple penetrated and creampied
• Comes back home at 5 AM and falls asleep in the arms of her boyfriend

Brutal

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

I want to die

 

[FastBananaCEO]

I want to die

THIS

 

[Deleted member 22904]

who's gonna get #100?

 

[BlackPill Scholar]

 

[FastBananaCEO]

who's gonna get #100?

Dunno

 

[Joelossus]

Cool thread, bro. I iq mog, Joelossus.

 

[Deleted member 23483]

Almost there bro 99th reply