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What's the worst thing that ever happened, while you gave a speech ?

Norville Wood

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The last speech I gave......I decided right then......would be my last speech.

And it was.

I put some vodka in a sprite can, sipped, and somehow made it through. Frankly, I taught myself to breathe deep. That helped just enough.

I wonder if anyone's actually FEINTED. or shit themself.
 
No idea, but how good is your profile pic!!!!
 
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you mean speaking in front of an audience?
 
When I was a senior in high school, my teacher made us each give a speech/oral presentation about a made-up job, we had worked, it was a dumb assignment.

I thought it would be funny during my speech to mention how drunk I was when I came into that job, I said something along the lines of

"thanks to Mr.Blank (my teacher) for not firing me for all the times I came in drunk to work.

absolute crickets, my teacher sighed and said "tough crowd" halfheartedly told me I'd get a "decent grade" or whatever and I just took my seat and imagined blowing my fucking head off.

Maybe not the worst thing, but it came to mind.
 
When I was a senior in high school, my teacher made us each give a speech/oral presentation about a made-up job, we had worked, it was a dumb assignment.

I thought it would be funny during my speech to mention how drunk I was when I came into that job, I said something along the lines of

"thanks to Mr.Blank (my teacher) for not firing me for all the times I came in drunk to work.

absolute crickets, my teacher sighed and said "tough crowd" halfheartedly told me I'd get a "decent grade" or whatever and I just took my seat and imagined blowing my fucking head off.

Maybe not the worst thing, but it came to mind.
Actually that was a damn witty thing to say, and good writing and creativity.

Even the teacher recognized the ABSURD SATIRE.
 
Actually that was a damn witty thing to say, and good writing and creativity.
Thanks, I thought so too, my oneitis was in the class at the time, I told her about it again later, and she laughed then but everyone in that class was dead, when I actually said it.
Moments like that, just made me keep my mouth shut nowadays, I'm the most reserved motherfucker in the world now.
 
I got a boner but luckily i had a hoodie, I spotted a hot foid in the crowd, It was a mandatory speech at school everyone had to do it, FML!
 
Thanks, I thought so too, my oneitis was in the class at the time, I told her about it again later, and she laughed then but everyone in that class was dead, when I actually said it.
Moments like that, just made me keep my mouth shut nowadays, I'm the most reserved motherfucker in the world now.
I actually laughed out loud.

Hypothetically, saying that in front of a class, at the teachers expense, was brilliant.
 
When I was a senior in high school, my teacher made us each give a speech/oral presentation about a made-up job, we had worked, it was a dumb assignment.

I thought it would be funny during my speech to mention how drunk I was when I came into that job, I said something along the lines of

"thanks to Mr.Blank (my teacher) for not firing me for all the times I came in drunk to work.

absolute crickets, my teacher sighed and said "tough crowd" halfheartedly told me I'd get a "decent grade" or whatever and I just took my seat and imagined blowing my fucking head off.

Maybe not the worst thing, but it came to mind.
I think to make a funny joke you need to have social status + you need to actually be in a relaxed and fun mood yourself
 
you need to actually be in a relaxed and fun mood yourself
This might be it, a guy once told me I come off really tense and reserved, even when trying to be outgoing it's really possible I was so nervous everyone could just sense it, and it encumbered any possibility of humor.
 

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