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JFL What's the weirdest boner you ever got?

thespanishcel

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I remember when I was 8 or 9 years old I got a boner when killing people in GTA 4 and San Andreas :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: Probably because it was the first time I played a truly violent videogame where you could do evil things kek.
 
I saw a big booty Bosnian bitch
 
Watching a woman get beaten
 
I get hardons for no reason whenever I don't get a chance to coom in the morning.
 
Was playing card games with my cousin at a family gathering when I was like 15 and she dropped her hand of cards by accident and when she bent over to pick them up I saw down her shirt and that was the most embarrassing hard-on I’ve ever had probably
 
I get all types of weird erections
:feelskek:

I just never get to use tyem
:feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
When I was in highschool I was in statistics class and got a boner from watching a nicley curved graph. looked like a foids arched back
 
I got a boner when i got defeat 8-0 on pes 2011
 
Also a boner from a pillow of all things xd
 

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