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Discussion Whats the point of softmaxxing/ “just shower bro”

irishforeheadcel

irishforeheadcel

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I used to cope with my subhuman looks for about 3 months straight by trying all the softmaxxes in the book. Im talking gym, diet, skincare, shower, smell, hair, facial hair, fashion, hygiene, sober, teethmaxxing. This shit was genuinely hard for me to do because im a very lazy person and im shocked i was able to do it for as long as i did. It did literally nothing for me but drain my wallet. No foids noticed me. I gave up a couple weeks ago and started drinking a shit load of beer and now i eat goyslop every day and put on half the fat i burned. I stopped doing my acne care routine, i just wear whatever i see first usually my clothes poorly fit and got stains and wrinkles. I learned that all the work I did was completely pointless and looksmaxxing cant fix an ugly face. I have acne all over my face, im balding, im obese, i got yellow teeth.
 
it helps bloated chadlites with acne
 
It's to prove you are actually an incel. If you don't do it then it might just be your fault.

If you do it and you're not getting any more attention, you are an incel.
 
There was a period where I seriously thought that If I gain muscle, debloat, get a good haircut and dye my hair darker then I would attract a foid.
Sad Broken Heart GIF by MOODMAN
 
It's to prove you are actually an incel. If you don't do it then it might just be your fault.

If you do it and you're not getting any more attention, you are an incel.
i think im a facecel. The way my acne and the forehead wrinkles are is permanent. My dentist told me i cant get teeth whitening so im fucked there too.
 
There was a period where I seriously thought that If I gain muscle, debloat, get a good haircut and dye my hair darker then I would attract a foid.
Sad Broken Heart GIF by MOODMAN
All it does is make you poor with how expensive this shit is
 
no softmaxxing for your face
 
Also makes you feel worthless. All my effort was futile. It was completely dehumanising.
What really pisses me off is how my incel in denial friend keeps trying to gaslight me into believing i gave up too early.
 
i just shower
 
Yeah it's a cold awakening that ugly is as ugly does
 
Softmaxxing is just another cope pushed by course selling faggots
 
Idk if three months is enough to notice a difference though.
 
Idk if it’s over it’s over that simple
 
There's no point to anything we do
 
It's just another way of telling you to shut up and go IMPROOVE somewhere else so they don't have to deal with you.
 
There was a period where I seriously thought that If I gain muscle, debloat, get a good haircut and dye my hair darker then I would attract a foid.
Sad Broken Heart GIF by MOODMAN
 
It's just another way of telling you to shut up and go IMPROOVE somewhere else so they don't have to deal with you.
 
Softmaxxing only works if you have major flaws that can be feasibly corrected through your own efforts — such as obesity or severe skin issues; in those cases, the underlying genetic material can be unveiled, thus allowing the man to "ascend." But if you have no such flaws, then there is very little that can be done, and softmaxxing can only yield diminishing returns.
 
Did you cold/warm aproach ?
 
There is no point.
 

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