Whats the most insane post you've ever seen on the internet?

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

I remember seeing a post from a sexpat that was on r/china and reposted on r/chinacirclejerk where he had a whole bizarre life story about how he was dating a chink foid who was obviously taking advantage of him for money and he was completely broke and couldnt pay rent but he was refusing to vacate the apartment so his chink landlord hired some thugs to forcibly evict him and when they showed up to his apartment he chose to confront them and grabbed a hammer and when they threatened to kill him he just replied "I've been dead for 35 years. Today is the day I live" and tried to fight them but then immediately got his ass beat and knocked unconscious and ended up homeless

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

Does every 'exincel' claiming to have ascended count?

 

[HEMI HONKLER]

Why BBC is cool spun me out of whack

 

[Runt171]

I remember seeing a post from a sexpat that was on r/china and reposted on r/chinacirclejerk where he had a whole bizarre life story about how he was dating a chink foid who was obviously taking advantage of him for money and he was completely broke and couldnt pay rent but he was refusing to vacate the apartment so his chink landlord hired some thugs to forcibly evict him and when they showed up to his apartment he chose to confront them and grabbed a hammer and when they threatened to kill him he just replied "I've been dead for 35 years. Today is the day I live" and tried to fight them but then immediately got his ass beat and knocked unconscious and ended up homeless

Bro thought he was the guy from lisa the painful