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What's the closest you've been to getting your way with a foid?

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All the "erm it's never started for me" mfs SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I wanna hear tales of courage and determination amongst absolute adversity. Also saying that doesn't make you seem like a truecel it just makes you seem like a bad liar, of course you tried speaking to girls at least once, the memory being too painful to recall is a whole different topic, FAGGOT!
 
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erm it's never started for me
 
erm it's never started for me
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users would get warned for brag tho
 
would say but I'd get a 60% for bragging
 
All the "erm it's never started for me" mfs SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I wanna hear tales of courage and determination amongst absolute adversity. Also saying that doesn't make you seem like a truecel it just makes you seem like a bad liar, of course you tried speaking to girls at least once, the memory being too painful to recall is a whole different topic, FAGGOT!.
is that logan paul in your pfp?
 
Back in 2021 I almost ascended with @Fantasea's mother, but she told me to pull my pants up and leave once she saw my micropenis :feelsrope:
 
Back in 2021 I almost ascended with @Fantasea's mother, but she told me to pull my pants up and leave once she saw my micropenis :feelsrope:
@LastGerman
 
Who knows? Not me.
 
A strange girl in primary school once said hi to me that is probably the farthest I’ve ever gotten
 
sounds like a fakecel thread.

You were never close but just thought you were.
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Once managed to almost get touchy with a 12 year old when I was 16 but the camp counselors cockblocked me
 
Orbiter and jester while being pre teen, post teen i have received zero attention and just gave up on foids. So more than half of my life was completely without a single positive experience when it comes to foids and me. Don't be like me it's not worth it you will get nothing in return just ignore those whores all together.
 
There was this shy girl in my class, and she didn’t really have much friends so I started talking to her. We hit it off and we started hanging out more and more. Eventually she invited me over to her house and we were watching some random soap opera she was obsessed with. One day when her parents were out of town she invited me over to her place to watch that show. We were watching it as usual when she turned off the lights. She started staring at me more than she was looking at the screen and I asked if she wanted to do anything else and without warning she climbed on top of me and said “wake up.”
 
users would get warned for brag tho
This. We can share any “success” no matter how pathetic or else we get in trouble.
 
All the "erm it's never started for me" mfs SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I wanna hear tales of courage and determination amongst absolute adversity. Also saying that doesn't make you seem like a truecel it just makes you seem like a bad liar, of course you tried speaking to girls at least once, the memory being too painful to recall is a whole different topic, FAGGOT!
Asking girls out in public probably. Or the 1 time some foid used me for money and i thought she liked me and we were getting close. (She only liked me cause she wanted money) she was gonna visit me and this and that but always needed more money. I realized that it was never gonna happen and blocked her, another time i dmed a girl on insta that i knew irl and we actually had a convo for a few days till she stopped responding.
 
Asking girls out in public probably. Or the 1 time some foid used me for money and i thought she liked me and we were getting close. (She only liked me cause she wanted money) she was gonna visit me and this and that but always needed more money. I realized that it was never gonna happen and blocked her, another time i dmed a girl on insta that i knew irl and we actually had a convo for a few days till she stopped responding.
IM a fucking retard for giving a foid who just wanted money money i know guys you dont have to tell me. I was like 20 and had (still really) 0 self esteem and was fudging delusional
 
IM a fucking retard for giving a foid who just wanted money money i know guys you dont have to tell me. I was like 20 and had (still really) 0 self esteem and was fudging delusional
It was a brutal blackpill moment
 
IM a fucking retard for giving a foid who just wanted money money i know guys you dont have to tell me. I was like 20 and had (still really) 0 self esteem and was fudging delusional
Fucking brutal, I hope both of them get ovarian cancer and happened to me too, I literally paid an Uber for this girl I thought was interested in me, later that night I found out she used it to go to chad's house to have sex. Literally almost made me lose the battle, shit was too brutal :feelsrope:
 
While I was at the dentist's the female assistant's breasts were rubbing up against my head while cleaning my teeth.
 
NO

JUST DONT EVEN ASK

IVE NEVER EVER BEEN CLOSE
 
A sperg girl wanted me to stop running toward the class and instead walk the same pace beside her so that when we get to the class it'd be less awkward than just one person entering(We were late)

Next time I saw her I tried to say Hi but she bit me really bad and started screaming. Fortunately I ran away before anyone else saw me.
 
we need OG Gropehands back.
I have an entire folder of gropehands screenshots, and of all the saints, he is the most consistently abhorrent looking of all, every single screenhot I took is worthy of my AVI.

There are uglier men, deformed men, but gropehands is ugly in a way that makes you FEEL something, when you look at him, you viscerally feel this man wants to FEEL something too-- or should i say, FEEL UP
 
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Next time I saw her I tried to say Hi but she bit me really bad and started screaming.
you still talking about a girl or a coyote, man? goddamn you can never win with these spergfoids :feelskek:
 
I have an entire folder of gropehands screenshots, and of all the saints, he is the most consistently abhorrent looking of all, every single screenhot I took is worthy of my AVI
idk if the youtube skip bar makes it better or worse kek.
 
All the "erm it's never started for me" mfs SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I wanna hear tales of courage and determination amongst absolute adversity. Also saying that doesn't make you seem like a truecel it just makes you seem like a bad liar, of course you tried speaking to girls at least once, the memory being too painful to recall is a whole different topic, FAGGOT!
Im 5'2 with shoes on a good day(5'0 barefoot) and what looksmaxxing forums would consider high htn or chadlite. So i was slaying in junior high and there was this one time this group of foids were calling me cute and doing that stupid giggling thing, Probably got close to adolescent sex but i wasnt really about that.
 
you still talking about a girl or a coyote, man? goddamn you can never win with these spergfoids :feelskek:
Tbh I should've expected it. she was always a low inhib weirdo. She'd randomly sing in a horrible and loud voice in a class full of people while the prof was there
 
I really like the new avi. You can see the grope hands themselves.
HE INSPIRES INCELS TO TALK ABOUT RAPE OPENLY NOT BECAUSE HE IS A RAPIST, BUT BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE ONE
 
this would be a good avi
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when you make gropehands, usually it's best at a cinematic aspect ratio, but the pfp limits your frame to a square
 
Fucking brutal, I hope both of them get ovarian cancer and happened to me too, I literally paid an Uber for this girl I thought was interested in me, later that night I found out she used it to go to chad's house to have sex. Literally almost made me lose the battle, shit was too brutal :feelsrope:
sucks man. it is what it is, it made me suicidal too i was a poorcel back then too and it was such a huge chunk of my money i felt terrible depressed
 

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