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What's the best way to kill yourself?

Albocel

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And i wan't it to be fast and painless. My two alternatives right now is to jump at a bus or a train. I think that will do the job. Fuck this. I am done. Inceldom has raped my soul and mind. I can't take this shit anymore. But if you guys have better alternatives,then please provide me some info about the best way to kill yourself in a painless way. I still think that a train will do a good job. I need to be liberated from this eternal nightmare. An end to my suffering and misery. Death shall be my mistress from now on
 
http://lostallhope.com/

Almost the perfect resource.

Obviously you shouldn't do it... but you're gonna do the deed do it right and be armed with the proper information.
 
Train, it moves faster. You'll feel the worst pain imaginable for half a second of your whole body crushing within that time and your ribcage pushing against your organs.
 
Don't be the meme.
 
If you're going to do it by train, don't jump in front of it, lay your neck across the track so it decapitates you.
 
I am thinking about joining a gun club here in Germany so i can get my hands on a gun.
And then i will try to off myself with a .45 revolver or something like that.
 
If you do it don't be a retard and do a half suicide just to become a cripple and suffer even more - Either live and cope or finish the job.

Though do think about the possible consequences. I'd advise to commit suicide ONLY if you KNOW you will suffer for the rest of your life inefficiently with not enough meaning or joy to compensate and there's no way around it to lower the suffering enough.

How old are you? What is your situation?
 
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Carbon monoxide poisoning is relatively painless from what I’ve read.

I hope you don’t do it but it’s your life and you have the right to end it if you want. Godspeed brother. :heart:
 
Shotgun to mouth for effectiveness. Not trying to sound like a cuck but make sure you actually want to, im pretty content with my life rn even though I have no friends or a gf. Find copes and if all of those dont help, make the right choice :cool:
 
Train is pretty inconsiderate. The people who will find whats left you are not the people responsible for your situation.
 
CO poisoning, Bullet to the skull.
 
live and cope
Plz don't rope bro. Do what I do. Don't worry about those bitches. Remember what Sergeant said about his whitepill theory. We are here for you :feelsokman:

I have a feeling someone will not be happy about what i'm saying but idc
If you rope, THEY win.
 
Carbon monoxide poisoning is relatively painless from what I’ve read.

I hope you don’t do it but it’s your life and you have the right to end it if you want. Godspeed brother. :heart:

Carbon monoxide poisoning sounds like a better option. I will look more into that
Plz don't rope bro. Do what I do. Don't worry about those bitches. Remember what Sergeant said about his whitepill theory. We are here for you :feelsokman:

I have a feeling someone will not be happy about what i'm saying but idc
If you rope, THEY win.

Who will win?
 
And i wan't it to be fast and painless. My two alternatives right now is to jump at a bus or a train. I think that will do the job. Fuck this. I am done. Inceldom has raped my soul and mind. I can't take this shit anymore. But if you guys have better alternatives,then please provide me some info about the best way to kill yourself in a painless way. I still think that a train will do a good job. I need to be liberated from this eternal nightmare. An end to my suffering and misery. Death shall be my mistress from now on

You're pretty cool. Please don't go fren. This place feels like home when I see your username.
 
Taking 20 viagra pills and getting a gorgeous 14 yo JB to hump over your cock.
 
Carbon monoxide poisoning sounds like a better option. I will look more into that

I actually know a reasonable amount about this, apparently the best way to do it is via charcoal. You can’t just do the old tube from the exhaust to your car seat thing anymoreunleas you have a reasonably old car. Most modern ones have filters now that prevent it.

I can DM you specifics if you’re interested.
 
Inceldom has raped my soul and mind.
You can quit until it torches your consciousness. In all seriousness just go Eric Harris for a quick death
 
Carbon monoxide poisoning sounds like a better option. I will look more into that


Who will win?
The Chads-Foids, the fucking society, we must remain strong. The incel uprising is near
 
You're pretty cool. Please don't go fren. This place feels like home when I see your username.

I really don't want to go, but i am too damn tired of Everything now. Every day is Groundhog day. Only in a nightmare version
 
u need to practice killing other people b4 u killurself so you can do it just right
 
Waiting. Letting age work its magic.
 
And i wan't it to be fast and painless. My two alternatives right now is to jump at a bus or a train. I think that will do the job. Fuck this. I am done. Inceldom has raped my soul and mind. I can't take this shit anymore. But if you guys have better alternatives,then please provide me some info about the best way to kill yourself in a painless way. I still think that a train will do a good job. I need to be liberated from this eternal nightmare. An end to my suffering and misery. Death shall be my mistress from now on
Carbon monoxide poising I heard that its just like taking hydrocodine the stuff that you take when you get your wisdom teeth out expect you wont take up, also you could take yourself out like our lord and savior Randy(Andrew Blaze) Stair, a shotgun will make sure your chances of survival are nonexistent.
 
I really don't want to go, but i am too damn tired of Everything now. Every day is Groundhog day. Only in a nightmare version

I hope you find your way, whatever it may be. I remember a couple of years ago that I asked myself "why would someone kill themselves?".
I didn't really understand the reasoning.

I now understand.
 
An end to my suffering and misery. Death shall be my mistress from now on
I plan to do the same however im trying to wait until 2020 to see if anything chances Id advise you to do the same fam, like everyone else I do enjoy seeing your name when I'm on this site ,and your posts are quite intriguing , it would be a shame to not see your interesting posts about mass murder, and death. The edgy stuff you post for some reason is actually quite funny, so please dont leave me now man.
 
I plan to do the same however im trying to wait until 2020 to see if anything chances Id advise you to do the same fam, like everyone else I do enjoy seeing your name when I'm on this site ,and your posts are quite intriguing , it would be a shame to not see your interesting posts about mass murder, and death. The edgy stuff you post for some reason is actually quite funny, so please dont leave me now man.

Don't worry. I will not rope yet. But i need a plan B if all my copes are gone and nothing good comes out of my situation. Suicide seems like a path to a world of non-suffering. This "life" is a cruel fucking joke. Also a 12 gauge shotgun would do a pretty good job as well.
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A mouthful of grapeshot would finish me off pretty fast
I hope you find your way, whatever it may be. I remember a couple of years ago that I asked myself "why would someone kill themselves?".
I didn't really understand the reasoning.

I now understand.

Sometimes you really don't know what to do. I don't belong anywere. Never had, never will. Always an outcast. From a Childhood to Adulthood. I don't belong amongst humans and this world i live in. My existence is useless here
If you do it don't be a retard and do a half suicide just to become a cripple and suffer even more - Either live and cope or finish the job.

Though do think about the possible consequences. I'd advise to commit suicide ONLY if you KNOW you will suffer for the rest of your life inefficiently with not enough meaning or joy to compensate and there's no way around it to lower the suffering enough.

How old are you? What is your situation?

I am 26 yo and life is pretty much over for me.
 
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