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Discussion What's the best haircut?

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Tell about haircuts, and which one is the best in your opinion. I'm planning to get a haircut and need opinions... nothing better than asking brocels.
 
I shave my hair to a number 8 because it takes less time to dry my hair and it's more comfortable

I could go to the hairdresser, but I'm not going to spend 10€ to still not have sex
 
I don't cut my hair very much anymore
 
no haircut for your face
 
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Why the fuck would I care? It's all falling out anyway.
 
Tell about haircuts, and which one is the best in your opinion. I'm planning to get a haircut and need opinions... nothing better than asking brocels.
Full head of hair
 
Cutting hair is something I don't like to do
 
From the little I remember during my looksmaxxing phase, it depends. If you have straight hair, it's usually almost always better short unless you're Chad. Long, straight hair just looks ridiculous if you're anything underneath Chadlite or Chad.

If you have curly hair, it's almost always better long.

Admittedly, if you're an incel, none of it matters.
 
Trucel trait: balding since 16
 
Best haircut that works on everyone is just basic long hair , fits every face shape , although you know there's no haircut for your bones
 
My favourite haircut is wolfcut . I think this haircut looks cool . The only downside is getting regular haircut to maintain it .

I only get a haircut twice a year . I have only gotten wolfcut once in my life .
 
Unless you are good looking haircuts don't mean anything
 
I keep my hair in a very short buzzcut for practical purposes. I find long hair uncomfortable.
 
Depends on your face shape tbh
 
I keep my hair in a very short buzzcut for practical purposes. I find long hair uncomfortable.
Any way to style it so it doesn't look like you're a deserting soldier? I always end up getting asked for my ID by patrol officers lol
 
Any way to style it so it doesn't look like you're a deserting soldier? I always end up getting asked for my ID by patrol officers lol
I have a beard, so I think that prevents that.
 
I have a beard, so I think that prevents that.
My retarded skin always breaks out when I go unshaved so I can't beardmaxx. You think a fade would help?
 
Trucel trait: balding since 16
Absolutely brutal. Truly a truecel trait. If you start balding that early its usually also really aggressive balding, not the slow decline many men experience in their 30s and 40s that can be fixed with a transplant. So there isn't even any hair to transplant anymore. Only solution would be a hair system or something like that.
 
My retarded skin always breaks out when I go unshaved so I can't beardmaxx. You think a fade would help?
Possibly. Another option would be a really short mohawk.
 
Possibly. Another option would be a really short mohawk.
Oh shit, I never thought of that. Like the mohawk Soap from COD4 has, but shorter? That could actually be cool as fuck.
 
Oh shit, I never thought of that. Like the mohawk Soap from COD4 has, but shorter? That could actually be cool as fuck.

Something like these guys, perhaps?

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What I wish I could pull off

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What I can pull off

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Tell about haircuts, and which one is the best in your opinion. I'm planning to get a haircut and need opinions... nothing better than asking brocels.
FakeCel for having hair, mogs me for having a haircut
 
Neurotypical zoomer broccoli haircut.
 
Really long, flowing hair with a masculine jawline and face.
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Protip: If your hair is longer than your oneitis', AND you don't look like a subhuman, she will change her panties three times around you.
 
30 - 40's undercut
 
Tell about haircuts, and which one is the best in your opinion. I'm planning to get a haircut and need opinions... nothing better than asking brocels.
What’s your hair texture and face shape?
 
buzzcut to save money on going to barber, no point in trying to ascend to forget it
 
I just grow my hair for 6 months then buzz it again. It was never about the hair
Surprisingly I look much better with longer hair.
 
I just grow my hair for 6 months then buzz it again. It was never about the hair
Surprisingly I look much better with longer hair.
Humans are naturally supposed to have hair, that's why you look better with it.
 
Depends on the geometry of your neurocranium and hairline
 

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