Whats one moment in your life when you had an ungodly amount of rizz

[shii410]

One time I was walking down the hallway in school (I was on my way back to class from the vending machine and sipping on a drink) and right as I made eye contact with this foid who was passing by me in the opposite direction I suddenly thought of something funny and spat my drink out all over the floor almost choking while laughing

She just stood there in shock for a second before asking "Are you okay" and I was just like "Yeah im good I was just thinking about something funny" and kept walking

Spoiler: .

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrJj_qRlxco

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Idk wtf rizz means, Chico

 

[Broly]

One time I called a girl a nigger and she called me a faggot. I said marry me and you’ll be nigger faggot. That girl is now my wife.

 

[Immolator]

Idk wtf rizz means, Chico

Zoomer lingo

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Zoomer lingo

Fuck those babycels, mang

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

she liked you I could tell

Everyone here knows Broly's a fakecel.

 

[war_with_myself]

a ghetto black women called me honey once. it was over the phone though

 

[zephyr]

Easy!

There was this one time I came my Jim Jam trousers a sheen of wasted human pottential. My mOm said to me the next day, having noticed them in the laundary basket "How do you produce so much?"

I used to be such a wanker that all the clothes in the washing machine would turn slightly patchy white.

These days I don't staine, I ABstain. Nofap king

You meant Jizz right?

 

[Pancakecel]

Fuck those babycels, mang

 

[ElTruecel]

When my teacher exposed me for staring at my gigastacy crush in front of 100 people to clown on me.