Whats a good excuse for taking time off work

[Newbite]

If i pretend that i injured my foot say a twisted ankle would that be legit? Would the doc certify me?

Anyone ever faked an illness to take a long time off wagecucking?

 

[Deleted member 3291]

Just quit your job if you want to take a long time off

 

[StormlitAqua]

What kind of job do you have? If they give proper vacation time, don't give a reason. I never give a reason when I take a day off.

 

[Vainglorious]

Don't use anything that can be verified. Say you hurt your back and can barely walk. Even a doctor doesn't know if you're lying or not. Or say you have explosive diarrhea from a stomach bug.

 

[Kointo1]

Chop your foot off and serve it to your boss on a silver platter. But seriously you could probably just say you have a fever, or anything really.

 

[Newbite]

Just gonna fake the twisted ankle.

 

[Indari]

say youre taking time off to go ER

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

wisdom teeth removal

 

[Dekim]

Fake an illness. When i was in hs and icecrown citadel came out, i faked getting random feints and got a few weeks off thanks to that.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Pregnancy.
Oh wait...

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

sore back, well this excuse works good if you are in a physical job

 

[Deleted member 3725]

Just say you got a family emergency or something. Its nbd to most employers unless they are tight asses.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

Fake an illness. When i was in hs and icecrown citadel came out, i faked getting random feints and got a few weeks off thanks to that.

When mop came I skipped 2 weeks of school

 

[Deleted member 1224]

Pretending to be sick

 

[Dekim]

When mop came I skipped 2 weeks of school

When mop came out i was playing dota 2 lol

 

[Deleted member 3291]

When mop came out i was playing dota 2 lol

I quit in 2016, US east became unplayable

 

[Dekim]

I quit in 2016, US east became unplayable

What do you mean by "unplayable"?

 

[Deleted member 3291]

What do you mean by "unplayable"?

Never got to play with any English speaking players that were actually from us eas, all were from South America mostly Peruvians

 

[Dekim]

Never got to play with any English speaking players that were actually from us eas, all were from South America mostly Peruvians

Ironically enough my EU server had people from all around Europe who all spoke english

 

[Deleted member 3291]

Ironically enough my EU server had people from all around Europe who all spoke english

Lucky, I might go back to try out those two heroes that came out and artifact looks pretty cool

 

[Dekim]

Lucky, I might go back to try out those two heroes that came out and artifact looks pretty cool

Meh, i'm waiting for classic

 

[Deleted member 3291]

Meh, i'm waiting for classic

yeah whenever that comes out I’ll give it a shot, I’m planning on playing BfA but dunno because the team that made WoD and Cata are reusing the artifact system from Legion

 

[Dekim]

yeah whenever that comes out I’ll give it a shot, I’m planning on playing BfA but dunno because the team that made WoD and Cata are reusing the artifact system from Legion

Did you play nostalrius?

 

[Deleted member 3291]

Did you play nostalrius?

Yeah for like 3 months in 2015 I think. I didn’t get far because of school. I played a lot of Warmane Outland in 2017 May-July had a lot more fun, then played retail from July-August

 

[Dekim]

Yeah for like 3 months in 2015 I think. I didn’t get far because of school. I played a lot of Warmane Outland in 2017 May-July had a lot more fun, then played retail from July-August

I also player Outland. I was in a top tier NA guild.

 

[Grotesque]

I have narrow palpebral fissures.

 

[Newbie17]

Just b urself and say that you would much rather browse incels.is and lift in peace. They will understand.

 

[Richard spencer]

Being ugly.