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Serious Whatever you do, never SQUEEZE your dick too hard when Jacking Off.

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Or else you'll suffer from The Breaking Dick Incident.
 
Don't bend it either
 
you are a hypochondriac
 
I busted a capillary being too agressive with a penis pump and blood came out my pee hole I was 6 inches but with the pump got it up to
7 1/2 inches but was too agressive
 
I recently acquired a Tenga Flip Hole White so I never have to touch my disgusting meat stick again :feelsaww: I need to read about this "Breaking Dick Incident"...
he is a hypochondriac. he spams wizchan with this shit too
 
he is a hypochondriac. he spams wizchan with this shit too
Oh sure I am when I can't even climax, get post nut clarity, feel sensation, get horny, or get rock hard erections.
 
I busted a capillary being too agressive with a penis pump and blood came out my pee hole I was 6 inches but with the pump got it up to
7 1/2 inches but was too agressive
Brutal.
 
Never heard of it. Can you redirect me to these posts?
 
Lol i wish that was my issue.

I don't even watch porn, and if i do it's cuz i'm really bored.
 
The Breaking Dick Incident (in video game)
 
JFL dude i fucking remember this. I cringe every time he bends his dick like that what the fuck
Ouch! I want to share it other places but they can't view webm files because shit app... Damn that's a funny one.

I need to convert it to mp4.

Maybe my transcoder app will work?

Too apathetic to try lol.

I hardly get a" like" so fuck them.
 
Crushed my cock between my thighs when i was a retarded 16 year old and can never get it hard for too long. Fairly sure it shrank as well.
You must be strong bro!

I tried that leg squeeze jack thing and while nice, I couldn't get much motion or value from it.

But at least I didn't hurt myself!

My condolences bro
 
SEA paid pussy is so tight it's like getting your dick squished
 
I often bend my cock while it’s hard for arousal
 
I recently acquired a Tenga Flip Hole White so I never have to touch my disgusting meat stick again :feelsaww: I need to read about this "Breaking Dick Incident"...
Do you have a fleshlight? If so how does the two compare? I have a fleshlight and it feels good I wonder if yours is more realistic
 
Oh sure I am when I can't even climax, get post nut clarity, feel sensation, get horny, or get rock hard erections.
I think you just have erectile dysfunction like me, I know how it feels
 
Worst was when I got really drunk and used the penis pump without lube my dick was swollen in strange places and looked deformed and black and blue it took like a day to return to normal
 
my fleshlight(s) never harm my dicc, well except minor abrasion if I dont use enough lube and use the tightest one too often, the Go Surge.
 

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