Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

What would your ideal girlfriend be like?

Minjaze

Minjaze

Living girl repellent
-
Joined
Nov 8, 2017
Posts
3,998
Just curious, as I can imagine all of you have fantasized about it at some point. It's not like we'll ever get ANY girlfriend, but we might as well share the feels.
Anyways, I'll start:

Teenage, around 15-18.
A KHHV, pretty much me in terms of relationship experience.
Kind, understanding, and empathetic - an overall good person.
What some of you would call "average" or even "ugly" in terms of looks, just a natural looking girl.
Loyal, would never even think of leaving my side.
No annoying exes that she can compare me to.
Genuinely loves me for who I am, is someone I can be myself around.
Has similar interests to me, likes video games. (Bonus points if into art)
Somewhat insecure but not TOO insecure to the point where my compliments are meaningless.
A hopeless romantic, likes corny things.
Clingy.
Has a good sense of humor, isn't easily offended.
Intelligent, not so much "gets good grades" intelligent but more "makes good life choices" intelligent.
Has a cute and soft voice. (Bonus points if she has an accent of some kind)
Wears glasses, because idk glasses are cute.
Doesn't smoke, drink, or do drugs - the kind of girl you'd introduce to your mom.
Easy-going.
Honest, open, doesn't create drama, willing to communicate and problem solve.
Is a best friend as well as a girlfriend.
Treats me like an equal, puts as much effort into the relationship as I do.
Actually exists, lol.
 
Last edited:
Agree for the most part, apart from the age; i want some1 of my age, otherwise it would be weird af.

Also the last sentence wont happen ever KEK.
 
Ideal so I have no chance st actually getting her.

13-18
Japanese
Hair, hime cut
Cute
Innocent
Virgin
Loyal
Energetic
 
Agree for the most part, apart from the age; i want some1 of my age, otherwise it would be weird af.

Also the last sentence wont happen ever KEK.
Understandable.

Unfortunately, lololol.
Not only does such a girl not exist, she'd rather die than go out with me.
 
Understandable.

Unfortunately, lololol.
Not only does such a girl not exist, she'd rather die than go out with me.

Haha yeah, ive come to terms with it, just get a bit down from time to time.
No point in trying to get into a relationship, when she can get 1000 better dudes just by using her phone.
 
JB, KHHV, GL.
 
Idk I'd be pretty happy if she had all her limbs and could love me.
 
Idk I'd be pretty happy if she had all her limbs and could love me.

LOL, too high standards there buddy.
Volcel if you wouldnt fuck an obese amputee granny with diabetes.
 
Like a female.
Also cannot be fat, fat women are ugly as fuck.
 
Haha yeah, ive come to terms with it, just get a bit down from time to time.
No point in trying to get into a relationship, when she can get 1000 better dudes just by using her phone.
It's pretty hard to accept.
Yeah, why date you when she can easily find someone more attractive?
 
It's pretty hard to accept.
Yeah, why date you when she can easily find someone more attractive?

Idd there is no fkin point in trying.
Better not waste my time, and use it to have some fun playing games.
 
my age
clingy
preferably a virgin, but i don't care about that anymore, they don't exist.
preferably at least average looking, but i don't care if she's on the unattractive side.
actually likes me and won't cheat on me or do anything bad
hopefully extroverted so she can talk to me and lead the conversations and everything.
 
A curry women my age that's breathing
 
unless you'r looking for a religious girl and are religious yourself, you will NEVER find a virgin.

i'll repeat that. you will NEVER find a virgin.
 
20-25
Slim
Knowledgeable and insightful, curious about the world
Loyal
 
Under 30
Low mileage
In shape
Faithful
Playful
Genuinely into me
Has similar interests
Independent thinker / not hive-minded
Spent most of her life depressed like me
 
Under 30
Low mileage
In shape
Faithful
Playful
Genuinely into me
Has similar interests
Independent thinker / not hive-minded
Spent most of her life depressed like me

that last one kek

never gonna happen
 
that last one kek

never gonna happen

Not expecting it to... same goes for finding low-mileage and faithful women in today's upside-down world... but those are characteristics that my ideal girlfriend would possess.
 
Problem is that even though if we do get a gf, there's always a chance she's eyeing out more attractive males out there, so I don't bother even thinking about my "ideal gf."
 

Similar threads

NEETcel2023
Replies
43
Views
1K
Adolf Kitler
Adolf Kitler
RealSchizo
Replies
7
Views
190
RealSchizo
RealSchizo
Ghost Rider
Replies
6
Views
233
EnglishCel
EnglishCel

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top