Serious Describe your IDEAL girlfriend both physically and personality wise

[Robb97]

Exactly like this:

 

[imouto]

Physical
- Shorter than I.
- At least 5 years younger (if I were to ascend tomorrow, it'd be with a 14 y/o)
- Not petite.
- Light skin (not a brownoid)
- Medium to long hair.
- Virgin before me

Personality
- Will always refer to me as "Onii-chan"
- Will speak in a conlang (like sindarin) that we'd make together. (Optional)

 

[imouto]

Exactly like this:

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[Gokubro]

She is gigachad only

 

[Emba]

Dead.

Just crack open a cold one bro

 

[Deformed]

a young girl.

 

[Orzmund]

I don't know anymore. These girls come in innumerable shapes, colors, sizes, and orientations. The atomization of women has impressed me greatly. I can't choose. Too many options, the conundrum flumoxxes me to the brink of an indescribable discontent. Also, the woman's personality and convictions must align with mine which is theoretically impossible.

It's over. Stop making stupid threads like these.

I would like to add that women's mate-selection process is far more simple and convoluted than that of men's. With women, you either have to be good-looking enough for a shameless shag or of the correct station for marriage.

@Ron.Belgrade @DarkStarDown What about you guys?

I'm interested in what they have to say as well.

 

[Orzmund]

If you could literally build a girlfriend, how would she look visually and how would she act

For me:

Physical:

• around my height
• long brunette hair
• petite
• small (but not non-existent) breasts and ass
• white
• pretty face even without makeup
• Big green eyes
• naturally long eyelashes
• soft skin without body hair
• small manicured hands
• small pedicured feet
• virgin
• around my age

Personality:

• intelligent
• non-religious
• kind and sweet
• empathetic
• loving
• achievement oriented
• family oriented
• wants children
• supportive
• actually has a sense of humor
• opinionated (but logical nonetheless)
• knowledge seeking
• actually fun to be around
• creative
• doesn't dress like a slut
• gentle
• likes similar things to me (video games, tv shows, music, etc.)
• enjoys looking feminine

Remember, this is purely a hypothetical. Name literally anything that a human female is capable of being. Doesn't matter if less than 0.1% of women are actually like this, just list what you'd want if you could create a girlfriend from scratch.

I'm just going to blurt it out. This is fucking retarded.

What point is there in contemplating the Ideal Woman in times of insurpassable sexual paucity?

Just listen to Perfect Girl on loop for several hours next time. You pissed me off making this myopic thread.