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Serious What would you guys do if you won the lottery?

Rampageriley

Rampageriley

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I'm about to come into a ton of money due to something that happened in high school with my wrestling coach (I won't go into details). But what if you guys got a court settlement/lottery winnings that allowed you to potentially ascend to Chad status? I'm still contemplating what to do with it, because I sure as hell don't want to get divorce raped/enable roasties.
 
Depends on how much money you're talking about
Can you give us a general idea?
 
expand more businesses to financially secure myself and do some weird stuff (but I can't tell ;)).
 
Depends on how much money you're talking about
Can you give us a general idea?

Yeah, it was a slam dunk case with 24 other boys. We sued the school district for 31 million that their insurance has to pay up. I might be on the middle end of the scale, so i'm probably expecting 400-500k after attorney fees which is 40%.
 
I'd invest it tbh
 
Compensation for him raping you? I'd get my own place, a humble car, save a chunk and invest wisely. Maybe it'd help me get a girlfriend, but I wouldn't flaunt it so to be used and get bled dry by some skank who I think really wants me at last! I'd probably just rent out high class hookers and pummel them senseless.
 
Yeah, it was a slam dunk case with 24 other boys. We sued the school district for 31 million that their insurance has to pay up. I might be on the middle end of the scale, so i'm probably expecting 400-500k after attorney fees which is 40%.
Surgerymaxx and invest, obviously saving some just in case
You can steroidmaxx too if you're low-T, but I wouldn't recommend it unless you have a legit diagnosis
 
I'm about to come into a ton of money due to something that happened in high school with my wrestling coach (I won't go into details). But what if you guys got a court settlement/lottery winnings that allowed you to potentially ascend to Chad status? I'm still contemplating what to do with it, because I sure as hell don't want to get divorce raped/enable roasties.

I would probably go for a chin implant straight off. Some of the more exotic surgeries, like jaw implants, aren't available here in the UK. I had dermal filler put on my jaw once for about £700 which lasted about a year and I did get a couple of remarks about how I looked "really healthy" straight after.

Saving is a good idea, don't waste it all!
 
Nothing tbh. I became a millionaire six months ago due to the crypto run of December and I still rot in my bed all day.

I'm lazily considering surgery.
 
I would probably go for a chin implant straight off. Some of the more exotic surgeries, like jaw implants, aren't available here in the UK. I had dermal filler put on my jaw once for about £700 which lasted about a year and I did get a couple of remarks about how I looked "really healthy" straight after.

Saving is a good idea, don't waste it all!
Surgerymaxx and invest, obviously saving some just in case
You can steroidmaxx too if you're low-T, but I wouldn't recommend it unless you have a legit diagnosis

High IQ responses, that's exactly what I was panning on doing with my recovery. People have told me that I have a large forehead which is my biggest insecurity so I might do something about that if I can. Otherwise, I'll probably get plastic surgery in my chin to get a super masculine jaw line. Otherwise, I would probably do what all of you are saying and just buy a nice car and house and then invest a good amount.
Nothing tbh. I became a millionaire six months ago due to the crypto run of December and I still rot in my bed all day.

I'm lazily considering surgery.

That's kind of suicide fuel tbh. Are you saying that life doesn't get any better once I become a millionaire? Because I can totally see not being able to form meaningful relationships still being a mentalcel, so what good is money?
 
surgerymaxx,drown in pussy for few years,go ER when money runs out.
 
invest some to make myself financially secure, and the others spend it on my hobbies
 
surgerymaxx,drown in pussy for few years,go ER when money runs out.
Some of the money for surgerymaxxing, the rest I‘d invest into smth to double my money, so I can live luxurious for a long time without having to work.
 
rather win the genetic lottery
 
The lottery. :ahahahaha:
Only the average and below believe to that shit.
I never see an upper class or good looking men/women fail for it.
Only the incels/reddit poster boi and all the losers of this world.

I never liked that shit but my parents believe it (almost religiously).
Always a good indicator of your social status.

You will never see Chad or Stacy.

Only subhumans :

Right now Chang his swimming in pussy after they got dumped by a white boi
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Can you say shitty family
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When a JBW won the lottery twice
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Damn Norris, I'm proud of you son. Do you remember all the money you wasted on it ?
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Oh look that old fart. Chad is making that daily when he was on his early 20s
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You're old as your hairline
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M'lady
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Too bad you're too old to enjoy your new money
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It never began for Farouk
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Now he can swag shitstreet
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A friend of mrz
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Do you know one of the thing I wanted in life ?
To be a part of it.
Fucking on a daily basis peasants like them.
 
buy a house, get a better PC and copemax tbh
I'd do pretty much the same as now, but I wouldn't have to deal with my parents
if the prize isn't big enough to live off it till I die, I'd invest it and live off the passive income
 
MEGA ER

No, I’m kidding... just buy a nice house in the country and nature cope
 
Invest, Move to the mountains where it's cold all year around. Save.
 
buy house in country with own gym
take a year out, workout, read, improve myself
than maybe think about a partner, possibly try in the west but if unsuccessful go to a part of Asia and use an actual agency that sets up white men with Asian foids, bring her back, have kids, live life on my own terms
 
I'd buy a Chad Cadillac Escalade, a home in a quiet neighborhood, resources to try as many potential hobbies as I can.
And the most important: reject golddiggers
 
Surgery, of course. It's the only hope.
 
take out 50k, stay in college while renting a nice apartment room nearby alone.
 
1.Plastic Surgery.
2. The rest is dedicated to the Incel cause.I dedicate my life to incels.
 
I could write something now, but tomorrow i will have new plans for the money.
 
Hire a financial advisor
 
Buy myself a harem and enjoy all the females :)
 
Seclude myself in the wilderness, and rot in my 2018 Lamborghini huracan. Cause I got it like that tbh.id also host an incelcon and invite those from around the world to enjoy
 
would still be depressed, probably tour america, live in luxurious hotels, hire a different escort every week, eat declious food, drink wine,have my own personal driver, give some to animal and environmental charities and to a few friends
 
I'm not sure I would do anything.
 

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