Assuming you are magically granted one
Serious What would you get your girlfriend for her birthday/valentines?
I would have to know her first to know what she likes.
>Girlfriend
Such a concept is so foreign to me; an answer can not be given.
Such a concept is so foreign to me; an answer can not be given.
I would beat her into a pulp ( I swear all my kindness was emptied from my soul when society and foids treated me like trash)
Why should you make her pay for the sins that are society's?
She likes nutella and anime and you
based
Hold on. Which anime? And this is key. Because I have a weird and crippling hang up about this and it's not gonna be a healthy relationship if the answer is wrong.
A dog leash
kiss x sis
Nope. It would drive me insane. I'd sit her down. "Babe, what's that? Kiss X Sis? Uhhhh... so like, are you... into girls, or...?"
There's a theory that says that men are born void of evil, and depending of your circunstances you can develop kindness or perversion. We are the mirror of the society's doing.
Not to mention that your sole statement implies that foids are not to blame from actual society status.
This is a magical scenario where the girl loves you and appreciates you.
"A girl that loves and appreciates" is far from my cognition.
I don't know, man. What does a girl like?
She’s probably an ugly landwhale then
Simps and cucks would get a bull for their wife.
A bbc bull, buy her onlyfans & a bad dragon 
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
This is suicidefuel to even think about.
dunno. Some stuffed toy maybe
She loves kid Icarus uprising
That explains a lot about your posts
dick
8x6 bare minimum.
with a pointed end to ravage their insides
I was talking about flaccid dick.
Over for pitcels in 2020dunno. Some stuffed toy maybe
She loves kid Icarus uprising
That explains a lot about your posts
dick
pitcels?
I can give her the benefit of the doubt for Uprising.
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Nothing.
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I would give her 5 dollars
My dick in a box
a good fisting
on a serious note I make pretty good waffles who can resist waffles and vidya
on a serious note I make pretty good waffles
who can resist waffles and vidya
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myself and id fuck her
JFL if you think your "girlfriend" can be loyal to you while she is off fucking some random Chad.
Nothing for valentines day and it depends on what they like for their birthday. This is contingent on them buying me a gift for my birthday, I'm not wasting money on a whore and getting nothing in return.
My dick lol
A jar of pickled fish.
Whoa, let's unpack this. Maybe if you stopped treating women like that, you'd have a chance with them
Deez nuts
LINGERIE and booty shorts ngl
Nothing. I would ask her to give me a blowjob.
sounds like an infiltrator
Whats that shit?
Mike Hawk
The gift would be my penis in nutella
dick in her ass
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