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Saraqael

Saraqael

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My daydreams include a beautiful woman and no friends. Three years ago, I had two dream-friends. I do not remember what I did with them?
I do not really talk to my girlfriend-only lewd speech when we have sex.
I have taking care of her or talking, but her answers feel unrealistic and I'm unable to give in-depth responses, only tell her how much I love her-and she does the same. She listens when I order her, but I don't really have anything for her to do? I'm only comfortable with her when I do what she says and she praises her.

My friends were different but still annoying. They would argue about my actions and berate me. They would also mention external events, which my girlfriend doesn't do. I still didn't really do anything with them. They would follow me-without consent and I couldn't start a conversation or do something with them.

Talking to real people helps with taking them away, but still don't really connect with reality and feel scripted-there is nothing shared?
Does anyone relate in not knowing really what to do or how to talk with people?
 
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I would have sex with my girlfriend if I had one
 
I would play with her
 
I have incredibly good sense of self awareness so i know for a fact id be constantly worried about her cheating or leaving me for a chad or tyrone. Id be extremely clingy and want to spend as much time as possible with her. Id probably trauma dump on her to where she got creeped out and think im pathetic. It probably wouldn’t last longer than a month. Id be kissing her ass every day and betabuxxing super hard on her. Now If we are talking about what id do sexually, thats a way different story im super dominate, id eat her pussy out and make her sit on my face until I suffocate in her pussy. Id suck her labia until they are all puffy and swollen. Id finger her pussy with 2 of my fingers at once until she squrits. Id eat her pussy juice. I would kiss her feet and massage her toes. I would tell her to choke me with her thighs. Id suck her boobies in a fetal position and have her call me mommys good boy while she jerks me off and pets my hair. Id titty fuck her hard. Id fuck her thighs. Id make her suck my cock hard. Id caress her entire body. Id make out with her and rub out tongues together and swap saliva. Id only fuck her raw and cum inside of her after 30 minutes. Id spoon her from the back, front, sideways, id fuck her doggy style hard af and pull her hair back and slap her ass around while squeezing her tits. Id fuck her in missionary and have her give me a hickey and scratch my back. Id make her ride me and get super sweaty and have her boobie in my mouth while im dicking her down. Id always creampie her because i have a breeding fetish.
Im a porn addict btw.
 
Id be kissing her ass every day and betabuxxing super hard on her. Now If we are talking about what id do sexually, thats a way different story im super dominate, id eat her pussy out and make her sit on my face until I suffocate in her pussy. Id suck her labia until they are all puffy and swollen. Id finger her pussy with 2 of my fingers at once until she squrits. Id eat her pussy juice. I would kiss her feet and massage her toes. I would tell her to choke me with her thighs. Id suck her boobies in a fetal position and have her call me mommys good boy while she jerks me off and pets my hair. Id titty fuck her hard. Id fuck her thighs. Id make her suck my cock hard. Id caress her entire body. Id make out with her and rub out tongues together and swap saliva. Id only fuck her raw and cum inside of her after 30 minutes. Id spoon her from the back, front, sideways, id fuck her doggy style hard af and pull her hair back and slap her ass around while squeezing her tits. Id fuck her in missionary and have her give me a hickey and scratch my back. Id make her ride me and get super sweaty and have her boobie in my mouth while im dicking her down. Id always creampie her because i have a breeding fetish.
Im a porn addict btw.
ok.

Id be extremely clingy and want to spend as much time as possible with her.
Except for having sex-you could have any whore for that, what would you do while spending time with her? How would you feel when you're having sex with her?
 
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Except for having sex-you could have any whore for that, what would you do while spending time with her? How would you feel when you're having sex with her?
Oh idk i guess id betabuxx for expensive restaurants and take her to manhattan and take her to get her nails done and buy her a car and take her to macys to buy expensive clothes and Victoria’s Secret for when shes gonna fuck me. Id probably do all the housework for her because i love her so much and be a yes man simp. Id cook her masculine af meals like steaks and shit and id take her to the gym with me. Id do all the work on the mercades or bmw i buy her. Id take her to the beach, id take her to the woods.

When im fucking her id feel super protective because i only fuck with the intention of impregnating her so id do my best to try and make her orgasm. Tbh i really dont know how getting a girl pregnant works.
 
Curse her Infernal Flesh to be murdered & brought back to life for Eternity
 
Things you can't do alone and would be weird with friends. That's what. Wouldn't hug/kiss in public out of respect.
 
Urban exploration
The beach
Trampoline park
 
Cuddle her and have sex with her

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Cut her fucking face off. Wipe my ass with it. Rip both her eyes out. Shatter both her knees & force her to eat shit for decades & decades until she dies a miserable, forgotten hag with no living family, no living friends, & nobody alive even remembering her -- not me, & she can't even remember herself. Just punishment for evil.
 
Train martial arts, fuck later

I don't want sweetness anymore
 
I've had dreams and visions of it, but they have all turned out bad in the end
So you've never urban explored in real life. If you do, be careful around still water. Have you heard of still water?
 
So you've never urban explored in real life. If you do, be careful around still water. Have you heard of still water?
I've urban explored many times, haha and yes I know still water. Brain eating amoeba and what not as they say, but yea don't let the water go into any cuts on your skin, you'll be on anti biotics.

Although there are different kinds of still water I guess, take a look at this post:
 
She would try to leave one day so I'll perform taxidermy and keep her in my kitchen. Have a small talk with her everytime I come home. Im pretty good in talking to myself so it won't be hard at all. At night I'll put her on the bed and sleep with her. I'll probably have to make some adjustments so that I can artificially boost her body temperature. Warm body is a must. My mother left some dresses of herself from her youth. I'll make her wear it because they're pretty and still smell good. I tried to taxidermise my dead at once but it didn't go well. But I'll learn
 
My daydreams include a beautiful woman and no friends. Three years ago, I had two dream-friends. I do not remember what I did with them?
I do not really talk to my girlfriend-only lewd speech when we have sex.
I have taking care of her or talking, but her answers feel unrealistic and I'm unable to give in-depth responses, only tell her how much I love her-and she does the same. She listens when I order her, but I don't really have anything for her to do? I'm only comfortable with her when I do what she says and she praises her.

My friends were different but still annoying. They would argue about my actions and berate me. They would also mention external events, which my girlfriend doesn't do. I still didn't really do anything with them. They would follow me-without consent and I couldn't start a conversation or do something with them.

Talking to real people helps with taking them away, but still don't really connect with reality and feel scripted-there is nothing shared?
Does anyone relate in not knowing really what to do or how to talk with people?
I wish I could have a pretty Eurasian girlfriend, with light brown hair, really dark brown eyes, and light skin that’s almost pink. And I’d like her to be very skinny, 160-170 cm with perky tits and an innie pussy. Big eyes, small nose, and small mouth. I’m really attracted to this specific kind of phenotype found in Azeri girls, which is why I love my country! I think nationalism is gay as fuck if you’re a third world. I wouldn’t want to have any friends and I’d like her to not be shy, as in not socially anxious, but at the same time introverted due to her not enjoying interacting with others. I’d talk to her daily and we’d have sex all the time. I’d love for this imaginary girlfriend to be addicted to porn and masturbation but stop watching porn for me
 
Kill it and eat
 
My daydreams include a beautiful woman and no friends. Three years ago, I had two dream-friends. I do not remember what I did with them?
I do not really talk to my girlfriend-only lewd speech when we have sex.
I have taking care of her or talking, but her answers feel unrealistic and I'm unable to give in-depth responses, only tell her how much I love her-and she does the same. She listens when I order her, but I don't really have anything for her to do? I'm only comfortable with her when I do what she says and she praises her.

My friends were different but still annoying. They would argue about my actions and berate me. They would also mention external events, which my girlfriend doesn't do. I still didn't really do anything with them. They would follow me-without consent and I couldn't start a conversation or do something with them.

Talking to real people helps with taking them away, but still don't really connect with reality and feel scripted-there is nothing shared?
Does anyone relate in not knowing really what to do or how to talk with people?
Go on long walks together exploring the city and the world, talk ,get to know each other, have fun and play around ,have intimate and meaningful sex, share interests, do stargazing . I think of my dream gf like a best friend who I can have sex with. I actually rarely have dreams and if I do have them they are about stupid stuff like getting lost in the backrooms or worying about school
 
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