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Experiment What would you do if you won a lottery?

TheNEET

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…or suddenly got rich (no strings attached, you don't need to continue working) thru other means?

Since lottery jackpot isn't enough to be rich forever, I'd make sure to invest at least like a half of it: probably a solid portion for Bitcoin, cos that seems like a safe investment now, maybe get some real estate? Maybe I'd also sign up for a private uni or get a bunch of courses/diplomas, in case I ever wanted to return to working - my public uni diploma (in a non-STEM) degree is basically worthless, so I'd prolly get me at least a computer science diploma, since I kinda enjoy programming anyway (and now I could focus ONLY on learning, so no problem).

Now the second portion that I'd just spend. Of course, I'd move out from my parents house, I'd probably allow myself some luxury like ordering fast food instead of cooking, small things like that, get some massages, floating sessions. I don't really need a new PC, don't care about gaming, so no need for consoles either. I'd probably build a home gym for myself or at least get cardio machines like treadmill, so I don't have to go outside to exercise.

Ironically I don't think my life would change THAT much, like I wouldn't go crazy, I may even keep visiting this forum, lol. I just wouldn't have the constant threat of becoming homeless hanging over me, making me stressed and making my decisions chaotic, thanks to that, I could focus on what I actually like, like I'd probably shit out my art and videos on the internet without having to worry if I'll make money off that etc. Moving out from my parent's house and not having them nag and stress me constantly would be a big one. :feelscomfy: IDK about making huge donations to charity, but I'd probably use my free time to volunteer for some, I've already tried that and it's cool, but right now I can't do that cos "you have more immediate problems rn, you could spend that time making money instead of giving it away".

Long story short, I'd just live the way I want (more or less) and I was meant to live. Getting born into a poorfag family really ruined my life ngl. :shock:
 
Organize a contest using my rich powers
 
Rot in style.
 
I'd probably lose most of it very quick gambling
and the rest I'd give away
 
Cheap middle class apartments, crypto, a motorbike then keep 10% to party.
 
and a banger of a csgo knife/gloves combo
 
…or suddenly got rich (no strings attached, you don't need to continue working) thru other means?

Since lottery jackpot isn't enough to be rich forever, I'd make sure to invest at least like a half of it: probably a solid portion for Bitcoin, cos that seems like a safe investment now, maybe get some real estate? Maybe I'd also sign up for a private uni or get a bunch of courses/diplomas, in case I ever wanted to return to working - my public uni diploma (in a non-STEM) degree is basically worthless, so I'd prolly get me at least a computer science diploma, since I kinda enjoy programming anyway (and now I could focus ONLY on learning, so no problem).

Now the second portion that I'd just spend. Of course, I'd move out from my parents house, I'd probably allow myself some luxury like ordering fast food instead of cooking, small things like that, get some massages, floating sessions. I don't really need a new PC, don't care about gaming, so no need for consoles either. I'd probably build a home gym for myself or at least get cardio machines like treadmill, so I don't have to go outside to exercise.

Ironically I don't think my life would change THAT much, like I wouldn't go crazy, I may even keep visiting this forum, lol. I just wouldn't have the constant threat of becoming homeless hanging over me, making me stressed and making my decisions chaotic, thanks to that, I could focus on what I actually like, like I'd probably shit out my art and videos on the internet without having to worry if I'll make money off that etc. Moving out from my parent's house and not having them nag and stress me constantly would be a big one. :feelscomfy: IDK about making huge donations to charity, but I'd probably use my free time to volunteer for some, I've already tried that and it's cool, but right now I can't do that cos "you have more immediate problems rn, you could spend that time making money instead of giving it away".

Long story short, I'd just live the way I want (more or less) and I was meant to live. Getting born into a poorfag family really ruined my life ngl. :shock:
How much money are we talking about?1 million,500 k?
 
1)I'd make harem from 10/10 blonde giga stacies.
2)I'd own a technology company and earn money from there.
3)I'd live the life bro :feelsthink:
 
Depends how much the prize is
 
Buy a pre established business where I'm the boss and possibly employ a few others.[UWSL]Then go to town and start with the upgrading.... Of EVERYTHING. My cars clothes and home should all reflect my new upperclass status![/UWSL]

Nothing to do with these peasants... I'd never be one of these bafoons that try to hide their wealth. Y have it if you won't even flaunt it man!
[UWSL]Ahh yes being a millionaire or billionaire would be the truest dream come true![/UWSL]

My new address would be some bad ass gated estate with security and of course a full staff to take care of all my former little problems like cooking, cleaning and such. I'd be driving a supercar for weekends and have the Rolls-Royce as well. Join the local rich club and host insane super yacht parties.. man if I was rich I'd know what to do with it, trust me!!
 
How much money are we talking about?1 million,500 k?
prizes in Poland are usually like 3-5 million PLN, so like 1-2 million US dollars, but I guess the prizes depend on the country
 
Dump it all on the ground in a public area full of people then set it on fire to send a message
 
Ok
prizes in Poland are usually like 3-5 million PLN, so like 1-2 million US dollars, but I guess the prizes depend on the country
Let's talk about 1 million
-Buy 5 apartments(100 k each) that should generate about 500 $ per month minimum rent
-Invest 300 k in blue chip dividend stocks
-invest 100 k in 2 bitcoins,rest in ETH,(staking them off course)
-buy hookers with the rest and enjoy the life Chad enjoys
Bonus (you can surgerymaxx with about 100 k ,depending on your face, height and how much can you risk)
 
Buy real estate With Guranted Inhabitants ( apppartment blocks that are reasonable ) get a Drivers and a Car , live still minimalistic but lavish if i want , have an appartmjent in an Chill area. , upgrade to a little house if Real Estate Pays off. Take out 100k in liquid and hide it ( banks can bend you over so having more controll over your Money is welcome ) and i Propably invest half of the Million just in case )
 
…or suddenly got rich (no strings attached, you don't need to continue working) thru other means?

Since lottery jackpot isn't enough to be rich forever, I'd make sure to invest at least like a half of it: probably a solid portion for Bitcoin, cos that seems like a safe investment now, maybe get some real estate? Maybe I'd also sign up for a private uni or get a bunch of courses/diplomas, in case I ever wanted to return to working - my public uni diploma (in a non-STEM) degree is basically worthless, so I'd prolly get me at least a computer science diploma, since I kinda enjoy programming anyway (and now I could focus ONLY on learning, so no problem).

Now the second portion that I'd just spend. Of course, I'd move out from my parents house, I'd probably allow myself some luxury like ordering fast food instead of cooking, small things like that, get some massages, floating sessions. I don't really need a new PC, don't care about gaming, so no need for consoles either. I'd probably build a home gym for myself or at least get cardio machines like treadmill, so I don't have to go outside to exercise.

Ironically I don't think my life would change THAT much, like I wouldn't go crazy, I may even keep visiting this forum, lol. I just wouldn't have the constant threat of becoming homeless hanging over me, making me stressed and making my decisions chaotic, thanks to that, I could focus on what I actually like, like I'd probably shit out my art and videos on the internet without having to worry if I'll make money off that etc. Moving out from my parent's house and not having them nag and stress me constantly would be a big one. :feelscomfy: IDK about making huge donations to charity, but I'd probably use my free time to volunteer for some, I've already tried that and it's cool, but right now I can't do that cos "you have more immediate problems rn, you could spend that time making money instead of giving it away".

Long story short, I'd just live the way I want (more or less) and I was meant to live. Getting born into a poorfag family really ruined my life ngl. :shock:
Buy houses and rent them and get money monthly
 
Buy a very expensive house.
 
Buy a house near the forest.
 
I wouldn't won the lottery because it's rigged,like everything else.
 
Buy peoples dignity. :bigbrain:
 
PUT 20% in stonks
80% for fucking colombiana big booty bitches
 
Drugs, prostitues, move to rural northeastern usa.
 
get curved by 7/10 beckies and die surrounded by parasitic "friends" who were only ever interested in me for my money
 
Get the best therapy one can get and to have ECT done to me
 
I’d NEET for life and spend it all on escorts
 
I'd surgerymax first. That's for sure. Then I'd buy a house, ofc. And if my looks weren't still good enough to get a gf, I'd NEETmax for the rest of my life.
 
I'd use most of it to move out of this shithole country and what ever is left can be saved and put towards my surgerymaxxing. Normally I'd invest it and let it build up but I can already tell it's going to be great depression 2 electric boogaloo in a few years so may as well use it now when it still has some value.
probably a solid portion for Bitcoin, cos that seems like a safe investment now
thank god you didn't win the lottery then.
 
d make sure to invest at least like a half of it: probably a solid portion for Bitcoin, cos that seems like a safe investment now
Bitcoin is down 60 percent as of me typing this.
That aged well.
prizes in Poland are usually like 3-5 million PLN, so like 1-2 million US dollars, but I guess the prizes depend on the country
I would investmentmaxx with it. I dunno spend 20-25 percent of it in safe investments like houses and maybe land. Put another twenty percent on boring, safe stocks like mining companies or entertainment juggernauts like Disney. Put 15 percent on tech stocks and hope you are hitting the next Microsoft. Make sure that some of the previous investments are abroad to mitigate risk incase your country suffers an economic crisis. Use ten percent to play around with crypto memecoins. Spend moderately on a good home and a gaming pc. The rest stays in different bank accounts.
I wouldn't won the lottery because it's rigged,like everything else.
They don't even need to rig it. Basic probability math would show you how stacked the odds are against your favor. You are thousands of times more likely to get hit by lightning than to win the lottery. It ain't happening.
It's always a cope.:blackpill:
 
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Vietnam or Philippines here I come!
 
…or suddenly got rich (no strings attached, you don't need to continue working) thru other means?

Since lottery jackpot isn't enough to be rich forever, I'd make sure to invest at least like a half of it: probably a solid portion for Bitcoin, cos that seems like a safe investment now, maybe get some real estate? Maybe I'd also sign up for a private uni or get a bunch of courses/diplomas, in case I ever wanted to return to working - my public uni diploma (in a non-STEM) degree is basically worthless, so I'd prolly get me at least a computer science diploma, since I kinda enjoy programming anyway (and now I could focus ONLY on learning, so no problem).

Now the second portion that I'd just spend. Of course, I'd move out from my parents house, I'd probably allow myself some luxury like ordering fast food instead of cooking, small things like that, get some massages, floating sessions. I don't really need a new PC, don't care about gaming, so no need for consoles either. I'd probably build a home gym for myself or at least get cardio machines like treadmill, so I don't have to go outside to exercise.

Ironically I don't think my life would change THAT much, like I wouldn't go crazy, I may even keep visiting this forum, lol. I just wouldn't have the constant threat of becoming homeless hanging over me, making me stressed and making my decisions chaotic, thanks to that, I could focus on what I actually like, like I'd probably shit out my art and videos on the internet without having to worry if I'll make money off that etc. Moving out from my parent's house and not having them nag and stress me constantly would be a big one. :feelscomfy: IDK about making huge donations to charity, but I'd probably use my free time to volunteer for some, I've already tried that and it's cool, but right now I can't do that cos "you have more immediate problems rn, you could spend that time making money instead of giving it away".

Long story short, I'd just live the way I want (more or less) and I was meant to live. Getting born into a poorfag family really ruined my life ngl. :shock:
Depends on how much money, but if I won a 100 million on the lottery, I would buy a Gulfstream G650, which could fly nonstop from NYC to Bangkok, Thailand:feelskek::feelskek:. I'll probably fly to Thailand in my jet, buy a house there, and whenever I feel the urge to SEAmaxx, I'll just invite foids to my comfy house instead of a motel like a peasant.
 
never go outside again
 
carry out spEcial opeRations
 
Bitcoin…idk about that that now :feelskek::feelskek:. I’d probably just invest it in some long term stocks like FAANG. Get some real estate I guess once the housing market crash and I get a financial advisor cause why not but I’d tell no one
 

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