Imo I would try to get revenge on my father William Afton for causing so much death and suffering and also try to help his victims move on to the afterlife from being haunted animatronics
What would you do if you were Micheal Afton in the FNAF Universe?
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WHO?!
He’s literally the main character that u play as in FNAF sister location
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Geek ass fnard
Me about to move to Thailand: Yeah uh this is actually about to get pretty friggin awesome.
*Constantly partying and fucking and drinking and enjoying a luxurious high class lifestyle*
Me: It got awesome.
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no chica to bite your dick off in thighland though ngmi
Why are FNAF fanmade songs literally the best fucking music ever produced for no reason
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weed is one hell of a drugWhy are FNAF fanmade songs literally the best fucking music ever produced for no reason
Handsome Jack vs Accelerator
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Accelerator wins every time
nothing would change because i look like a corpse
Scene: Handsome Jack's office at Hyperion Corporation.
Accelerator: Ah, look who it is. Handsome Jack, the self-proclaimed hero of Pandora. This place is still just as pretentious as I remember.
Handsome Jack: Well, if it isn't Academy City's finest! Ah, crap, they sure know how to produce friggin' geniuses over there. What a surprise. Kinda figured you'd be busy murdering innocent girls or something.
Accelerator: Oh, you know me, Jack. Rendezvousing with rich megalomaniacs like yourself is part of what I do. It's like a hobby, except it's a complete waste of time.
Handsome Jack: Yeah, right, coming from the genius who spends his time turning his city into a friggin' chaotic mess. That's real awesome sauce, Accel.
Accelerator: Spare me the moral lecture, Jack. At least I don't pretend to be a hero while running an empire built on the suffering of others.
Handsome Jack: Oh, really? Well, excuse me for being a god damn awesome hero and ruling over an entire space station. I gotta hand it to you, though. At least I've never had to deal with any government experiment crap or self-righteous wannabe heroes.
Accelerator: Is that so? You think you can understand the complexity of Academy City with your limited knowledge? Please.
Handsome Jack: I mean, yeah. I've seen some insane crap on Pandora and even on Helios station, but Academy City takes the cake with its friggin' rich assholes and their experiments. All that "scientific" crap going on over there is way more interesting than the bandits and psychos on Pandora.
Accelerator: I'm sure you're right at home with that kind of lowlife thuggery, Jack. Especially considering you have absolutely no sense of aesthetic. I've got better things to do than entertain a wastrel like you.
Accelerator activates his vector manipulation ability and speeds off, leaving Handsome Jack seething with rage.
Handsome Jack: Friggin' Accelerator. What an awesome encounter. Can't wait for the next one. (As he looks over a digital map of Academy City, Jack begins chuckling maniacally to himself).
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