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Serious What would you do if you suddenly managed to ascend inceldom?

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Aramaic-cel_SB

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Lets say you suddenly get a girlfriend and she really loves you and you will he her only man she would love. What would you do?

I would make a new thread to tell everyone here that I ascended and to say goodbye. I would wish you guys the best luck. I would request a ban and I would never browse on incels.is as long as im Happy with her.

But it will never happen of course.
 
Why would I limit myself to just one woman if I suddenly become a Chad?
 
Why would I limit myself to just one woman if I suddenly become a Chad?
this. i would probaly bang 5-6 womens everyday untill ill catch some aids and die.
 
I would try to live as much things as i could before waking up and realise it was just a dream.
 
I would try to get my life in order tbh.
 
love her be happy
 
If I were Chad I'd fuck as many girls as I could. If only this one girl wanted me, I'd fuck her as much as I could, and fuck other girls if I could somehow manage it.

In other words, typical male behavior. *gives own gender judgmental bitchy look*
 
Things I will do if I ever get a gf:

1. Delete all of my rape porn
2. Go to church/live spiritually pure
3. Stop using incels.is and 4chan
4. Give her my time and attention
5. Work my ass off and buy a house
6. Get all of my shit together
7. Post my ascension story on looksmax
 
Fuck some HQNP JB Virgin pussy.
 
I don't think i can hold down a relationship tbh but i think i would be alot happier if i ascended, unless i get a STD from a roastie.
 
*Buzz!*

High Quality Non-Primitive

aka Asian women.

As for me I'd be praising the sun everyday.
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I'd resign as a mod and leave the forum & all the servers quietly. However I would keep my current Discord account and use it for other things
 
Pump, Dump, Pump, Dump, Pump, Dump, Seek better job opportunities, make more money, afford more looksmaxxing, pump, dump, pump, dump, seek better job opportunities, make more money, pump, dump, pump dump.

Ascending would shift my life into a virtuous circle, instead of the incel vicious circle.
 
cry like the pussies i'll be wetting
 
If i were chad i'd ask girls out and then reject them and humilliate them on porpuse to fulfill my revenge.
 
If i were chad i'd ask girls out and then reject them and humilliate them on porpuse to fulfill my revenge.

Pumping and dumping is more vengeful.
 

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