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Discussion What would you do if you got a gf tomorrow?

i would still be an incel because I can no longer trust women anymore. Women will cheat behind your back with Chad, and they are very sensitive, they complain about everything, and they expect you to do most of the work
 
I don't know to be honest. I would probably be a lot happier
 
Would be like a blood infusion and only a temporary relief to my suffering .
 
I would be over the moon stop posting on this forum and live my dream life.
 
I would post her nudes here to share with my brocels
 
What would you do if you won 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$ tomorrow?
 
Start going on fun dates and visit local towns and even plan a vacation together. I’m not a natural homebody but was forced to be my whole life because I never had anyone to go do things with.
 
Start going on fun dates and visit local towns and even plan a vacation together. I’m not a natural homebody but was forced to be my whole life because I never had anyone to go do things with.
Same. I’d love to have someone to go around with. I don’t see any point to doing most things alone.

“The most beautiful environment can be hell when experienced alone” or something to that effect, as well.
 
I keep her trapped in my room so that she won't cheat on me.
 
i would still be an incel because I can no longer trust women anymore. Women will cheat behind your back with Chad, and they are very sensitive, they complain about everything, and they expect you to do most of the work
volcel.is
 
Same. I’d love to have someone to go around with. I don’t see any point to doing most things alone.

“The most beautiful environment can be hell when experienced alone” or something to that effect, as well.
Agree with your post 100%. I’ve tried doing things alone and it’s usually just very painful.

Not having a partner to do things with is worse than not having sex. At least I could get all the sex I want from escorts.
 
if its unconditional love and no bullshit ill just forget about this forum and just live life. would feel weird after all thats happened in life tho

if its just any other toilet, ill probably be divorce raped in a short time and end up rotting on the internet again and coping
 
Agree with your post 100%. I’ve tried doing things alone and it’s usually just very painful.

Not having a partner to do things with is worse than not having sex. At least I could get all the sex I want from escorts.
+1

I tried going to a fun fair alone after getting dumped by a friend, felt sad and cringe as fuck

Looked like a lost child looking around for their parents, among all the couples and normie friend groups
 
+1

I tried going to a fun fair alone after getting dumped by a friend, felt sad and cringe as fuck

Looked like a lost child looking around for their parents, among all the couples and normie friend groups
Had that feeling so many times.
 
Realistically speaking, my chances of finding a girlfriend is extremely low.
What about buying one? You can buy wives from Cambodia for a few thousand bucks.
 
Looked like a lost child looking around for their parents, among all the couples and normie friend groups
This describes it well :feelsbadman: Feeling somehow lost.
 
Break up with her and post on .is
 
Go on a long rant about how the Muv Luv Triology are some of the best visual novels ever, then talk about how Urobuchi Gen worked from Nitroplus to Fate to Madoka Magica and how impressive his repertoire is
 
Take her out to lunch. Talk to her and get to know her. And then just talk some more I guess.
 
Frankly i dont think it would last a day because the moment she realizes just how much pent up anger and emotions i have within me most people will probably not want to deal with that. This is one of my biggest fears of having ascended but once she figures out i am literally broken she will want out
 
Start going on fun dates and visit local towns and even plan a vacation together. I’m not a natural homebody but was forced to be my whole life because I never had anyone to go do things with.

Same. I’d love to have someone to go around with. I don’t see any point to doing most things alone.

“The most beautiful environment can be hell when experienced alone” or something to that effect, as well.
Yeah there is so much I want to do, I have tried doing things alone but its not really great at all.

I hate when people preach to do fun activities by your lonesome its such bullshit
 
creampie her immediately
 
In that scenario I would be a fakecel (not possible cause of my face) and I would delete my account here
 
leave this site and not care much, I already missed out on teen love and foids my age are decaying and not virgin
 
Dunno, she’d probably leave me in a day later most definitely
 
My imagination has run out of the idea of having gf. I've fallen and I will never rise
 
Kiss her and cuddle her I suppose
 
JFL Do what?

Ok I’ll take her back to my shitty little apartment, my moms God damn little dog with flip out and screech the entire time. Then I’ll show her my brickmania collection and then we will have sex on the floor because I don’t have a bed. My room has paper fin walls, she’ll probably fake moan and my mom and brother will have to awkwardly listen.

What a joke
 
i would still be an incel because I can no longer trust women anymore. Women will cheat behind your back with Chad, and they are very sensitive, they complain about everything, and they expect you to do most of the work
tbh
 
Try to wake up from dream.
 
I would beat her. (IT WOULD TOUCH THIS) (ALSO IN VIDEO GAME)
 
ascension is a myth, once you're truly blackpilled its over for you psychologically, the "love" would always be tainted
 

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