What would you do if you found out you had a secret female stalker?

[Clavicus Vile]

You live on your own, and for the past 3 years, a white Stacy tier woman with gorgeous black hair has been stalking you, touching herself from watching you through your window for hours, sneaking into your house at night to steal your underwear and other clothes to sniff them, and eat food that you’ve bitten off of and lick your toothbrush. You finally catch her one day, what would you do?

 

[smegma producer]

You live on your own, and for the past 3 years, a white Stacy tier woman with gorgeous black hair has been stalking you, touching herself from watching you through your window for hours, sneaking into your house at night to steal your underwear and other clothes to sniff them, and eat food that you’ve bitten off of and lick your toothbrush. You finally catch her one day, what would you do?

is that not a character from two and a half men?

 

[Mecoja]

is that not a character from two and a half men?

Rose

 

[Chang.Beijing]

Id fuck her

 

[smegma producer]

Rose

shit now i remember, that show pissed of so many feminists where i lived, that character especially for some reasons

 

[NeverGetUp]

I would fuck her hard

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

 

[smegma producer]

fuck kill and freeze the body so i can defrost it and get fuck doll, no way too complain about headaches and not being in the mood

 

[Mecoja]

shit now i remember, that show pissed of so many feminists where i lived, that character especially for some reasons

Yeah, foids seethed for women being portrayed as hypergamous fuckmeat.

 

[THE TRUE SIGMA]

She wouldn't be a secret if I knew, GrAY

 

[Friezacel]

I would look for my schizophrenia medicine

 

[Wizardmaxxer]

Fuck her for sure, i won't leave an oppurtunity like that

 

[AutistSupremacist]

You live on your own, and for the past 3 years, a white Stacy tier woman with gorgeous black hair has been stalking you, touching herself from watching you through your window for hours, sneaking into your house at night to steal your underwear and other clothes to sniff them, and eat food that you’ve bitten off of and lick your toothbrush. You finally catch her one day, what would you do?

I'd give her the world (in minecraft)

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

I think I'd give her the benefit of the doubt

we have common interests after all

she likes me and I also like me

 

[pixy.BITCOINBASTARD]

You live on your own, and for the past 3 years, a white Stacy tier woman with gorgeous black hair has been stalking you, touching herself from watching you through your window for hours, sneaking into your house at night to steal your underwear and other clothes to sniff them, and eat food that you’ve bitten off of and lick your toothbrush. You finally catch her one day, what would you do?

My reaction:

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

I think I'd give her the benefit of the doubt

we have common interests after all

she likes me and I also like me

that said, I think it's important to be cautious if you had a foid stalker

if she stalks you too hard, you might pick up a rape accusation for idk forcing her to break in

male stalkers are probably more benign for foids

 

[Fat Link]

Third option down.

 

[InsidiousKoala]

I'd give her the world (in minecraft)

 

[KING NOTHING]

She could fix me I think.