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What would you do if you became homeless?

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1. Sleep in my car
2. Get a 24/hour gym membership

If no car:

1. Buy a sleeping bag
2. Look around for some discrete areas to camp at, ideally sheltered from rain, drizzle, or wind
3. Buy an e-bike to do food delivery work
4. Save and buy a van

This homeless blackcel sleeps outside in a sleeping bag:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeBUDPblY-Y
 
gonna try grabbing a police officers gun
 
would probably be over. It s freezing outside, would nt survive a night probably
 
Travel to California, get whatever bux and try to survive.
 
Go to a place where is guaranteed roof and 3 meals a day
 
I slept in my sedan for like 2 months. I stored most of my belongings in a storage unit and only kept essentials with me in the car. I parked near a gym and used the bathroom and showers there, and would eat take out and use the fridge at work (I worked while I was homeless). I kept eggs in the fridge and would cook them in the microwave. This was in the winter time too so I would wake up with frost all around the windows. I made myself comfortable by buying a twin-sized Japanese/Korean floor mattress and pulling down the back seats (so it opens up into the trunk) and then lay down the mattress across the floor of the trunk and onto the backseats. I had a wintertime sleeping bag, but what really kept me warm was a fox fur blanket. Any real fur blanket would work. That shit kept me warm in the winter. I even had a cold one time while living in my car, that was miserable as hell. I also put a black thin blanket over the front seats extending into the back so nobody would see anything if they saw the car from a distance, and it also trapped the moisture from escaping. You can tell if someone lives in a vehicle by seeing condensation on the windows, that's how I can tell if someone lives inside a vehicle, and it hides that to a degree as well.

Don't get a van, it's too obvious and people will assume someone might live in there. Get an SUV at the most.

Now I am homeless again and was picked up like animal control at the local bus stop by the homeless services. Now I am in a halfway house and this is my room. And the second I come here? I catch a cold again.

Here is my room. I scrubbed the floor over five times and it's still like that. There's a certain smell to this room and the fridge makes everything taste a certain way. But hey I am off the streets and the other residents aren't stealing or stabbing me, can't really complain.

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I slept in my sedan for like 2 months. I stored most of my belongings in a storage unit and only kept essentials with me in the car. I parked near a gym and used the bathroom and showers there, and would eat take out and use the fridge at work (I worked while I was homeless). I kept eggs in the fridge and would cook them in the microwave. This was in the winter time too so I would wake up with frost all around the windows. I made myself comfortable by buying a twin-sized Japanese/Korean floor mattress and pulling down the back seats (so it opens up into the trunk) and then lay down the mattress across the floor of the trunk and onto the backseats. I had a wintertime sleeping bag, but what really kept me warm was a fox fur blanket. Any real fur blanket would work. That shit kept me warm in the winter. I even had a cold one time while living in my car, that was miserable as hell. I also put a black thin blanket over the front seats extending into the back so nobody would see anything if they saw the car from a distance, and it also trapped the moisture from escaping. You can tell if someone lives in a vehicle by seeing condensation on the windows, that's how I can tell if someone lives inside a vehicle, and it hides that to a degree as well.

Don't get a van, it's too obvious and people will assume someone might live in there. Get an SUV at the most.

Now I am homeless again and was picked up like animal control at the local bus stop by the homeless services. Now I am in a halfway house and this is my room. And the second I come here? I catch a cold again.

Here is my room. I scrubbed the floor over five times and it's still like that. There's a certain smell to this room and the fridge makes everything taste a certain way. But hey I am off the streets and the other residents aren't stealing or stabbing me, can't really complain.

screenshot-2026-01-31-at-8-53-08-pm-png.1663115
screenshot-2026-01-31-at-8-53-58-pm-png.1663116
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Die immediately
 
Im SERIOUSLY considering living in a vehicle like fr fr. I don’t give a fuck about the soycial image of being a bum in a car without a house, if I could manage to be enough comfortable, far from treat of vandalism, climate, police or randoms knocking on the car, having to provide explanations whatsoever, meals, hygiene, internet connection and power, I would ABSOLUTELY do this.

I will not buy an overpriced piece of shit condo, jews. I simply cannot. And If they want people to slave their life for a house, might aswell just don’t have it. It’s difficult to live in a car but if mastered you are free from the chains.
 
sleeping in an suv would be a viable solution but it would suck to get your car stolen or broken into

you'd have to carry your valuables everywhere with you in a backpack
 
2. Get a 24/hour gym membership
Can you explain that for me? Why would you need a gym membership? Will food be free or something? Or showers?

Also are you in america or what country r u in?

This homeless blackcel sleeps outside in a sleeping bag:
Just out of curiosity how tall is the blackcel?
 
Ideally go to a forest and starve to death
 
Can you explain that for me? Why would you need a gym membership? Will food be free or something? Or showers?

Also are you in america or what country r u in?


Just out of curiosity how tall is the blackcel?
USA.

There are a few 24 hour commercial gyms that I know of where you can take showers and obviously take dumps in case of emergencies.

Whereas if you don't have a 24hour gym membership, you'd have to take bird baths outside with a water jug or take a shit behind buildings in emergencies (which I'm sure this homeless blackcel has had to do many times).

He said he's 5'9 which is basically considered a manlet nowadays in the eyes of foids.
 

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