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Discussion What would you do if a foid came up to you and "flirted" with you?

Nordicel94

Nordicel94

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I saw some video on Instagram of some doofus who said he was tired of men having to do the approaching. He wanted women to step up to the plate and do cold approaches when they saw a "cute" guy in public.

I began thinking what my reaction to a foid coming up to me flirting in public would be:
- I would go into fight or flight mode
- I would think it's a dare to humiliate me
- I would physically recoil trying to keep my distance from her so that no one would be able to say I had assaulted her or anything
- I would think I was in a TikTok-prank video
- I would think she was a prostitute or something
- I would think she was trying to sell something or get money out of me.
- I would think she was trying to lead me someplace where some gang members would take me hostage
- I honestly think I would jog away

Under no circumstances would I think there was something genuine about her approach. Of course not, I'm an ugly incel, but even for normie guys, I think they would be incredibly suspicious. Humans are masters at pattern recognition and deviations from patterns are often seen as threats.

What would be your reaction to a flirting foid approaching you in public, asking for your number? Let's say she's around 6/10.
 
Ask her to stirp me naked & suck my penis.
 
Look for a camera or a group of her friends snickering
 
I would think it's a dare.
 
She's a glowie if she asks for your number.
 
Look for the cameras and then spit in her face once i find it
 
- I would think it's a dare to humiliate me
- I would physically recoil trying to keep my distance from her so that no one would be able to say I had assaulted her or anything
- I would think I was in a TikTok-prank video
- I would think she was a prostitute or something
- I would think she was trying to sell something or get money out of me.
- I would think she was trying to lead me someplace where some gang members would take me hostage
- I honestly think I would jog away
I would think all of these if some foid approached me,there is nothing aproachable in me.
 
Don't know how to flirt, and I'm terrible at acting as anything other then myself, so I would just talk to her.

And pay attention to any sign that it's some prank being played on me by a bunch of bored women seeking to ruin someone's day.
 
- I would think it's a dare to humiliate me

- I would think I was in a TikTok-prank video
- I would think she was a prostitute or something
- I would think she was trying to sell something or get money out of me.
- I would think she was trying to lead me someplace where some gang members would take me hostage
These are btrutal...
 
sue her for sexual harassment
 
My aspergers would ruin everything, I don't have much to say unless asked and even then the approacher would get turned off by my NEETdom, boring life, lack of hobbies, lack of friends, my old boomer car and if it comes down to it, my apartment which lacks some basic things. I don't even have a proper chair for pc, only a wooden bench. It must be pure attraction where the woman does all the talking and I would not have to plan anything. If I could ascend, my ED probably would ruin it. I've been escortceling and I can't maintain it fully.

I have no idea how I would start a conversation with a woman.
 
go to the hospital to get checked for cooties
 
The only time a girl has came up to me was when a girl asked me to be her pair on a group assignment. She did this as a joke and she got a good laugh with her friend.

So if a foid did something like this again I'd just assume its a joke or a dare or something and ignore her.
 
It happened to me. It was a popular girl in secondary schooll in valentines day gave me a piece of paper with "I love u <3". It was a prank that she plotted with other girls. I was counscious enough of my difrormity to know this was a prank and I insulted her (I was 13)
 
It happened to me. It was a popular girl in secondary schooll in valentines day gave me a piece of paper with "I love u <3". It was a prank that she plotted with other girls. I was counscious enough of my difrormity to know this was a prank and I insulted her (I was 13)
Brutal, good that you got back at her by insulting her!
 
Assume she is a cluster b and run away.

Alternative answers?

Assume I’m being set up for some cruel cunty social media prank on Shit Tok or wherever.

Assume I’m being set up to be robbed by @Left4DeadDarkie’s nigger people or my dreggly bear @Dregster’s people in the cartel.
 
id act cold but polite so she understands im not interested (mentalcel)
 
Assume she is a cluster b and run away.

Alternative answers?

Assume I’m being set up for some cruel cunty social media prank on Shit Tok or wherever.

Assume I’m being set up to be robbed by @Left4DeadDarkie’s nigger people or my dreggly bear @Dregster’s people in the cartel.
Nigga weon even needa bitch tuh set u up!

Weeah slide on yo azz ourselves
 
I would like it. Faggot and fakecel if you don’t want this to happen to you
 
I would say that I'm not interested. It's obvious that they're trying to get a reaction out of me and make me desperate for them. I'm just going to act indifferent because I know that's going to anger the foid. She'll 100% take it as an insult since ME out of all people rejected her.

She probably believes I should be groveling at her feet. I may as well be calling her ugly by rejecting her.
 
I would say ok and walk off because I'm not being part of their prank video
 
I began thinking what my reaction to a foid coming up to me flirting in public would be:
- I would go into fight or flight mode
- I would think it's a dare to humiliate me
- I would physically recoil trying to keep my distance from her so that no one would be able to say I had assaulted her or anything
- I would think I was in a TikTok-prank video
- I would think she was a prostitute or something
- I would think she was trying to sell something or get money out of me.
- I would think she was trying to lead me someplace where some gang members would take me hostage
- I honestly think I would jog away
exactly this
 

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