Experiment What would you do if a female parachuted into your backyard?

[solblue]

She's lost, far from home and her parachute drops her right onto your property. What do you do? Call the cops first?

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[SEWER_MANCER]

Rape, and feed corpse to the farm animals (in Minecraft)

 

[Animecel2D]

Report her to the police for trespassing

 

[Solid State]

Report her to the police for trespassing

 

[Last2025cel]

Tie her down and invite all the incels in my town to run a train on her (in Angry Birds 2 of course)

 

[Todd Thundercock]

stab her to death

 

[literallyretarded]

the most heinous and violent crimes imaginable.

 

[Enigmaz]

Send her back in the air by uppercuting her jaw.

 

[Creamcel]

ITbait thread

 

[Sir Silentium]

ITbait thread

 

[Excalibur]

Beat her to death with my fists before raping her body.

 

[Sans]

SAM MISSILES IN THE SKY (in Wii Sports)

 

[Grodd]

If there was a guarantee that nobody knew she was there then i'd do many things

 

[Luffycel]

rape and kill

 

[solblue]

I have a new fetish for qt military girls

 

[Ambush]

You already know the answer.

 

[Ambush]

If there was a guarantee that nobody knew she was there then i'd do many things

Based

 

[ihatelife2]

Report her to the police for trespassing

If I had a backyard lol

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

This thread is so spirtually GrAYcoded that there couldn't be a better collection of ITBait comments anywhere else on this website.