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Based What were your first words as a baby?

narcissist

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If it isn't in English tell us the non English word and the translation.

My first word was digger as my family were building my family home when I was at that age.

Also I wanted to tell you a fun fact, many babies today have first words like "subscribe" and "like" from watching so much YouTube as it's a popular thing for parents to let their kids watch YouTube kids videos on a tablet etc.

Idk but I hope that's false bs man... -_-
 
Cuyen

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I dont know really it probably was dad or mom
 
Insomniac

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My mom said my first word was jello.

Pretty funny because I fucking hate jello.
 
Blacktarpill

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Whip me
jkjk i dont know.
 
Murdoch89

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Goo goo ga ga I'm assuming
 
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"better incel than cuck"
 
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"Smells bad, smells bad" were my first words. It's simpler to say in my language.
 
ManletHalfCurry

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It's over br0
 
Indari

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Bash my head against a rock
 
Modus Coperandi

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Cucks must be hanged.
 
starystulejarz

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"me euthanase now"
 
FlamingCel

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My first word was tit because I liked to drink milk
 
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Terrorist.
I have no idea why.
 
Six

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"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."
 
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"Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes".
 
Mainländer

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I don't know. I'll ask my mom.
"better incel than cuck"
Don't feed me soy nigga.
It's over br0
Bash my head against a rock
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."
"me euthanase now"
Cucks must be hanged.
I lost to all of these but...

This almost made me spit water over my keyboard.
 
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bigantennaemay1

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"It's over."
 
LastGerman

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My first words: ''The jews did this.''
 
TheNEET

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ciacho which translates to 'a big cookie' or (I shit you not) 'a hot guy' (basically a chad) :lul: it was already over when I was a baby
 

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