Serious What was your craziest attempt to get laid?

[ropecell]

Mine:
I flew to China to see a girl I had befriended back here in Germany and I thought I may have a tiny chance.
It failed miserably, she rejected me and I got food poisoning from their garbage food.

 

[MountainGorilla]

Mine:
I flew to China to see a girl I had befriended back here in Germany and I thought I may have a tiny chance.
It failed miserably, she rejected me and I got food poisoning from their garbage food.

building a door trap and then raping her in minecraft

 

[Garbage Life]

installed tinder

 

[Deleted member 32662]

I tried to flirt with some Spanish chick while drunk she said "she doesn't understand English" while speaking perfect English.