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The_Unknown

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the first thing I jerked to was simpsons hentai involving marge simpson but with huge tits and ass. it was some good shit too, I even jerked to the simpsons episode when marge gets breast implants.
what about you mates
 
Back when this was on tv tbh
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either feet or really bad cartoon porn (This was when I was 12 or below btw, I dont remember but I know it was before I Hit puberty because I pissed instead of came)
 
Brutalizing roasties in the destroy all humans video game made 10years-old me really stiff, i played it on the ps2 all the time, had a blast.
Blowing their heads up is so fucking hot :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:.
I still do jackoff to it.
PoodankMcGee said:
Back when this was on tv tbh
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Bitches so thin and narrow they look like spaghetti.
 
I think it was a picture in a magazine of Anna Kournikova in a bikini or something.
 
An old movie. A slave was getting whipped by a foid.
 
born in the 80s so i had to use my imagination a lot more then
wrote this so ewhere else but i used to fap to megamans sister. thought she was a hot bitch. turned out he doesnt have a sister or really the robot i thought was a girl was just a robot with long hair so as a kid i had been unintentionally jerking off to a male robot my entire childhood. but anyway thats my first memory
 
Picture of some random jav actress I think.
 
I used my imagination the first time around but I had been watching porn months beforehand
 
Naked News and Playboy tv shows. I think having access to playboy at such a young age fucked me up tbh tbh. I was near the end of fourth grade when I first start masturbating.
 
Teela (from the He-Man cartoon) And I imagined her tied up while I was doing it
 
I remember I watched porn much too early and I legit started crying when I saw what took place. Had no idea how ANY of it worked. I feel like it’s how a blind person would react after seeing for the first time, it was just too much to process.
 
can't remember i don't think anything just imagination
 
Been masturbating since i was 4, so i have no idea or memory
 
My arc enemy in elementary school. My nemesis. Her name was dilara. After i get my daily humiliation everyday i jerk off every night some special certain fantasy.
 
Some YouTube vids showing a huge titty woman over a weird Spanish song. I was 11/12 at the time, and I remember ejaculating directly in my pants from the erection and sensitivity when on my belly in my bed.
It was a weird fucking time sexually
 
Yayo I won't lie.
 
I remember to jerking off top models on newspapers
 
Blacktarpill said:
Thats cheating. Screenshots please.
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I originally said I did at one time tbh but I don't want to say that on the internet in case my family were to somehow see. Wow man I'm tardcel.
 
Blacktarpill said:
How?
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Is bro. What if somehow my tech saavy older brother had our internet provider tell him what websites we had visited in the past year. Then he somehow saw I had an acc here. Scary business. Which is also why porn is dangerous if you're embarrassed. You can't erase everything.
 
Sniffles said:
I originally said I did at one time tbh but I don't want to say that on the internet in case my family were to somehow see. Wow man I'm tardcel.
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Kek. I’m an irrational paranoiacel too. Afraid people from my life will somehow know who I am and snoop through my profile. That’s why I made my account completely private.
 
Sniffles said:
Is bro. What if somehow my tech saavy older brother had our internet provider tell him what websites we had visited in the past year. Then he somehow saw I had an acc here. Scary business. Which is also why porn is dangerous if you're embarrassed. You can't erase everything.
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That sounds really fucked up. Move out asap.
 
Blacktarpill said:
That sounds really fucked up. Move out asap.
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Trying so hard man. But I want to make a down payment on a nice house and have nice income set up b4 I go.
 
Sniffles said:
Trying so hard man. But I want to make a down payment on a nice house and have nice income set up b4 I go.
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Cool, i will try to move out with my friend in a year. I hope it will work out as i aspected.
 
BabilKrali said:
My arc enemy in elementary school. My nemesis. Her name was dilara. After i get my daily humiliation everyday i jerk off every night some special certain fantasy.
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bro there was some stacy named that in my high school too :feelshaha:
 
The_Unknown said:
bro there was some stacy named that in my high school too :feelshaha:
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There is a lot of whore with name dilara . But my arc enemy was formidable. She succeed me cry hard when I dare to attack physically. My mistake she was stronger than me.

But now she is old as me. So she is not stacy anymore. She is now used up whore i hope .

And I hope she will see her parents die painfully. OR maybe she already did ?:feelskek:
 
I jerked off on Instagram to some chick from my school back in 8th grade. She was in a tight shirt with cleavage so I imagined myself tearing her apart, groping her, and fucking her with my bear cock.
 
First time I came through fapping was already to fucked up shit, a milk enema on a blonde foid.
 
Pretty sure the first time I jerked off I was 9 or 10 and I was taking a bath.

In hindsight I should have brought a toaster in with me.
 
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A hentai that involved a mentally deficient guy with a scar on his forehead,for which he got bullied.He then proceeds,with the help of his childhood friend,to rape every girl that bullied him.

Being someone who was bullied by girls a lot,this seemed like top tier wish fufillment.
 
no clue i dont write this shit down nigga
 
My MILF math teacher. She was so uptight too. It was hilarious when she got impregnated without being married.
 
I don't remember. The first time I had precum was when I fapped to some girl on a teen reality show.

I really miss that feeling when masturbation was new.
 
fukmylyf said:
I don't remember. The first time I had precum was when I fapped to some girl in a teen reality show.

I really miss that feeling when masturbation was new.
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Same bro. Masturbation was already boring to me by the time I was 20.
 
First fap was to Kendra Lust, i was 15 i think.
 
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