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the first thing I jerked to was simpsons hentai involving marge simpson but with huge tits and ass. it was some good shit too, I even jerked to the simpsons episode when marge gets breast implants.
what about you mates
 
Back when this was on tv tbh
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either feet or really bad cartoon porn (This was when I was 12 or below btw, I dont remember but I know it was before I Hit puberty because I pissed instead of came)
 
Brutalizing roasties in the destroy all humans video game made 10years-old me really stiff, i played it on the ps2 all the time, had a blast.
Blowing their heads up is so fucking hot :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:.
I still do jackoff to it.
Back when this was on tv tbh
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Bitches so thin and narrow they look like spaghetti.
 
I think it was a picture in a magazine of Anna Kournikova in a bikini or something.
 
An old movie. A slave was getting whipped by a foid.
 
born in the 80s so i had to use my imagination a lot more then
wrote this so ewhere else but i used to fap to megamans sister. thought she was a hot bitch. turned out he doesnt have a sister or really the robot i thought was a girl was just a robot with long hair so as a kid i had been unintentionally jerking off to a male robot my entire childhood. but anyway thats my first memory
 
Picture of some random jav actress I think.
 
I used my imagination the first time around but I had been watching porn months beforehand
 
Naked News and Playboy tv shows. I think having access to playboy at such a young age fucked me up tbh tbh. I was near the end of fourth grade when I first start masturbating.
 
Teela (from the He-Man cartoon) And I imagined her tied up while I was doing it
 
I remember I watched porn much too early and I legit started crying when I saw what took place. Had no idea how ANY of it worked. I feel like it’s how a blind person would react after seeing for the first time, it was just too much to process.
 
can't remember i don't think anything just imagination
 
Been masturbating since i was 4, so i have no idea or memory
 
My arc enemy in elementary school. My nemesis. Her name was dilara. After i get my daily humiliation everyday i jerk off every night some special certain fantasy.
 
Some YouTube vids showing a huge titty woman over a weird Spanish song. I was 11/12 at the time, and I remember ejaculating directly in my pants from the erection and sensitivity when on my belly in my bed.
It was a weird fucking time sexually
 
Yayo I won't lie.
 
I remember to jerking off top models on newspapers
 
Thats cheating. Screenshots please.
I originally said I did at one time tbh but I don't want to say that on the internet in case my family were to somehow see. Wow man I'm tardcel.
 
Is bro. What if somehow my tech saavy older brother had our internet provider tell him what websites we had visited in the past year. Then he somehow saw I had an acc here. Scary business. Which is also why porn is dangerous if you're embarrassed. You can't erase everything.
 
I originally said I did at one time tbh but I don't want to say that on the internet in case my family were to somehow see. Wow man I'm tardcel.
Kek. I’m an irrational paranoiacel too. Afraid people from my life will somehow know who I am and snoop through my profile. That’s why I made my account completely private.
 
Is bro. What if somehow my tech saavy older brother had our internet provider tell him what websites we had visited in the past year. Then he somehow saw I had an acc here. Scary business. Which is also why porn is dangerous if you're embarrassed. You can't erase everything.
That sounds really fucked up. Move out asap.
 
That sounds really fucked up. Move out asap.
Trying so hard man. But I want to make a down payment on a nice house and have nice income set up b4 I go.
 
Trying so hard man. But I want to make a down payment on a nice house and have nice income set up b4 I go.
Cool, i will try to move out with my friend in a year. I hope it will work out as i aspected.
 
My arc enemy in elementary school. My nemesis. Her name was dilara. After i get my daily humiliation everyday i jerk off every night some special certain fantasy.
bro there was some stacy named that in my high school too :feelshaha:
 
bro there was some stacy named that in my high school too :feelshaha:

There is a lot of whore with name dilara . But my arc enemy was formidable. She succeed me cry hard when I dare to attack physically. My mistake she was stronger than me.

But now she is old as me. So she is not stacy anymore. She is now used up whore i hope .

And I hope she will see her parents die painfully. OR maybe she already did ?:feelskek:
 
I jerked off on Instagram to some chick from my school back in 8th grade. She was in a tight shirt with cleavage so I imagined myself tearing her apart, groping her, and fucking her with my bear cock.
 
First time I came through fapping was already to fucked up shit, a milk enema on a blonde foid.
 
Pretty sure the first time I jerked off I was 9 or 10 and I was taking a bath.

In hindsight I should have brought a toaster in with me.
 
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A hentai that involved a mentally deficient guy with a scar on his forehead,for which he got bullied.He then proceeds,with the help of his childhood friend,to rape every girl that bullied him.

Being someone who was bullied by girls a lot,this seemed like top tier wish fufillment.
 
no clue i dont write this shit down nigga
 
My MILF math teacher. She was so uptight too. It was hilarious when she got impregnated without being married.
 
I don't remember. The first time I had precum was when I fapped to some girl on a teen reality show.

I really miss that feeling when masturbation was new.
 
I don't remember. The first time I had precum was when I fapped to some girl in a teen reality show.

I really miss that feeling when masturbation was new.
Same bro. Masturbation was already boring to me by the time I was 20.
 
First fap was to Kendra Lust, i was 15 i think.
 

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